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No dice, m'afraid.

Couldn't get a ride to the post-prom party, ended up shipping her pretty buttocks home, then heading back here and crashing. I danced with the girl for a few hours though, she had a great time, and it was all good.

Well, I still maintain that if I had won that DVD set, I could have made it all the way.

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Well thats a Non Sequiter if I've ever heard one.
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Sorry, I'm a little slow. Explain?
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Sorry for ya. Better luck next time.
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If it makes you feel better, I scored with my wife tonight. :)
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jegs2 wrote:If it makes you feel better, I scored with my wife tonight. :)
Ah. C'mon that was just mean.
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Its ok, I scored with his wife, too!

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CaptainChewbacca wrote:Its ok, I scored with his wife, too!

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neoolong wrote:Ah. C'mon that was just mean.
Yeah, but we married men have to claim our minor victories when we can... 8)
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jegs2 wrote:
neoolong wrote:Ah. C'mon that was just mean.
Yeah, but we married men have to claim our minor victories when we can... 8)
In that case, I'm a daily grand-national winner. ;)
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jegs2 wrote:If it makes you feel better, I scored with my wife tonight. :)
Shut up.

My girlfriend is having that time of the month...

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Illuminatus Primus wrote:
jegs2 wrote:If it makes you feel better, I scored with my wife tonight. :)
Shut up.

My girlfriend is having that time of the month...

IP = :cry:
At least you have a girlfriend right now :P
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Illuminatus Primus wrote:My girlfriend is having that time of the month...

IP = :cry:
Aw, cheer up, big fella.

She can always give you head. :)
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Queeb Salaron wrote:
Illuminatus Primus wrote:My girlfriend is having that time of the month...

IP = :cry:
Aw, cheer up, big fella.

She can always give you head. :)
Yeah.. right before she bites it off. :twisted:
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Never stops my gf....or my past ones at that.....must be a teeth thing again....
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Keevan_Colton wrote:Never stops my gf....or my past ones at that.....must be a teeth thing again....
Hell, it never stopped me.
Just provides extra lube.
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