Proof that God Exists!!!

BlkbrryTheGreat · Post by **BlkbrryTheGreat** » 2003-05-20 08:40pm

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
-Benjamin Franklin

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-05-20 08:59pm

Yes, humans are far too stupid to come up with anything like beer.

Joking, joking... I understand the humor there. I really do. Guess I'll get me a beer!

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-05-20 09:16pm

I'm not a drinkin' man, but if I was, I'd say:

PRAISE ALLAH!!!

Thirdfain · Post by **Thirdfain** » 2003-05-20 09:18pm

Allah forbids his followers to drink beer, I should know, I have a friend who is Muslim, who forsakes all alcohol...

He has other methods of getting his artificial jollies.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-05-20 09:25pm

Thirdfain wrote:Allah forbids his followers to drink beer, I should know, I have a friend who is Muslim, who forsakes all alcohol...

You misrepresent The Prophet. Shut up now before I will go Jihad on your ass, praise be to Allah!

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-05-20 09:29pm

And hangovers are living proof that God also hates us and wants us to suffer for it.

Admiral Johnason · Post by **Admiral Johnason** » 2003-05-20 09:34pm

Cheese and chocolate are4 the only proof I need to know there is a God. The beer just says that he is a loving one.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-05-20 10:15pm

Mr. Franklin is one of the most quotable persons in history.

NapoleonGH · Post by **NapoleonGH** » 2003-05-20 10:16pm

As a common t-shirt/bumper sticker in my area of the world says

Man made Beer
God made Bud
Who do you trust?

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2003-05-20 10:33pm

NapoleonGH wrote:As a common t-shirt/bumper sticker in my area of the world says

Man made Beer
God made Bud
Who do you trust?

Depends on what kind of "bud" we're talking about. If we're talking about the kind that gets packed and smoked, then I trust God more than I trust man. The gange doesn't make you puke. (Or so I've heard.)

But if we're talking Budweiser, then I trust whoever made Guiness more than I trust myself.

In Stout we trust.

NapoleonGH · Post by **NapoleonGH** » 2003-05-20 11:02pm

ohh the bud in those tshirts/bumper stickers is the bud of a cannabis sativa plant. IE weed, pot, grass, marijuana, etc.

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2003-05-20 11:07pm

NapoleonGH wrote:ohh the bud in those tshirts/bumper stickers is the bud of a cannabis sativa plant. IE weed, pot, grass, marijuana, etc.

Then I trust God.

And the makers of Guinness.

Hmm... Guinness bong... ::Droooooooooooooools::

NapoleonGH · Post by **NapoleonGH** » 2003-05-20 11:16pm

Queeb Salaron wrote:
NapoleonGH wrote:ohh the bud in those tshirts/bumper stickers is the bud of a cannabis sativa plant. IE weed, pot, grass, marijuana, etc.
Then I trust God.

And the makers of Guinness.

Hmm... Guinness bong... ::Droooooooooooooools::

just so anyone who is in a country where it is legal knows, using any alcoholic beverage in a water pipe for the consumption of cannabis smoke is really a stupid idea. Basically the active ingrediants of cannabis smoke (Delta-9 Tetrahydrocannibol) are alcohol soluable, so by using an alcohol in your bong water, you are reducing the active ingrediants that reach your lungs, while not effecting the amount of tar, so more tar per miligram of THC that you get into your bloodstream. Basically water is the best liquid for water pipes (but not for tobacco water pipes as nicotine is water soluable) becuase THC is an oil and isnt water soluable

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-05-20 11:18pm

Admiral Johnason wrote:Cheese and chocolate are4 the only proof I need to know there is a God. The beer just says that he is a loving one.

I must say Good Sir that is a very odd combination!

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-05-21 01:33pm

BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
-Benjamin Franklin

Then why did he make it taste like shit?

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-05-21 04:50pm

NapoleonGH wrote:
Queeb Salaron wrote:
NapoleonGH wrote:ohh the bud in those tshirts/bumper stickers is the bud of a cannabis sativa plant. IE weed, pot, grass, marijuana, etc.
Then I trust God.

