Let the smackdown commence!

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Let the smackdown commence!

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Hello,

Just here to say hi, introduce myself, newbie that I am. I see that we are supposed to get hazed, so have your best with me.
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*GNOMISH POKE*
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What the heck...

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Wow, that hurts.

Wookie man, isn't it about time you shave your arm pits?

And Matt Neurosis? What the hell kind of name is that.

Still awaiting the promised smack down!
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Grid-fire Poke!

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I can see the word poke means something around here. Are you all getting poked in the ass daily?
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:shock: :shock: THat's a great way to start off your time here....

EDIT: ^^^ sarcasm... maybe I should have made it more obvious
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Did I misunderstand the line about flame warriors and the smack down? If so, please tell me. I don't wish to offend, but I thought that was the set up. If not, I'm happy to walk away from this thread.
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Re: Let the smackdown commence!

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horatio wrote:Hello,

Just here to say hi, introduce myself, newbie that I am. I see that we are supposed to get hazed, so have your best with me.
Who are those "we" you're taling about?

Have a very nice day.
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We means newbies.
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horatio wrote:Did I misunderstand the line about flame warriors and the smack down? If so, please tell me. I don't wish to offend, but I thought that was the set up. If not, I'm happy to walk away from this thread.
Flamewarriors came from the fact that SDnet has been a "hotspot" for sci-fi debates, and quite often we have to deal with trolls and such people. Hence, we've fought through much flamage, hence we are flamewarriors. Flame-retardant suits are standard issue. :)

It doesn't mean we insert flames into every post we make.

EDIT: And smackdown is meant in a friendly way.
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Horatio Hornblower, good to see you 'round these parts! Welcome, welcome. I'm Zaia, and I don't poke, bite, or smackdown anyone; I do, however, have a cat-o'-nine tails that I use from time to time... :twisted:
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Watch out for verilon, he bites.

The smackdown for n00bs is figurative, mostly. Unless you're a troll, in which case you'll be shot down into the pit of flames. Standard hazing ritual is the poke, which I don't do.

However, I do this. *chucks egg*
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horatio wrote:Did I misunderstand the line about flame warriors and the smack down? If so, please tell me. I don't wish to offend, but I thought that was the set up. If not, I'm happy to walk away from this thread.
Well, it doesn't seem to be general practice to beat people up just for joining, but if you are an ass/don't follow rules/have the debating skills of a pile of shit, but try to pretend you know what you're talking about anyway, the smack down comes very quick... Until then,
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It is generally considered polite to lurk for a period so as to avoid embarrassments such as this.
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Post by horatio »

Ouch, but I'm getting the idea I'm not supposed to intentionally be flamed, so I'll try my best to avoid that cat-o-nine. Since this is the anyting goes section, I'll keep away from the sci fi for now, but I expect that is where people really mix it up. This is just an introductory thread. I'm looking for tips on the how the board works -- culture, norms, etc. I've looked at some of the faqs and announcements, but I want the informal intro.
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horatio wrote:Wow, that hurts.

Wookie man, isn't it about time you shave your arm pits?

And Matt Neurosis? What the hell kind of name is that.

Still awaiting the promised smack down!
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horatio wrote:And Matt Neurosis? What the hell kind of name is that.
Was that directed towards me?
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*B-2 unloads sixteen B-83 thermonuclear bombs onto horatio*

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Raxmei wrote:It is generally considered polite to lurk for a period so as to avoid embarrassments such as this.
I'm not embarassed. I did lurk for a while, but I found things a bit confusing regarding etiquette, so I thought I'd do best to wade in. I'm ready for any learning you have to dispense.
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horatio wrote:I'm not embarassed. I did lurk for a while, but I found things a bit confusing regarding etiquette, so I thought I'd do best to wade in. I'm ready for any learning you have to dispense.
Your first piece of learning:

Start posting in threads outside this one. Do not spam. Contribute.

As you accumulate posts gradually, you'll get the gist of this board naturally.
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I seem to be missing my lasgun, my standard instrument of pokage.

No matter.

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*POKE*

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Gnomish Horde? Where do I sign up?
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