Who's had anal sex?

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2002-09-10 08:05pm

Darth Wong wrote:
ArmorPierce wrote:Well, not sure fire, there has been cases of it dripping down to the vagina and them getting pregnant that way.
Obviously, these people suffer from poor planning and execution. You're supposed to blow your entire load before you pull out, and then that won't happen. Dammit, why don't they start teaching proper method in sex ed class?

The Monty Python method of Sex ed would be very good I think....

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-09-10 08:10pm

Dammit, why don't they start teaching proper method in sex ed class?

Perhaps you'd like to come demonstrate?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-09-10 08:17pm

Cyril wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:]Dammit, why don't they start teaching proper method in sex ed class?
Perhaps you'd like to come demonstrate?

My wife prefers to keep our hanky-panky in our own bedroom.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-09-10 08:20pm

Right.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-09-10 08:43pm

Stravo wrote:To be sure, Lord Wong, anal will never go away, but I suppose it will never have that magical allure it once had for me. That nervous little laugh as I asked the girl if she would open up the butt. Her usual coy reply and the inevitable collapse of all resistance. Without a DOUBT the best part of the whole process is when the woman's groans and grunts of pain and discomfort suddenly turn into "Don't stop, fuck me." I'll never forget the first time that happened, I swear I stopped for a second and thought...wow, sometimes porns actually get these things right.

There's something about that moment when a woman finally admit that all of that "tender lovemaking" stuff is nice, but sometimes she just wants to get FUCKED like a bad girl.

So I say onward all you horny devils, lets plow one through the Hershey highway tonight in honor of Lord Wong's thread and perhaps the Age of Anal can have a Rennaisance...at least tonight.

I'll tell my wife to prepare for the pink torpedo coming in the aft tube

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-09-10 08:50pm

The only thing I really have to contribute to this thread, other than material of which, despite what Dalton thinks, is guaranteed to get this thread blocked

Yes, I voted for the Shep option, just to piss him off. It's payback time

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-10 09:25pm

The opportunity has not preented itself. That and the guy I want to do that to/have dont to me by is straight. I care for him deeply and would never do anything that may risk our friendship

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-10 09:27pm

That and I am not some cheap man whore, I have standards.

I view sex, not only as physical pleasure but also as a gesture of trust and love, not something to be given away. So at 16, no I have not had anal sex.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2002-09-10 09:32pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:The opportunity has not preented itself. That and the guy I want to do that to/have dont to me by is straight. I care for him deeply and would never do anything that may risk our friendship

Does he know about your orientation...you never know, you could reveal your feelings and he goes "Holy shit! I'm gay too but I was always afraid to tell you because of our friendship!"

I'm all for EVERYONE getting anal even my gay teen brethren, go forth and spread the love. CHRIST what is it about this thread????

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-09-10 09:34pm

The bizarreness mounts. Pun not intended.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2002-09-10 09:38pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Stravo wrote:To be sure, Lord Wong, anal will never go away, but I suppose it will never have that magical allure it once had for me. That nervous little laugh as I asked the girl if she would open up the butt. Her usual coy reply and the inevitable collapse of all resistance. Without a DOUBT the best part of the whole process is when the woman's groans and grunts of pain and discomfort suddenly turn into "Don't stop, fuck me." I'll never forget the first time that happened, I swear I stopped for a second and thought...wow, sometimes porns actually get these things right.
There's something about that moment when a woman finally admit that all of that "tender lovemaking" stuff is nice, but sometimes she just wants to get FUCKED like a bad girl.
So I say onward all you horny devils, lets plow one through the Hershey highway tonight in honor of Lord Wong's thread and perhaps the Age of Anal can have a Rennaisance...at least tonight.
I'll tell my wife to prepare for the pink torpedo coming in the aft tube

Lord Wong can it get any worse than this....we have degenerated into anal loving men again...I must say this thread was like a breath of fresh air in an utterly gray day.

Must rememeber to add lube to the shopping list tonight

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-10 09:41pm

He knows. He is okay with it, and he knows how I feel about him. I just respect and care for him to much to ever do anything(like hit on him) that could make him uncomfortable.

