Consider this our own STGOD, since Dalton was kind enough to reopen it for us.
Or TGOD. WHatever you want to call it.
See? Diplomacy DOES work!
"How can I wait unknowing?
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:*uses R/UR field to turn the nuke into a teddy bear, then turns the field on Sn0m4n, turning him into a ham sandwich*
*casts Forced Retransformation, therefore returning himself to his normal form. Promptly decides that being turned into a ham sandwich is not a Good Thing, and departs aboard his ship*
Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:*uses R/UR field to turn the nuke into a teddy bear, then turns the field on Sn0m4n, turning him into a ham sandwich*
*casts Forced Retransformation, therefore returning himself to his normal form. Promptly decides that being turned into a ham sandwich is not a Good Thing, and departs aboard his ship*
Hope ya like your teddy bear
Ahem, you were in a black hole before you casted your silly spell. ^^Look above.
EDIT: stupid extra word... why did I do that...
<<SEGNOR: Grand Admiral of the Gnomish Hordes><GALE: Equal Opportunity Lover><SDNet Keeper of the Lore><Great Dolphin Conspiracy>> My Audioscrobbler
Cult of Vin Diesel - When you mix Vin Diesel with a strong acid you get salt water.
Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:*uses R/UR field to turn the nuke into a teddy bear, then turns the field on Sn0m4n, turning him into a ham sandwich*
*casts Forced Retransformation, therefore returning himself to his normal form. Promptly decides that being turned into a ham sandwich is not a Good Thing, and departs aboard his ship*
Hope ya like your teddy bear
Ahem, you were in a black hole before you were casted your silly spell. ^^Look above.
Two words: Gravitic Suppressors. I yoinked 'em from some Culture-level pirates who were attacking a GCU...
Either way, my participation in this TGOD endeth at the dot .
A blue monster kicked down the door to the Gnomes command center, a blue cookie monster. He aimed his M60 with Rambo ammo belt at the assembled Gnomes. "Me want cookies!" He opened fire, spraying hundreds of rounds into their mass. The monster then began to pick through the bloody remains, looking for cookies.
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
:::: Charges into thread with twin 9mm, modified to pass through R/UR shields and starts wasting Gnomes::::
YOU SHALL NOT WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And this is why you don't watch anything produced by Ronald D. Moore after he had his brain surgically removed and replaced with a bag of elephant semen.-Gramzamber, on why Caprica sucks
Me want in to the Gnomish horde! I'm a Gnomish student of Son Goku!
*Teleports into the Gnomish command centre and punches the cookie monster. Cookie monster flies out of the command centre leaving a big hole in the wall*
Oops. I think you can fix that
Busily picking nuggets out of my well-greased ass.
Darksider wrote::::: Charges into thread with twin 9mm, modified to pass through R/UR shields and starts wasting Gnomes::::
YOU SHALL NOT WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Once Darksider passes through the R/UR fields himself, he it turned into a cookie and is thrown to the coookie monster*
EDIT: Oh, and *all Gnomes begin to recollect themselves and reform into stronger versions of their previous forms*
"If you strike us down, we will become mroe powerful then you could ever imagine"
<<SEGNOR: Grand Admiral of the Gnomish Hordes><GALE: Equal Opportunity Lover><SDNet Keeper of the Lore><Great Dolphin Conspiracy>> My Audioscrobbler
Cult of Vin Diesel - When you mix Vin Diesel with a strong acid you get salt water.
*Alyrium Goes back in time and kills the original owner of the gnome production factories before he ever dreamed of building lawn gnomes...the gnomes all die*
GALE Force Biological Agent/
BOTM/Great Dolphin Conspiracy/ Entomology and Evolutionary Biology Subdirector:SD.net Dept. of Biological Sciences
There is Grandeur in the View of Life; it fills me with a Deep Wonder, and Intense Cynicism.
