Ever Mastubate while browsing SD.net?

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-05-20 08:08pm

Um...how do you the dishes with one hand?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-05-20 08:14pm

sorry, but the sci fi stats on the millenium falcon just arent *that* good. . .

J · Post by J » 2003-05-20 08:16pm

Darth Yoshi wrote:Okay, that's just wrong. *shudder*

Needs are needs, though in aerius' defence I was the one that started the sex that time. We were snugglin' while browsing SD.Net and well, one thing led to another and before we knew it we were going at it good. Oh umm...masturbation? Nope, haven't done that.

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-05-20 08:23pm

Yes.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2003-05-20 08:25pm

The window was open and minimized at the time when I was wanking to porn. Yay.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-05-20 09:06pm

Well, I had already gotten off a couple times to the porn and was just checking up on some threads while I finished off the last few goes.

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2003-05-20 09:19pm

I multitask a lot. So yes, I'd be flipping back and forth between the board and the porn without missing a beat.

Baron Mordo · Post by **Baron Mordo** » 2003-05-20 10:11pm

To answer the question, no. You guys have never given me a reason to.

brothersinarm · Post by **brothersinarm** » 2003-05-20 10:18pm

I log on to STDnet and the first thread I see is this. Home at last

brothersinarm · Post by **brothersinarm** » 2003-05-20 10:19pm

And no I don't do it on the computer, and definitely not on STDnet.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-21 01:27am

Zaia wrote:
My Favourite Pumpkin Man, Mr. Rye wrote:Einy's makes my skin crawl..it looks sick for some reason..especially it's eyes.
Yah, I know. Did you see the post where I talked about how it scares the livin' be-jeezus outta me? *shivers* Ick. That thing gives me the heebie-jeebies. Even if I ever did feel like masturbating when looking through SD.net, that av would CERTAINLY put a stop to that! Eww.

Glad I could be of assistance.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-21 01:30am

Superman wrote:You should see all of things I do while masturbating. I cook, wash dishes, bathe, brush my teeth; browsing SD.NET is just one of them. I have my junk in my good hand and the computer mouse in the bad. It's like Pavlov's dogs now; the computer goes on, I grab the penis.

On the bad side, my hands are pretty calloused from all my weight lifting. My penis has one hell of a calous on one side. I guess it's like my penis is ribbed for her pleasure naturally.

WTF!!?!?!!??

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-05-21 01:39am

Not to impugn your housekeeping skillz, Supes, but I ain't ever eatin' off your dishes!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-21 01:41am

Frank Hipper wrote:Not to impugn your housekeeping skillz, Supes, but I ain't ever eatin' off your dishes!

I thought you liked Man Cream!

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-05-21 01:45am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:Not to impugn your housekeeping skillz, Supes, but I ain't ever eatin' off your dishes!
I thought you liked Man Cream!

Fresh, and direct from the source, goofy!

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2003-05-21 01:48am

Enforcer Talen wrote:sorry, but the sci fi stats on the millenium falcon just arent *that* good. . .

What about the contents linked on this thread? Though the link to other stuff there, http://www.alink.co.za/chicks/, is technically off site... *shrug*

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-05-21 01:52am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Superman wrote:You should see all of things I do while masturbating. I cook, wash dishes, bathe, brush my teeth; browsing SD.NET is just one of them. I have my junk in my good hand and the computer mouse in the bad. It's like Pavlov's dogs now; the computer goes on, I grab the penis.

On the bad side, my hands are pretty calloused from all my weight lifting. My penis has one hell of a calous on one side. I guess it's like my penis is ribbed for her pleasure naturally.
WTF!!?!?!!??

That goes double for me.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-21 02:32am

Frank Hipper wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:Not to impugn your housekeeping skillz, Supes, but I ain't ever eatin' off your dishes!
I thought you liked Man Cream!
Fresh, and direct from the source, goofy!

Excellent point. That's the way I like it too. Doesn't matter which end it's squirted into either.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2003-05-21 02:39am

*adds Superman to the list, TWICE, just to be on the safe side*

WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT???

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-05-21 03:49am

Holy shit how did this topic get to five pages so fucking fast ? .... The answer to the question is never. Copy that Whiskey tango foxtrot on behalf of supermans multi tasking... theres just no reason to masturbait while doing the dishes... i mean,couldn't you just wait til you were done? What abou scrubbing plates turns you on to the point where you need to wank your plunger right then and there.... on well

Now i know that theres a 30% chance that someones reading this with a penis in hand.