Now that I've finally seen the movie it is time to consider the Most Important Question: who is the sexiest woman in the Matrix.
Nominees are
Trinity - kicks ass and wears plastic
Persephone - now there is a woman
Niobe - mmm..
Oracle - for our mature readers
Smith - technically not a woman but neither are Persephone or Oracle so if you found him absolutely irresistable you can vote him anyway
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Not having seen Matrix Reloaded yet, I must abstain, and shouldn't this be in OSF?
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I think this should be an equal oppurtunity poll, so I'll add the following:
Neo
Morpheus
Link
Scrawny White Kid
The Keymaker
EDIT: Oh, right, my vote! Link's girl friend, who I do believe is the one listed as Pero...something. Damn lack of Topic Review in the Edit area...
Neo
Morpheus
Link
Scrawny White Kid
The Keymaker
EDIT: Oh, right, my vote! Link's girl friend, who I do believe is the one listed as Pero...something. Damn lack of Topic Review in the Edit area...
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I take kindly to girls named after people from Greek mythology.
And I DON'T take kindly to girls named after misleading Christian concepts.
And I also don't take kindly to old ladies.
Smith was badass, but not attractive.
Niobe comes a close second.
BTW, I want the program that the french guy wrote that he put in that girl's cake.
And I DON'T take kindly to girls named after misleading Christian concepts.
And I also don't take kindly to old ladies.
Smith was badass, but not attractive.
Niobe comes a close second.
BTW, I want the program that the french guy wrote that he put in that girl's cake.
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Then who's Peresophene or whatever it's spelled??neoolong wrote:Wasn't that Zee?RogueIce wrote:EDIT: Oh, right, my vote! Link's girl friend, who I do believe is the one listed as Pero...something. Damn lack of Topic Review in the Edit area...
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
The Merovingian's wife. Chick in the silver dress.RogueIce wrote:Then who's Peresophene or whatever it's spelled??neoolong wrote:Wasn't that Zee?RogueIce wrote:EDIT: Oh, right, my vote! Link's girl friend, who I do believe is the one listed as Pero...something. Damn lack of Topic Review in the Edit area...
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French guy's fiancée.RogueIce wrote:Then who's Peresophene or whatever it's spelled??
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Oh, right... Damn, I shoulda paid more attention to the names when I watched.neoolong wrote:The Merovingian's wife. Chick in the silver dress.RogueIce wrote:Then who's Peresophene or whatever it's spelled??neoolong wrote: Wasn't that Zee?
Well, then, my vote goes to Link's girlfriend, Zee if you're right. She was sexy. Pere was nice too, but I preferred Zee.
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We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
That program guy's wife.RogueIce wrote:Then who's Peresophene or whatever it's spelled??neoolong wrote:Wasn't that Zee?RogueIce wrote:EDIT: Oh, right, my vote! Link's girl friend, who I do believe is the one listed as Pero...something. Damn lack of Topic Review in the Edit area...
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Sorry, Trinity is too overrated. Now, replace her with DINK DINK! Zee, and then we'll talk...Grand Admiral DINK DINK! wrote:Persephone Trinity, Niobe.
Heh, foursome.
EDIT: DINK DINK!
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We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
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"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
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Percephone
No competition.
No competition.
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.... and the guys in that movie were all deffinitly yuck 
Carrie Ann Moss is ugly as sin.
Persephone (Monica Belluci) isn't bad. That's all I can say.
Persephone (Monica Belluci) isn't bad. That's all I can say.
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Carrie Ann Moss is fugly. I like the Trinity character, don't get me wrong...I just don't see what's sexy about her.
Monica Bellucci (Persephone), on the other hand...excuse me, I have to go clean my pants. This happens every time I think about her.
Monica Bellucci (Persephone), on the other hand...excuse me, I have to go clean my pants. This happens every time I think about her.
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For me she triggers the same attraction thing as Famke Jansen (Xmen: Jean Grey). The short black hair combined with their similar facial features, on a slim not-too-voluptuous body just does something for me. I find Monica Belluci attractive, but in a very typical way, which makes me find the less typically attractive Carrie Moss more attractive. Go figure.Robert Treder wrote:I just don't see what's sexy about her.
I noticed I forgot Zee and the blond who ate the cake from this poll. Subconscious, perhaps?
Persephone reigns over Trinity, enlightened people you are.
Persephone reigns over Trinity, enlightened people you are.
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