Alyrium Denryle wrote:*Alyrium Goes back in time and kills the original owner of the gnome production factories before he ever dreamed of building lawn gnomes...the gnomes all die*
*except for the "real" Gnomes (myself, DGG, RougeIce, and Tycho), who were BORN, not made. These gnomes activate the Anti-bullshit-cheating-copout-field they stole from Darksider. Alyrium's little time travel is negated, and all the gnomes reappear, WITH A VENGANCE!*
<<SEGNOR: Grand Admiral of the Gnomish Hordes><GALE: Equal Opportunity Lover><SDNet Keeper of the Lore><Great Dolphin Conspiracy>> My Audioscrobbler
Cult of Vin Diesel - When you mix Vin Diesel with a strong acid you get salt water.
I am a Chrono-Mancer, time travel is WELL within my capabilities.
And because you are real gnoomes...you dont live forever....*Time around the real gnomes speeds up, and they age 3000 years in a matter of seconds...they die*
GALE Force Biological Agent/
BOTM/Great Dolphin Conspiracy/ Entomology and Evolutionary Biology Subdirector:SD.net Dept. of Biological Sciences
There is Grandeur in the View of Life; it fills me with a Deep Wonder, and Intense Cynicism.
Alyrium Denryle wrote:I am a Chrono-Mancer, time travel is WELL within my capabilities.
And because you are real gnoomes...you dont live forever....*Time around the real gnomes speeds up, and they age 3000 years in a matter of seconds...they die*
Ahem, we are "real", but not flesh and blood.... WE ARE (CERAMIC?) LAWN ORNAMENTS YOU DINGBAT (love that word, my grandma uses it a lot)!! We don't age... and if you look earlier in this TGOD, we are immortal anyway....
<<SEGNOR: Grand Admiral of the Gnomish Hordes><GALE: Equal Opportunity Lover><SDNet Keeper of the Lore><Great Dolphin Conspiracy>> My Audioscrobbler
Cult of Vin Diesel - When you mix Vin Diesel with a strong acid you get salt water.
*the storm shelter also collapses under the wear of 5000 years of hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes, and rain...all this accumulates in but a few seconds...the gnomes crumble to dust.*
GALE Force Biological Agent/
BOTM/Great Dolphin Conspiracy/ Entomology and Evolutionary Biology Subdirector:SD.net Dept. of Biological Sciences
There is Grandeur in the View of Life; it fills me with a Deep Wonder, and Intense Cynicism.
Alyrium Denryle wrote:*the storm shelter also collapses under the ear of 5000 years of hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes, and rain...all this accumulates in but a few seconds...the gnomes crumble to dust.*
Gnomes reform (for a second time... damnit) and start biting the ankles of Alyrium
<<SEGNOR: Grand Admiral of the Gnomish Hordes><GALE: Equal Opportunity Lover><SDNet Keeper of the Lore><Great Dolphin Conspiracy>> My Audioscrobbler
Cult of Vin Diesel - When you mix Vin Diesel with a strong acid you get salt water.
Dammit Denryle, you and your damn uber-time-travel-super-copouts...
Well, screw it. I'm a Counter-ChronoMancer, so your pithy time travel is automatically negated!
Had that built into me after the last TGOD. All our ceramic bodies are laced with anti-timetravel stuff. So there.
GNOMES, ATTAAACK!
*millions of Gnomes begin biting Denryle's ankles, and slowly work upward*
EDIT: Good ol' Game Forum lets me correct typos.
"How can I wait unknowing?
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
Alyrium Denryle wrote:Ceramcs do not last forever fool. You may be immortal, but you where never alive to begin with. Your structurecan still age....
*stetches hand forward, and subjects the gnomes to 5000 years of adverse weather conditions*
GNOMICON assures its products have the highest durability and last indefiantely. 5000 years is an infinately small passage of time for GNOMICON Gnomes. Not to mention the Broadsword of Stubbiness has an anti-time travelling thing built in (first witnessed in the first TGOD thread, for those who have forgotten!). Said device is standard issue on Gnomes from GNOMICON since its development (probably by Straha, but I don't care to remember).
I'm a Gnomish student of Son Goku!
