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Most Fucked up thing to happen to you today...

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For me:

Seeing a chick cuddling a ferret in a porno, just before she takes her
top off, and at the same moment, Christina wanders into the computer
room and starts biting my toes...

ARGH dammit! I kept having to pause the porno to put her in the other
room..
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** Nope, not going to make any Gerbil jokes, nope not going to do it**
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theski wrote:** Nope, not going to make any Gerbil jokes, nope not going to do it**
*calls in a mass BM-21 Grad strike on the gerbil-laden loser named Theski*

"You were saying?"
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Oh come on, It was way to easy... No offense.. :wink:
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theski wrote:Oh come on, It was way to easy... No offense.. :wink:
Quite a good trick there, speaking after you've been spread across
1 square kilometer by thousands of massed cluster bomblets...
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Very good Personal shield.. :wink:
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theski wrote:Very good Personal shield.. :wink:
It's a HAB modified Grad battalion, those bomblet each contain a neutron bomb.
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I'll go with Luck then..
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From the Venting Thread:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:While half asleep this morning I knocked over a floor fan sitting on a plastic dresser at the foot of my bed with my foot, sending it tumbling to the floor.

It broke in half at the neck joint, which really fucking sucks because this fan is probably older than I am and has worked with absolute perfection for as long as I can remember. I was able to duct tape it back together, and it pretty much still works but its usefulness is now severely limited, so we'll probably have to buy a new one when our parents get back from the UK in two weeks.
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MKSheppard wrote:For me:

Seeing a chick cuddling a ferret in a porno, just before she takes her
top off, and at the same moment, Christina wanders into the computer
room and starts biting my toes...

ARGH dammit! I kept having to pause the porno to put her in the other
room..
*laughs* Christina must have been jealous.
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So far this is a totally awesome/great day. My partner and I drove down ot the lake last night for the holiday weekend. The sun is out and it is totally great! We are kicked back on the deck at the moment enjoying a couple bottles of Carona with lime.

The day couldn't be better!!!!! Too bad the water is still a little to cold to be in for very long.

It's also too bad that the whole lake isn't on wireless so I could cruise the lake and surf the net! HEHEHEHEHEHEH
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Finding out i'm having my contract in work ended in a week. I'm on my 5th glass of whiskey.
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Discovering a water drip above my bed(where head rests no less) this morning.

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Had to help my dad carry a dresser down stairs. That sucked.
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Darth Pounder wrote:Finding out i'm having my contract in work ended in a week. I'm on my 5th glass of whiskey.
Ack to bad.

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Im working today which is good.
But its my last day which is bad.
But my last day was supposed to be two weeks ago, so who knows.

Anyhoo....I had a customer bite my head off for bad service he got from the new call center. I calmed him down and got to the root of his troubles.
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MKSheppard wrote:For me:

Seeing a chick cuddling a ferret in a porno, just before she takes her
top off, and at the same moment, Christina wanders into the computer
room and starts biting my toes...
You know...I just can't help but notice that you watch some mighty weird porn movies. I mean honestly, a porno where a chick gets cuddly with a ferret? I'm not sure I want to know after hearing all my BF's Customs video screening horror stories.
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I spent about two hours removing filthy, disgusting swamp water from the bottom of an above ground pool today (I'm a part time poolboy) only to find that a PowerVac which could have done the job in about 1/20th of the time was nearby when I finished. :cry:
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jmac wrote: You know...I just can't help but notice that you watch some mighty weird porn movies. I mean honestly, a porno where a chick gets cuddly with a ferret? I'm not sure I want to know after hearing all my BF's Customs video screening horror stories.
It was sweedish...and I was as suprised as you were when she pulled out the
ferret
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MKSheppard wrote: It was sweedish...and I was as suprised as you were when she pulled out the
ferret
:shock: Please tell me if she was good looking or not? :lol: :twisted:
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Yeah, we all know that cats, dogs, ferrets and the lot of them aren't sentient, but we get really disconcerted if they're in the room when we are either having sex or jerking off.

Because, let's face it, compared to you, a dog is a pimp. If he's watching you with your woman, he's sitting making fun of you because you're obviously no good in bed. He makes the bitches bark, after all. You get a few soft moans and a fake orgasm, if you're lucky.

And if they watch you jerk off? You have to kick them out of the room. Because one day, they might all get intelligent and start blabbing about your masturbational activities. The more malicious ones would probably say that you were getting off to them. Wouldn't that be embarrassing?
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Durandal wrote:Yeah, we all know that cats, dogs, ferrets and the lot of them aren't sentient, but we get really disconcerted if they're in the room when we are either having sex or jerking off.

Because, let's face it, compared to you, a dog is a pimp. If he's watching you with your woman, he's sitting making fun of you because you're obviously no good in bed. He makes the bitches bark, after all. You get a few soft moans and a fake orgasm, if you're lucky.

And if they watch you jerk off? You have to kick them out of the room. Because one day, they might all get intelligent and start blabbing about your masturbational activities. The more malicious ones would probably say that you were getting off to them. Wouldn't that be embarrassing?
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yeah, thats sig worthy.

and I am thinking some people are envious of the ferret.
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My back hurts like hell, and its hot outside. Well... only one of those is bad. I hate having a hurt back and walking in the heat, but basically today has been alright. My only problem was getting mana shorts playing magic earlier today :X
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MKSheppard wrote:
Durandal wrote:Yeah, we all know that cats, dogs, ferrets and the lot of them aren't sentient, but we get really disconcerted if they're in the room when we are either having sex or jerking off.

Because, let's face it, compared to you, a dog is a pimp. If he's watching you with your woman, he's sitting making fun of you because you're obviously no good in bed. He makes the bitches bark, after all. You get a few soft moans and a fake orgasm, if you're lucky.

And if they watch you jerk off? You have to kick them out of the room. Because one day, they might all get intelligent and start blabbing about your masturbational activities. The more malicious ones would probably say that you were getting off to them. Wouldn't that be embarrassing?
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