Let the smackdown commence!

horatio · Post by **horatio** » 2003-05-23 01:00am

RogueIce wrote:
horatio wrote:I doubt we'll see any revolution here. This is a proprietary board -- I learned something when lurking. I don't think you would get far against the ancien regime.
Don't be too sure. If all else fails, we plan on making good use of the PayPal button to at least be Super Moded.

Let me get this straight -- I can bribe TPTB to make me a mod?

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-05-23 01:00am

fgalkin wrote:
horatio wrote:Gnomish Horde? Where do I sign up?
Don't. Join the Cult of fgalkin instead. The Gnomish Hordes will only use you as connon fodder, while I can give you glory!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

The Gnomish Hordes need command positions filled up. We only have 4 members now, so high ranks are still availible.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-23 01:01am

horatio wrote:I doubt we'll see any revolution here. This is a proprietary board -- I learned something when lurking. I don't think you would get far against the ancien regime.

You'd be SOOOOO surprised. At this very moment I could have the leaders of SD.Net, SB.com, SCN, trekBBS, ect. all assasinated in one tragic "plane crash". But then,of course, I wouldn't have anywhere to recruit for the Revolution.

And listen to RougeIce. He knows exactly what he's talking about (been here since the beggining).

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-05-23 01:06am

A blast from a R/UR missle barrage would knock you out of existance; I choose to let you live.

You can't kill what you can't hit.

Secondly, DINK DINK! is a warcry you ninny, not an attack. Haven't you ever seen Spaceballs?

Warcries count as attacks. Not physical, but they're supposed to affect the target psychologically, making it an attack. Making my statement a tautology. I am philosophically invincible! Unless you're seriously going to claim that you warcry isn't supposed to freak you enemies out.

And yes I have seen Spaceballs. Damn funny movie.

RogueIce wrote:Don't be too sure. If all else fails, we plan on making good use of the PayPal button to at least be Super Moded.

And listen to RougeIce. He knows exactly what he's talking about (been here since the beggining).

Beginning being less than 3 months ago.

EDIT:Fixed quote.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-05-23 01:08am

Dammit, Dalton just locked the Beware og Gnomes thread.
Now we gotta move the discussion here...

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-05-23 01:09am

Captain tycho wrote:Dammit, Dalton just locked the Beware og Gnomes thread.
Now we gotta move the discussion here...

Someone's gonna get beaten.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-05-23 01:12am

Dalton wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:Dammit, Dalton just locked the Beware og Gnomes thread.
Now we gotta move the discussion here...
Someone's gonna get beaten.

Uh....*runs and hides*

horatio · Post by **horatio** » 2003-05-23 01:13am

^^^
See, no revolution option. Looks to me like such talk leads to the real smack down.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-05-23 01:15am

horatio wrote:^^^
See, no revolution option. Looks to me like such talk leads to the real smack down.

The Gnomes are not strong enough to challenge the mods..yet.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-05-23 01:16am

Revolution can happen, and you can help! Join us horatio, and together we will rule the galax...erm, BBS!

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-05-23 01:20am

horatio wrote:^^^
See, no revolution option. Looks to me like such talk leads to the real smack down.

Nah, you just gotta know the right people.

If you'll look in the Gaming Forum, our thread is there. Quite open. Unless phongn gets to it.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-05-23 01:21am

Darth Yoshi wrote:
And listen to RougeIce. He knows exactly what he's talking about (been here since the beggining).
Beginning being less than 3 months ago.

I think he means of SEGNOR.

And I've actually been here since the begining! I was just a lurker and didn't sign up.

I even got a credit on Wong's Creationism page, long before he even MADE the BBS. So there.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-05-23 01:23am

*crawls into thread*

"Hmmm. The Royalty might be interested in this. A new lifeform."

*grabs the n00b in his mandibles and drags him back to the Predacon base for...experimentation*

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-23 01:33am

Hi Horatio.

In A.D. 2101
Poke was beginning.
<<POKE!!>>
N00b: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the Poke
Operator: We get signal
N00b: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on
N00b: It's You !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: ALL YOUR POKE ARE BELONG TO US
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION
N00b: What you say !!
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME
E. Sn0 -=31337=-: HA HA HA HA ....
N00b: Take off every 'Zig'
N00b: You know what you doing
N00b: Move 'Zig'
N00b: For great justice

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-05-23 02:26am

IG-88E wrote:*crawls into thread*

"Hmmm. The Royalty might be interested in this. A new lifeform."

*grabs the n00b in his mandibles and drags him back to the Predacon base for...experimentation*

Don't you Just HATE all those bugs?

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin aka Dinobot

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-05-23 02:45am

Welcome

and...

ISTAR POKE!!!

Acacia · Post by **Acacia** » 2003-05-23 03:37am

Merry Meet, fellow neophyte.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-05-23 03:49am

- Greetings to you...

*looks around*

- Now!

*moose legion appears from behind innocent looking bushes*

*Moosey Poke!*

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2003-05-23 04:02am

NOOB!!!!!!!!!

Welcome.

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2003-05-23 04:08am

The_Lumberjack wrote:- Greetings to you...

*looks around*

- Now!

*moose legion appears from behind innocent looking bushes*

*Moosey Poke!*

That's funny. It remindes me of a line from Invader Zim.

Moosey Fate

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-05-23 09:09am

Enough poking. Welcome.