Who's had anal sex?

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-09-10 11:05pm

MKSheppard wrote:
Ted wrote: Yet you copiede me!
It was me I tell you who first did Shep!
ME!!!!!

Bad Ted, BAD!

I must then post a skit about how the Canadian flag incorporates the
words KKK into it.

Hey, I am NOT a dog.

That was your best friend after jail, not me. He's the one who got stuck up there, remember?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-09-11 03:35am

My ex-girlfriends wounldn't even do Oral much less the other route....

of course they didn't mind digit/vaginal contact in a movie theater....

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-09-11 04:38am

Nope.

No shit on this shingle...

Now stick your finger up there when she is climaxing...

Arthur_Tuxedo · Post by **Arthur_Tuxedo** » 2002-09-11 05:50am

I just don't know about all this anal sex rage. As a female comedian I heard put it, "I've got all this pussy, and you want ASS!?!"

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2002-09-11 08:10am

Arthur_Tuxedo wrote:I just don't know about all this anal sex rage. As a female comedian I heard put it, "I've got all this pussy, and you want ASS!?!"

no, both.

MGraham · Post by **MGraham** » 2002-09-11 10:28am

0 on the recieveing end? where are all the gay bottoms in here?

I guess they are all just afraid to admit.

I've been on both ends but since that option wasn't available I voted as a top because that's what I've been 95% of the time.

As for Alyrium Denryle, don't worry you will get your gay sex soon. I don't know how old you are or if you live in a small town, but I'm assuming you do and that you are still in High School.

If that's true I just have to tell you wait till college. Freshman year is a field day and everybody even a few straights will try their, uh, hand at it.
If you really want alot of gay sex your first year study theater or dance, or go to an all theater school, or better yet go to an all theater school in New York City. That's what I did and there has always been a

on my face.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-11 10:36am

Unfortunatly I lament not over a lack of sex but because I a very deep romantic attraction to another person that doesnt share my feelings.

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-09-11 02:54pm

Hmm 8 people banged shep when he was in prison. Duh.
Luckily I am NOT one of those who voted that.....

LordChaos · Post by **LordChaos** » 2002-09-11 03:34pm

THe Yosemite Bear wrote:My ex-girlfriends wounldn't even do Oral much less the other route....

You poor sod. My GF isn't realy into doing Oral (not on her list of things she enjoys tremendously), but she does occasionaly surprise me and do it anyways...

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2002-09-11 03:50pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Unfortunatly I lament not over a lack of sex but because I a very deep romantic attraction to another person that doesnt share my feelings.

Ahh, love not returned. And if it's someone who doesn't share your sexuality, the barrier is all the stronger.

I had a friend who was gay. I am not, and never was even the slightest bit. Still, he had a crush on me. It was tough for him. At any rate, he was upset that I didn't feel for him the way he felt for me. He even said that he could live without sex, he just wanted the relationship.

I said no. We went our separate ways. On reflection, having not spoken to him in many years, I realize I couldn't have stayed his friend. He didn't want to watch me date, love, and eventually marry, knowing that he'd never in a million years be close to me, and I couldn't help feeling wary of his feelings towards me and how they would change our friendship.

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-09-11 03:52pm

This is somewhat..... sad story. I guess.
Thankfully I am ugly as hell so I can have gay friends without them having a crush on me. Though, I don't have one.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2002-09-11 04:26pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Unfortunatly I lament not over a lack of sex but because I a very deep romantic attraction to another person that doesnt share my feelings.

Unrequited love sucks.

Better luck in future, man.

Antediluvian · Post by **Antediluvian** » 2002-09-11 04:31pm

Yes, I've had anal sex. Giving and receiving.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-09-11 04:40pm

Azeron wrote:Now, Now,

You impodent Euro-bung floppers. This is another thing we Do better in the US with!! God loves america, so he gave us mongrel scholngs tghat can inject our testerome fueled love seed so fast, like a Saturn Space Rocket, that it can impregenate a woman from accross the room, and she'll come in her panites through the whole ordeal.

I think you may have a problem there, being able to cum instantly is not desirable. It's called premature ejaculation.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-09-11 04:54pm

Well, first off, I'm new. Anyways, anal sex isn't the greatest thing in the world...and I've only been on the receiving end

But I teel yomething else, it shouldn't have been with who it should have been with

And you ae not the only ones with crushes on stright people, dammit!!! There's this really cool guy at the coffeehouse I frequent that is so hot...six-pac :drool: Anyways, yeh, anal sex is not that great...but oral...

another thread...

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-09-11 05:50pm

never had, never wanted. an ass is a place where stuff goes out, not a place to put stuff in. i dont want to be in shit up to my nuts.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-09-11 06:14pm

salm wrote:never had, never wanted. an ass is a place where stuff goes out, not a place to put stuff in. i dont want to be in shit up to my nuts.

hehe

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-11 06:30pm

I will be okay. despite what I say in my sig i'll survive. I am fine just being friends. It makes me happy just to around him.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2002-09-11 06:38pm

salm wrote:never had, never wanted. an ass is a place where stuff goes out, not a place to put stuff in. i dont want to be in shit up to my nuts.

Spoken like someone who has never actually tried it, shockingly, shit on your dick is a rarity if the person your with is clean...DON'T DO IT if the person has recently had a very large meal...or McD's otherwise you're OK

Jump on it, the anus is fine.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-09-11 06:49pm

For those who don't understand the fetish, let me explain it for you:

It's naughty.
It's tighter.
It's naughty.
Some girls like it.
It's naughty.
You won't get her pregnant.
It's naughty.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2002-09-11 06:53pm

Darth Wong wrote:For those who don't understand the fetish, let me explain it for you:

It's naughty.

It's tighter.

It's naughty.

Some girls like it.

It's naughty.

You won't get her pregnant.

It's naughty.

Wong, you forgot one...IT's NAUGHTY

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-09-11 06:53pm

You know, this may be a totally offtopic thing that might get me banned, but I checked a looksee at Mike Wong's home/family page, and I have to just have to quote Glen Cook.

There are some things you can professionally accept, but never in a thousand years visualize.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2002-09-11 07:16pm

Spoken like someone who has never actually tried it, shockingly, shit on your dick is a rarity if the person your with is clean...DON'T DO IT if the person has recently had a very large meal...or McD's otherwise you're OK

Jump on it, the anus is fine.

naaaahh... not my piece of cake!

I will be okay. despite what I say in my sig i'll survive. I am fine just being friends. It makes me happy just to around him.

you mean that underpants part?

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-09-11 07:52pm

It means "I'm going to hang myself by my underpants...I can get underpants!"

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-09-11 08:48pm

I've been on the giving end a few times, but we both agreed it wasn't something we were going to do anymore. If we can get naked, its going to be going in the normal way, if we cant or are just getting warmed up, its oral all the way.

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Who's had anal sex?

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