which is the cooler religion

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-05-20 09:41pm

in just coolness factor, not more fanatic or silly -

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-05-20 09:46pm

Christianity. Ironically, it gave us the majority of the basic fantastic critters and stereotypes which fundies are so opposed to

. Without Christianity, we wouldn't have those kick-ass paladins and clerics, maybe not even angels in the fantastic sense.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-05-20 09:47pm

I would say Islam because in their heyday, the Muslims had scientific achievements unrivaled anywhere else in the world.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-05-20 10:20pm

Islam. Turkish mosques own any Christian cathedral, the Ottomans also gave us the mortar. Though I like naval warfare and the Christian forces kicked a lot of ass at Lepanto.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-05-20 10:22pm

Christianity. Christianity gives us Priests who are armed to the teeth. Fighting priests kick ass (see Hellsing, Xenogears, and to a lesser extent Trigun).

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-05-20 10:24pm

I abstaint there is nothing cool with religion who threatens people with death if they do not join.

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-05-20 10:32pm

Christianity has Papal Ninjas. Islam does not.

As we all know, any religion with Ninjas is automatically cooler than any religion that has no ninjas.

Therefore, Christianity is cooler than Islam.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-05-20 10:34pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:Islam. Turkish mosques own any Christian cathedral, the Ottomans also gave us the mortar.

Their mosques were based heavily and used essentially Roman techniques. In terms of engineering accomplistments the High Gothic Cathedrals are far more complex than the mosques.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-05-20 10:49pm

Stormbringer wrote: Their mosques were based heavily and used essentially Roman techniques. In terms of engineering accomplistments the High Gothic Cathedrals are far more complex than the mosques.

So what? I know all that and it doesn't change what they look like. I find Christian Cathedrals fairly ugly. If I want to go by engineering achievement as being cool, which I don’t really feel like, I'd go look up the religious of the builders of a couple bridges and dams and railways. I expect a great many would be Christian. Though I now wonder who designed the Ataturk dam?

Now leave me be with my one minor aspect based comparision.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-05-20 11:14pm

I'd say Christianity, as you get free wafers and booze during the communion.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-20 11:19pm

Iceberg wrote:Christianity has Papal Ninjas. Islam does not.

As we all know, any religion with Ninjas is automatically cooler than any religion that has no ninjas.

Therefore, Christianity is cooler than Islam.

HOLY CRAP NINJAS! It is official. Christianity is the coolest religion ever. If there was a place for a ninja at a church nowadays (maybe there still is

), you can bet I would convert to Christianity anyday. As long as I got a sword and shurikens and poison darts and a grappling hook and super-stealthy powers and....

Ninjas rule.

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-05-20 11:39pm

Islam.

"Allah" sounds much better than "God."

Less hypocritical nutcases. Quran says to kill you, they'll kill you.

Get to wear those kickass turbans (Oh wait that's Sikhism).

Grow a ZZ Top beard and brandish swords!

Kickass justice system! A compulsive thief? Cut the asshole's hand off! Married woman isn't faithful to her husband? Well, I find stoning a little excessive, but I despise infedelity. You're allowed to beat someone up who dishonered your family with insults! Sweet!

Walk around the streets with guns! Big guns!

Ride camels!

Change your name to Mohammed-Abdul-Ali Mustafa-Ossama-Jabbar-Hussein! (Only applies to boxers and New York City taxi cab drivers.)

The Albino Raven · Post by **The Albino Raven** » 2003-05-21 12:32am

3 words.

Cradle
Of
Civilization

NOt even maurading Christians kicked them out of the middle east. They did lose Israel, but they still have the rest of the middle east, the land their ancestors llived in MANY many generations ago, thats cool.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-05-21 12:36am

Fremen_Muhadib wrote:3 words.

Cradle
Of
Civilization

NOt even maurading Christians kicked them out of the middle east. They did lose Israel, but they still have the rest of the middle east, the land their ancestors llived in MANY many generations ago, thats cool.

Islam has absolutely nothing to do with the Middle East as the Cradle of Civilization. That was thousands of years before.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-05-21 12:50am

The Hagia Sophia predated Islam by atleast a century, and the mineret style was copied in all mosques. Originally it was a cathedral in the old Byzantine empire, and was a very Christian monument. Later when Byzantium became muslim, or when muslims adapted the Hagia Sophia style, minerets and such became typical of turko-muslim design.

http://www.greatbuildings.com/buildings ... ophia.html

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-05-21 01:56am

Slavish reproductions of the Hagia Sofia < some of the greatest architectural accomplishments of human history.

Mujaheddin < Papal Ninja

That's two categories where Christianity is definitely superior to Islam.

Drooling Iguana · Post by **Drooling Iguana** » 2003-05-21 03:45am

Do Islam kids have a fat guy in a red suit break into their homes every year?

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-05-21 03:58am

Drooling Iguana wrote:Do Islam kids have a fat guy in a red suit break into their homes every year?

Well the Jews have Harry Haneka (I'm not going to bother spelling it correctly.)

The Muslims have Rodney Ramadan!

Hethrir · Post by **Hethrir** » 2003-05-21 04:08am

UltraViolence83 wrote:Islam.

"Allah" sounds much better than "God."...

Interestingly enough, "Allah" is the Arab word for God, so Christians who speak Arabian call the Christian God "Allah" also. Am i right that they speak "Arabian"?

In regards to coolness, I like Christianity because i get to play rock music at the Sunday night service. Islam bans most music.

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-05-21 04:12am

Hethrir wrote:
UltraViolence83 wrote:Islam.

"Allah" sounds much better than "God."...
Interestingly enough, "Allah" is the Arab word for God, so Christians who speak Arabian call the Christian God "Allah" also. Am i right that they speak "Arabian"?

In regards to coolness, I like Christianity because i get to play rock music at the Sunday night service. Islam bans most music.

Knew that "Allah" is "God" in that particular language. It's still pronounced "All-Lah" isn't it?

Insolent fool! Who needs music when you have Allah? You die now!

Thunderfire · Post by **Thunderfire** » 2003-05-21 10:11am

Iceberg wrote:Christianity has Papal Ninjas. Islam does not.

As we all know, any religion with Ninjas is automatically cooler than any religion that has no ninjas.

Therefore, Christianity is cooler than Islam.

Islam get the Assassin Cult.

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-05-21 10:13am

Thunderfire wrote:
Iceberg wrote:Christianity has Papal Ninjas. Islam does not.

As we all know, any religion with Ninjas is automatically cooler than any religion that has no ninjas.

Therefore, Christianity is cooler than Islam.
Islam get the Assassin Cult.

Sorry. Not as cool as Papal Ninjas.

Ubiquitous · Post by **Ubiquitous** » 2003-05-21 11:06am

The Cathedral in Ypres is so amazing, I'll vote Christianity mainly for that.

Jawawithagun · Post by **Jawawithagun** » 2003-05-21 11:31am

well, Islam had the Hashishim

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-05-21 11:42am

Iceberg wrote:
Thunderfire wrote:
Iceberg wrote:Christianity has Papal Ninjas. Islam does not.

As we all know, any religion with Ninjas is automatically cooler than any religion that has no ninjas.

Therefore, Christianity is cooler than Islam.
Islam get the Assassin Cult.
Sorry. Not as cool as Papal Ninjas.

What the heck are those Papal Ninjas you keep talking about??

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