And the makers of Guinness.

Hmm... Guinness bong... ::Droooooooooooooools::

just so anyone who is in a country where it is legal knows, using any alcoholic beverage in a water pipe for the consumption of cannabis smoke is really a stupid idea. Basically the active ingrediants of cannabis smoke (Delta-9 Tetrahydrocannibol) are alcohol soluable, so by using an alcohol in your bong water, you are reducing the active ingrediants that reach your lungs, while not effecting the amount of tar, so more tar per miligram of THC that you get into your bloodstream. Basically water is the best liquid for water pipes (but not for tobacco water pipes as nicotine is water soluable) becuase THC is an oil and isnt water soluable

But then you drink the alcohol you used as bong water, and get even more fucked up.

NOTE: I've not tried this... but I know people who have.
They're the same ones that scraped the mold/scum/whatever off the inside of the bong after six months of use, dried it and smoked it when they had no money for a dimebag.

NapoleonGH · Post by **NapoleonGH** » 2003-05-21 06:17pm

well that practice is actually removing the deposited resin, that isnt scum, that isnt mold, that is THC and other oils in their tar state on the side of the glass.

Also drinking bong water no matter what kind it is is an action in stupidity. Why are you using a bong anyway? You use it to filter out the carcinogenic and poisonous gases and particulate matter, by drinking it,you are consuming the poisons and carcinogens.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-05-21 06:30pm

Queeb Salaron wrote:
NapoleonGH wrote:As a common t-shirt/bumper sticker in my area of the world says

Man made Beer
God made Bud
Who do you trust?
Depends on what kind of "bud" we're talking about. If we're talking about the kind that gets packed and smoked, then I trust God more than I trust man. The gange doesn't make you puke. (Or so I've heard.)

But if we're talking Budweiser, then I trust whoever made Guiness more than I trust myself.

In Stout we trust.

Weed + me = puke.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-05-21 06:32pm

Rye wrote:
BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
-Benjamin Franklin

Then why did he make it taste like shit?

[not going there]

Tastes more like soapy water.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-05-21 06:33pm

LadyTevar wrote:But then you drink the alcohol you used as bong water, and get even more fucked up.

NOTE: I've not tried this... but I know people who have.
They're the same ones that scraped the mold/scum/whatever off the inside of the bong after six months of use, dried it and smoked it when they had no money for a dimebag.

That would be resin, dear.

Resin tends to get you more fucked up than the weed itself, sometimes.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-05-21 06:34pm

NapoleonGH wrote:well that practice is actually removing the deposited resin, that isnt scum, that isnt mold, that is THC and other oils in their tar state on the side of the glass.

Also drinking bong water no matter what kind it is is an action in stupidity. Why are you using a bong anyway? You use it to filter out the carcinogenic and poisonous gases and particulate matter, by drinking it,you are consuming the poisons and carcinogens.

This is why we use a houka!

No, just kidding.. regular pipes are the best, for some. ALthough, I must say I prefer using the houka.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-05-21 07:33pm

Rye wrote: Then why did he make it taste like shit?

I know what you mean. How can anyone really think beer tastes good the first time they try it?

NapoleonGH · Post by **NapoleonGH** » 2003-05-21 07:41pm

beer majorly grows on you and becomes damned good if it is good beer

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-05-21 07:49pm

Andrew J. wrote:
Rye wrote: Then why did he make it taste like shit?
I know what you mean. How can anyone really think beer tastes good the first time they try it?

I suppose it's a bit hypocritical of me to say beer tastes like shit when i drink whisky. (Rye naturally)

Acacia · Post by **Acacia** » 2003-05-21 07:52pm

Never, ever eat cheddar cheese when indulging in Cannabis. It does the most foul things to one's breath.

I have never cared for beer. I can not get over the taste, which I find to be bitter and unpalatable.

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