If I ever have one of those days when I am very moody and anger easily, it is most likely because I m depressed for this reason, so dont hold it against me.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2002-09-10 09:45pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:He knows. He is okay with it, and he knows how I feel about him. I just respect and care for him to much to ever do anything(like hit on him) that could make him uncomfortable.

If I ever have one of those days when I am very moody and anger easily, it is most likely because I m depressed for this reason, so dont hold it against me.

Hey, chin up. No one's holding it against you, it just saddens me to know that stuff like this is going on and it's NOT some sappy movie. These issues and situations really do come up and I feel for you, I've been there in that formless void known as the friend zone when all I really wanted to do was jump her bones. I didn;t want to give her dating advice, I wanted to bend her over a couch and work out her problems

Here's to hoping that someone else comes along to take you out of the funk.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2002-09-10 09:52pm

You people are messed up.

LordChaos · Post by **LordChaos** » 2002-09-10 09:54pm

For those of you who haven't... unwind a bit and see if she wants to try it.

hmmmm.... I'll have to ask my gf about it... it's one sexual topic we haven't breached yet.... (but I have a feeling she'll be for it).

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2002-09-10 09:59pm

I have not tried it. I would probably never ask for it. The only girl who brought it up said, she might try a slim dildo but not a penis. Since Im not really curious, the issue never came up again.

Azeron · Post by **Azeron** » 2002-09-10 10:14pm

Now, Now,

You impodent Euro-bung floppers. This is another thing we Do better in the US with!! God loves america, so he gave us mongrel scholngs tghat can inject our testerome fueled love seed so fast, like a Saturn Space Rocket, that it can impregenate a woman from accross the room, and she'll come in her panites through the whole ordeal.

Lets face it, you need government subsidies over there in Europe just to get it up, let alone the forms you have to fill in triplicate just to cum. What do you expect when you have a unelected Kubul like hte EC with France an "intergal part of it".

Lets look at some figures regarding the anal pleasureinf of women put out bt the US beareu of statistics for the world:

http://www.statistics.gov/female_cummin ... efault.htm

rank country female anal cumming/month
------------------------------------
1. US 37
2. Swaziland 12
3. South Africa 11.5
4. England 1
5. Germany .2
187. France -50

As you can see, the US is far superior, per capita analy. You may now grovel and disband your analy poor countires now.

Sienthal · Post by **Sienthal** » 2002-09-10 10:28pm

Lots of virgins about (Including me). I suppose that's good when looking at the age poll

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Abstinence would be the way to go for me, but I suppose I would have no say in the matter, being the pathetic bastard I am

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Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-10 10:30pm

No more pathetic than I am

Evil Jerk · Post by **Evil Jerk** » 2002-09-10 10:31pm

Ha! We virgins have the most votes.
In your face, people with actual lives!

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-09-10 10:50pm

Evil Jerk wrote:Ha! We virgins have the most votes.
In your face, people with actual lives!

Yeah, you but only outnumber the guys who bagged Shep by about 4 to 1

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2002-09-10 10:58pm

Never even thought about it. There are icky things beyond the anus that I don't care to put my bits and pieces into. Maybe a matter of prudishness

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-09-10 11:00pm

Pablo Sanchez wrote:Never even thought about it. There are icky things beyond the anus that I don't care to put my bits and pieces into. Maybe a matter of prudishness

Da. And the fact that if the POLITBURO found out, you would lose your post
and be thrown into the LUBYANKA.....

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-09-10 11:01pm

RayCav of ASVS wrote:The only thing I really have to contribute to this thread, other than material of which, despite what Dalton thinks, is guaranteed to get this thread blocked

Yes, I voted for the Shep option, just to piss him off. It's payback time

Yet you copiede me!
It was me I tell you who first did Shep!
ME!!!!!

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2002-09-10 11:03pm

Ted wrote: Yet you copiede me!
It was me I tell you who first did Shep!
ME!!!!!

Bad Ted, BAD!

I must then post a skit about how the Canadian flag incorporates the
words KKK into it.

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Who's had anal sex?

Have you had anal sex?

Damnit!