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Would you suscribe to this practice?

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Maybe for a day just to see if it works
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Remove depression by constricting anus?

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http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/de ... ?vi=glance

How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
by Hiroyuki Nishigaki

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I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known a 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has a good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make #### three times in succession without drawing out.
In addition, he also can have burned a strong, beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention, which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration.

If you don't know concentration, which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like hell.

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Probably a better way at fucking your sphincter over and getting piles or something.
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whisky tango foxtrot? Engrish.com comes to mind.
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What a lovely way to get haemorroids... :roll:
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I think this guy smokes more weed than his avatar.
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it doesnt cause any problems, but i doubt it relieves stress or depression.

it does make you tight tho. and some people say it actually causes your dick to grow o_O
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Probably has a placebo effect. I still wouldn't do it.
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Who the fuck would even think of something like that?
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Darth Wong wrote:Who the fuck would even think of something like that?
Yeah, it might cut off blood flow to Wong's penis.
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wong say, there is easier way to use anus for pleasure.
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Actually, it can be quite pleasurable when a woman clenches her butt while you're inside her. But I'm not sure how it helps depression in the clencher, as opposed to the clenchee :D
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How did we all know where this was going.
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Mark S wrote:How did we all know where this was going.

Why do you even ask?
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Mark S wrote:How did we all know where this was going.
Why do you even ask?
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Post by Raoul Duke, Jr. »

Yet another snake-oil gag. About the only thing exercising your sphincter muscles is going to result in is the ability to deliver and cut a cleaner shit-loaf.

Unless a messy anus is the source of your depression, I don't see a connection.
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:wtf: :wtf: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
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If you sit there, feeling silly consticting your anus, you will giggle. pushing depression away for a bit.

It is quite good for your urinary control system though...give you more control over how strong your bladder is.
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Rye wrote:If you sit there, feeling silly consticting your anus, you will giggle. pushing depression away for a bit.

It is quite good for your urinary control system though...give you more control over how strong your bladder is.
course, if you sit right, and are a guy, it does weird things to the prostate.

that takes away depression. heh.
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I think knowing I'm not the lowest lifeform on the planet when I read about idiots on the Net is a good way at getting rid of depression.

That and shooting commies with a scoped F2000 in Splinter Cell from the shadows.
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Whoever wrote this is such a tightass.

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I actually included "Only If It Improves Anal Sex" as a fourth option on the poll, but I fucked up while submitting it.
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I constrict my anus all the time. Thats why there isn't a pile of shit in my pants.
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Amazon.com wrote:
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