Swedish Bikini Team on a shooting spree

Rubberanvil · Post by **Rubberanvil** » 2003-05-22 10:39pm

Ted wrote: I think that this proves, once and for all, that Einy is not gay.

Exactly wouldn't prove he's bisexual?

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-05-22 11:00pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:OMFG, account hack!

Code red!

Nah, IIRC he said he was bi some time ago... the post also contains enough extraneous punctuation marks and emoticons to qualify as one of Ein's posts

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-22 11:05pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: Does it look like anyone cares!!?

It's friggin Swedish Bikini girls... WITH GUNS!!!
OMFG, account hack!

Code red!

WTF?!!?

Check my IP, it's the Real Me. Dayam, I post something about my liking some cute blond bimboes with firearms, and I get screams of

OMFG HACKED ACCOUNT!!!

And yes, I'm doing ye olde mountain-outta-molehill joke. It's funny. Laugh!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-22 11:06pm

JediNeophyte wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:OMFG, account hack!

Code red!
Nah, IIRC he said he was bi some time ago... the post also contains enough extraneous punctuation marks and emoticons to qualify as one of Ein's posts

ROFLMAO!!!

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-05-22 11:34pm

Tsyroc wrote:http://www.swedishbikiniteam.com/images/swed.jpg

I think I just emptied my clip...

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-05-23 01:37am

Durandal wrote:He's been here since September of 2002. This is what the yellow stars were supposed to call attention to, but his aren't working for some reason.

And if you checked his IP address...

Well, maybe not. I've only been using him from school so that I won't compromise my main account password.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-05-23 12:14pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Tsyroc wrote:http://www.swedishbikiniteam.com/images/swed.jpg
I think I just emptied my clip...

I'm sure some of our resident Swedes will be glad to know that seeing Sweden's Flag brings out such strong and positive feelings.

On another note. Here's the history of the original SBT according to their website.

Not so long ago, from a land not so far away, five gorgeous, bikini-clad beauty queens came forth into our land and descended upon outdoor man-places. They brought cases of ice-cold beer, gourmet camp food and festive music. Their parties pushed the native men-folk to the boundaries of their pleasure quotients. It really didn’t get any better than that! The Swedish Bikini Team beauties had no qualms about showing off their womanly virtues to worthy men; they had it and they flaunted it: in beer commercials, Playboy Magazine, live appearances, on Married With Children. These babes were born to party. Then, the dark forces of NAAG, the National Association of Angry Gals, an anti-armpit shaving, feminazi organization, mobilized…god, were they abnormally plain-looking…and set out to stop the original Swedish Bikini Team from making any more beer commercials. The final blow came when the Beer Company pussied out and left the beauty queens high and dry. They were ultimately forced into permanent exile by this gaggle of so-called "feminists". They shut down the entire original Swedish Bikini Team media campaign. NAAG also infiltrated the Beer Company that sponsored the television ads. This is part of an overall NAAG plan to eliminate all normal male-female relationships. They were disturbed by the fact that gorgeous bikini-clad babes sold their beer on TV. One of the NAAG hags, Gloria Allwet, even refuses to admit in public that there are any differences between men and women. How ridiculous! She refuses to differentiate between a slot and a tab! Get real, Gloria! Anyway, the bottom line is, unfortunately, the original Swedish Bikini Team is in permanent exile and will not rise again.

Not to be outdone by Politically Correct NAAG hags, I have decided to found a New Swedish Bikini Team and get revenge on those pathetic souls who caused the demise of the original SBT. The war is on.

Now that the new official Swedish Bikini Team has emerged from the friendly fiords of Scandinavia, it is time to pay our respects to the original Swedish Bikini Team. May they rest in blissful harmony in permanent exile and may they lead healthy, wealthy, happy lives.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-05-23 01:26pm

Ted wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
PROMETHEUS wrote:This is rather old news. Someone posted that link here a while ago...
Does it look like anyone cares!!?

It's friggin Swedish Bikini girls... WITH GUNS!!!
I think that this proves, once and for all, that Einy is not gay.

nah, he's gay.....if he posted the multi-colored BOING! then i'd be worried.

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-05-23 01:29pm

Tsyroc wrote:I'm sure some of our resident Swedes will be glad to know that seeing Sweden's Flag brings out such strong and positive feelings.

I for one sure is. I where just confused I had never heard of the bikini team before.

Well if they promote Sweden in any way shape of form I am all for it

And that flag pic sure is great!

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2003-05-23 02:18pm

Sveet!

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-05-24 07:21am

The hell? Methinks the Swedes have been stealing drinking tips from their southern neighbors!