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Often. I always am eating something when I use the PC. The problem is that I get crumbs on the keyboard, and even as I type this at school, I still see my yogurt stain :oops:
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Darth Gojira wrote:Often. I always am eating something when I use the PC. The problem is that I get crumbs on the keyboard, and even as I type this at school, I still see my yogurt stain :oops:

....Yogurt leaves stains on keyboards? :|
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innerbrat wrote:Is this the rigth time to warn you young men and laides never to confuse mastication with fornication?
Whoops. :wink:
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I try to avoid masticating while browsing, because I like to keep my hands free.

I suppose I could just use one hand...or a straw... :wink:
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Zaia wrote:
neoolong wrote:"Everytime you masticate, God kills a kitten."
I was waiting for this. :D
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Zaia wrote:
Darth Gojira wrote:Often. I always am eating something when I use the PC. The problem is that I get crumbs on the keyboard, and even as I type this at school, I still see my yogurt stain :oops:

....Yogurt leaves stains on keyboards? :|
I'm sure colored yogurt would.

And I'm too afraid to look for myself, but has anyone mentioned stains on the keyboard in that other thread? :?
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Crayz9000 wrote:I don't know, can you masticate ice cream?
Of course. I don't see why you would, though.
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Darth Yoshi wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote:I don't know, can you masticate ice cream?
Of course. I don't see why you would, though.
If you really want your teeth to ache, then there might be a purpose of chewing ice cream.

We know about masturbation and mastication, but does anyone fornicate, educate, debate, repsirate, defecate, or salivate while browsing here?
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Darth Yoshi wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote:I don't know, can you masticate ice cream?
Of course. I don't see why you would, though.
If you really want your teeth to ache, then there might be a purpose of chewing ice cream.

We know about masturbation and mastication, but does anyone fornicate, educate, debate, repsirate, defecate, or salivate while browsing here?
Defecate? Ewww...

I respirate, salivate, and I do believe that the board was made for debate.
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Darth Yoshi wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Darth Yoshi wrote:Of course. I don't see why you would, though.
If you really want your teeth to ache, then there might be a purpose of chewing ice cream.

We know about masturbation and mastication, but does anyone fornicate, educate, debate, repsirate, defecate, or salivate while browsing here?
Defecate? Ewww...

I respirate, salivate, and I do believe that the board was made for debate.
Hey, I put every three-syllable word enting in -ate I could think of. And besides, can't you browse SD.net with a laptop or something while you're on the crapper?
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Darth Yoshi wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote:I don't know, can you masticate ice cream?
Of course. I don't see why you would, though.
If you really want your teeth to ache, then there might be a purpose of chewing ice cream.

We know about masturbation and mastication, but does anyone fornicate, educate, debate, repsirate, defecate, or salivate while browsing here?
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
Darth Yoshi wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote:I don't know, can you masticate ice cream?
Of course. I don't see why you would, though.
If you really want your teeth to ache, then there might be a purpose of chewing ice cream.

We know about masturbation and mastication, but does anyone fornicate, educate, debate, repsirate, defecate, or salivate while browsing here?
Well, I try to hold it in, but sometimes I must respirate...
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I masticate in front of the computer vigerously every night. :D
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When I saw your name under 'latest post', I thought it read "Porn979".
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:When I saw your name under 'latest post', I thought it read "Porn979".
Figures you would...

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**Thwaps ICE "you still spaming from last night"**

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Everyone masticates, but no one ever admits it. :wink: :wink:
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