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ArmorPierce wrote:Yeah I heard of synthol. Just inflates the muscles with fluid or something right? Basically useless bulge.
Yeah.

Injecting the stuff is pretty dangerous. You might've heard of Milos Sarcev, an IFBB pro from Yugoslavia. Neat guy, very smart. But he wasn't one of the biggest guys, and his arms were lacking somewhat. He made the bad decision to inject the stuff into his triceps.

From what I've heard, Milos is lucky he didn't die. The stuff went straight to his heart!

Ugh. Not only is the stuff horrible to look at, but it's dangerous too. That's not to mention where all that oil winds up going over time...
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So its basically a longer lasting alternative to frogging your arms? Thats just pathetic if you ask me.
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How is tht humanly possible?
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[Hijacking my own thread!]

sean, have you heard of Nicole Bass? I know everyone jokes about it, but could she possibly be a man?
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Vertigo1 wrote:So its basically a longer lasting alternative to frogging your arms? Thats just pathetic if you ask me.
It is indeed.

To ask a silly question, what's "frogging"? :)

Alyrium, it doesn't seem possible, does it?

That's with good reason: ordinarily, it's not.

That ass-clown's arms reportedly measure some 26". (99.99% of all bodybuilders flat out lie about measurements and lifts, so I suspect it's more like 24".)

Of course, about 7" of that measure is all fake stuff. A 19"-20" muscular arm is humongous. 21"+ arms do exist, but you've gotta be 6'2" or less and weigh 300 plus pounds, fairly lean, to get that crazy big. If you're taller, you'll have to be heavier--a lot heavier. (Lou Ferrigno's arms were 20.5" when he was at his peak condition in 1974, weighing about 277 at 6'5".)

Arnold's arms measured 19.75" with a fair pump beforehand. Measured "cold," his measurement was probably not greater than 19.5" That's huge by any standard. His arms are still among the best ever. Today's guys are getting bigger and bigger, but the arms aren't better.

The muscular arm is easy to spot, even if the lifter is a bit chubby. You can tell muscle from that stupid oil shit.

What I want to know is, who do guys like Gregggggg Valentino think they're fooling? Even lots of guys here, probably totally unfamiliar with bodybuilding, think the guy's arms look more like FAT than muscle. I made a point to indicate that's not the case, but thinking about it a bit more, that's a lot like what synthol really is...useless, ugly, FAT!

But the fattest, most useless part of Valentino is between his ears. You have got to be either stupid or insane to do that to your body, nevermind the risk involved in injecting that crap. Sticking it into one of your veins is a good way to have a mild heart attack, just like Sarcev did.
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Lord Poe wrote:[Hijacking my own thread!]

sean, have you heard of Nicole Bass? I know everyone jokes about it, but could she possibly be a man?
Oh, man :) No pun intended! Heh...

Yeah, I've heard a lot about Nick Ol Bass. I knew of "her" before Howard had her on, doing that deep "HEHEHEH!" laugh that sends shivers down your spine!

The thing is, I think she actually used to be a woman. What she is now, I don't know. But I've seen some pictures of her before she started taking anabolics by the truckloads. She wasn't any Playmate or anything but she seemed to be a woman. She was actually not hideous, incredible as that sounds! (I'll look and see if I can find any of these pictures on the internet.)

I've heard lots of gross things about women who take lots of juice. Their clitoral growth is so significant, for instance, it grows to the point that it looks like a flacid penis. I can understand why Robin had no idea what it was she saw down there.

I also understand that the junk changes a woman's hormones forever. Nick's probably still juicing--some top bodybuilders pretty much stay on steroids for years on end, partly because if they go off, they'll become sick and depressed whether they lose muscle or not--but even if she quit and tried to normalize her system, the deep voice would likely stay. The privates might change, but she'd always be pretty big, too. She might not ever lose all that muscle.

This is evident in some of those "fitness competitors" you'll see on ESPN; the gals weigh maybe 120 lbs. or so, but they have deep voices and carry a decent amount of muscle even for gymnast-types. The reason is usually that they're failed bodybuilders and former steroid users. (Some continue to take all kinds of bodybuilding-oriented drugs but that's neither here nor there.)

Nicole is pretty nasty. I think growth hormone screwed her face all up, a bad idea since it wasn't beautiful to begin with :) She drinks and smokes, and wrestles these male submissives called "schmoes" for a living. She's supposed to be quite nice in person but just too damn weird.

She/he/it, Greggggg, and Michael Jackson all belong together in the circus. She could be the bearded lady, Mike could be the elephant man, and Greggg could be tumor boy :)

OH!

That reminds me.

Greggy has had some troubles with his massive biceps lately. It seems he's getting too cut, haha!

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Hes kinda buff :roll:
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You think he's compensating for something?
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Vympel wrote:You think he's compensating for something?
Just maybe :wink:

As to Poe's question...perhaps some form of modified backscratcher?
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Vympel wrote:You think he's compensating for something?
Just maybe :wink:

As to Poe's question...perhaps some form of modified backscratcher?
LOL. I bet that would HURT...he'd have to take the thing's teeth off :)

Or maybe not. Having read about the guy, it's probably something he'd like :roll:
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Maybe he has a beday(spelling) you know the toilet with the water fountain in it to wash your a-hole
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Death from the Sea wrote:Maybe he has a beday(spelling) you know the toilet with the water fountain in it to wash your a-hole
Bidet is the right spelling. :mrgreen: :wink:
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