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Trinity
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31%
Persephone
17
59%
Niobe
1
3%
Oracle
1
3%
Smith
1
3%
 
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Now that I've finally seen the movie it is time to consider the Most Important Question: who is the sexiest woman in the Matrix.

Nominees are

Trinity - kicks ass and wears plastic
Persephone - now there is a woman
Niobe - mmm..
Oracle - for our mature readers
Smith - technically not a woman but neither are Persephone or Oracle so if you found him absolutely irresistable you can vote him anyway
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The Oracle. I like big butts I cannot lie... But seriously, Trinity w/o question. Carrie Anne Moss + tight leather ?!?
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Not having seen Matrix Reloaded yet, I must abstain, and shouldn't this be in OSF?
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Persephone. Great dress.

Though I do like Trinity though.
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Persephone , great curves, and oh dear god that dress, combine it with lips that I could kiss for days.....
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Smith all the way. :)
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I think this should be an equal oppurtunity poll, so I'll add the following:

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EDIT: Oh, right, my vote! Link's girl friend, who I do believe is the one listed as Pero...something. Damn lack of Topic Review in the Edit area... :x
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Persephone. Carrie-Ann Moss is one of the most heinous beings in existance. She looks like a goddamn praying mantis thats missing some limbs...
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Persephone. Stellar figure without really being anorexically thin. Trinity is attractive, though.
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I take kindly to girls named after people from Greek mythology.

And I DON'T take kindly to girls named after misleading Christian concepts.

And I also don't take kindly to old ladies.

Smith was badass, but not attractive.

Niobe comes a close second.

BTW, I want the program that the french guy wrote that he put in that girl's cake. :)
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RogueIce wrote:EDIT: Oh, right, my vote! Link's girl friend, who I do believe is the one listed as Pero...something. Damn lack of Topic Review in the Edit area... :x
Wasn't that Zee?
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neoolong wrote:
RogueIce wrote:EDIT: Oh, right, my vote! Link's girl friend, who I do believe is the one listed as Pero...something. Damn lack of Topic Review in the Edit area... :x
Wasn't that Zee?
Then who's Peresophene or whatever it's spelled??
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RogueIce wrote:
neoolong wrote:
RogueIce wrote:EDIT: Oh, right, my vote! Link's girl friend, who I do believe is the one listed as Pero...something. Damn lack of Topic Review in the Edit area... :x
Wasn't that Zee?
Then who's Peresophene or whatever it's spelled??
The Merovingian's wife. Chick in the silver dress.
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RogueIce wrote:Then who's Peresophene or whatever it's spelled??
French guy's fiancée.
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neoolong wrote:
RogueIce wrote:
neoolong wrote: Wasn't that Zee?
Then who's Peresophene or whatever it's spelled??
The Merovingian's wife. Chick in the silver dress.
Oh, right... Damn, I shoulda paid more attention to the names when I watched.

Well, then, my vote goes to Link's girlfriend, Zee if you're right. She was sexy. Pere was nice too, but I preferred Zee.

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RogueIce wrote:
neoolong wrote:
RogueIce wrote:EDIT: Oh, right, my vote! Link's girl friend, who I do believe is the one listed as Pero...something. Damn lack of Topic Review in the Edit area... :x
Wasn't that Zee?
Then who's Peresophene or whatever it's spelled??
That program guy's wife.
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Persephone Trinity, Niobe.


Heh, foursome.
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Grand Admiral DINK DINK! wrote:Persephone Trinity, Niobe.


Heh, foursome.
Sorry, Trinity is too overrated. Now, replace her with DINK DINK! Zee, and then we'll talk... :twisted:

EDIT: DINK DINK! :D
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Percephone

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all the girls in that movie were kinda yuck :? .... and the guys in that movie were all deffinitly yuck :roll:

im just bored with most women ...
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Carrie Ann Moss is ugly as sin.

Persephone (Monica Belluci) isn't bad. That's all I can say.
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Carrie Ann Moss is fugly. I like the Trinity character, don't get me wrong...I just don't see what's sexy about her.

Monica Bellucci (Persephone), on the other hand...excuse me, I have to go clean my pants. This happens every time I think about her.
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Robert Treder wrote:I just don't see what's sexy about her.
For me she triggers the same attraction thing as Famke Jansen (Xmen: Jean Grey). The short black hair combined with their similar facial features, on a slim not-too-voluptuous body just does something for me. I find Monica Belluci attractive, but in a very typical way, which makes me find the less typically attractive Carrie Moss more attractive. Go figure.
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I noticed I forgot Zee and the blond who ate the cake from this poll. Subconscious, perhaps?

Persephone reigns over Trinity, enlightened people you are.
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