In a liver!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/2932608.stm
What. The. FUCK?!
Baby Born...
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Admiral Valdemar
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Queeb Salaron
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Gives new meaning to the French term "Illness of the Liver."
Silly frenchmen.
Silly frenchmen.
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Re: Baby Born...
Here's a tip: never rely on a stories headline to describe what the story is about. In this case, the baby wasn't born IN the liver, it was attached to it.
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Re: Baby Born...
Well I should've put near or on liver, but I'm too lazy to change it.BoredShirtless wrote:Here's a tip: never rely on a stories headline to describe what the story is about. In this case, the baby wasn't born IN the liver, it was attached to it.
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Man, I thought this was going to be about how a baby was had by a relative or friend of yours, Vald. I came in here to congradulate you.
Instead, I can say screw you, Vald, screw you...
Instead, I can say screw you, Vald, screw you...
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Admiral Valdemar
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I... I have a baby?Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Man, I thought this was going to be about how a baby was had by a relative or friend of yours, Vald. I came in here to congradulate you.
Instead, I can say screw you, Vald, screw you...
Yay, I'm a father without knowing it!
Actually, you can guarantee that if I were to have a kid then this crap would happen to me.
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I first though that this would be about the Elvis song 'In the Ghetto', you know this thing:
As the snow flies on a cold and grey Chicago morning
A poor little baby child is born
In the ghetto.
And his mama cries ‘cause if there’s one thing she doesn’t need
Is another hungry mouth to feed
In the ghetto.
Ah, people don’t you understand
A child needs your helping hand;
He’s going to be an angry young man some day
Oh, take a look at you and me,
Are we too blind to see?
Do we simply turn our heads
And look the other way?
Well the world turns and a hungry little boy with a runny nose
Plays in the street and the cold wind blows,
In the ghetto
And his hunger burns, so he starts to roam the streets at night
And he learns how to steal and he learns how to fight
In the ghetto.
Then one night in desperation,
The young man breaks away.
He buys a gun and steals a car;
He tries to run but he doesn’t get far,
And his mama cries
As the crowd gathers round an angry young man,
Face down in the street with a gun in his hand
In the ghetto.
And as a young man dies on a cold and grey chicago morning,
Another little baby child is born
In the ghetto.
And his mama cries.....
I wonder what made me think of that song, I haven't heard it in years.
As the snow flies on a cold and grey Chicago morning
A poor little baby child is born
In the ghetto.
And his mama cries ‘cause if there’s one thing she doesn’t need
Is another hungry mouth to feed
In the ghetto.
Ah, people don’t you understand
A child needs your helping hand;
He’s going to be an angry young man some day
Oh, take a look at you and me,
Are we too blind to see?
Do we simply turn our heads
And look the other way?
Well the world turns and a hungry little boy with a runny nose
Plays in the street and the cold wind blows,
In the ghetto
And his hunger burns, so he starts to roam the streets at night
And he learns how to steal and he learns how to fight
In the ghetto.
Then one night in desperation,
The young man breaks away.
He buys a gun and steals a car;
He tries to run but he doesn’t get far,
And his mama cries
As the crowd gathers round an angry young man,
Face down in the street with a gun in his hand
In the ghetto.
And as a young man dies on a cold and grey chicago morning,
Another little baby child is born
In the ghetto.
And his mama cries.....
I wonder what made me think of that song, I haven't heard it in years.
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Way to ruin the fucking mood... 
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