[TGOD - Part 2] Beware The Gnomes...

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-05-23 02:21pm

Ya know, we Gnomes can use our tinkering skills for about anything

*fiddles with the file in question for a bit*
"Ah, there"
*Now it shows DGG kissing babies and shaking hands with allies, etc. for a few seconds, then reverts to the gnomish flag picture*

EDIT: Hmm, we don't HAVE a gnomish flag... anyone want to work on that?

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-23 02:23pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:I know that, you know that. But the public has forgotten that in light of the J.P. epidemic that spread across the multiverse. And I suppose I will need more...

*Opens a file, sends it across the multiverse. It is a movie of DGG executing a family of gnomes, mother, father, children, even the dog. Of course, this family had been traitors to the Gnomish cause...but the public doesn't know that. Soon enough revolts have broken out across the Gnome controlled areas of the Multiverse and thousands of empires have declared war upon the Gnomish Hordes.*

Indeed, spies for the toe-leeches. They were executed and rightfully so! But down to buisness.

*charges up and uses effectors planted on all of the revolting worlds years before, erasing any thoughts of rebellion from their mind; rather they are now the once-again peaceful citizens protected under the Gnomish Empire*

The Black Mages will be there to clean up the mess...

Is that all? I expected better of you Cyran. You see why I don't bother with such elaborate Propaganda? Give me the proper amount of explosives, and I'll handle any problem, big or small.

Silly mages!

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-05-23 02:26pm

Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:Ya know, we Gnomes can use our tinkering skills for about anything

*fiddles with the file in question for a bit*
"Ah, there"
*Now it shows DGG kissing babies and shaking hands with allies, etc. for a few seconds, then reverts to the gnomish flag picture*

EDIT: Hmm, we don't HAVE a gnomish flag... anyone want to work on that?

*Thrawn's computer screen dies as he begins to tinker, when he turns it back on there is only a message on it.*

Don't Fuck With The Black Mage!

*Moments later the computer explodes.*

Ah, I love putting anti-tinkering things on my propoganda.

*Watches TV as the Gnomish Empire comes under full assault by it's own citizenry and outside empires.*

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-23 02:26pm

Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:Ya know, we Gnomes can use our tinkering skills for about anything

*fiddles with the file in question for a bit*
"Ah, there"
*Now it shows DGG kissing babies and shaking hands with allies, etc. for a few seconds, then reverts to the gnomish flag picture*

*after their minds have been wiped the citizens are charmed to see their leader in action*

EDIT: Hmm, we don't HAVE a gnomish flag... anyone want to work on that?

I dunno. What would a Gnomish flag look like? *ponders*

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-05-23 02:27pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:I know that, you know that. But the public has forgotten that in light of the J.P. epidemic that spread across the multiverse. And I suppose I will need more...

*Opens a file, sends it across the multiverse. It is a movie of DGG executing a family of gnomes, mother, father, children, even the dog. Of course, this family had been traitors to the Gnomish cause...but the public doesn't know that. Soon enough revolts have broken out across the Gnome controlled areas of the Multiverse and thousands of empires have declared war upon the Gnomish Hordes.*
Indeed, spies for the toe-leeches. They were executed and rightfully so! But down to buisness.

*charges up and uses effectors planted on all of the revolting worlds years before, erasing any thoughts of rebellion from their mind; rather they are now the once-again peaceful citizens protected under the Gnomish Empire*

The Black Mages will be there to clean up the mess...
Is that all? I expected better of you Cyran. You see why I don't bother with such elaborate Propaganda? Give me the proper amount of explosives, and I'll handle any problem, big or small.

Silly mages!

Well, that was not expected...damn gnomes...I don't want to get my hands dirty with this. Well, either way, can't declare war till I get word from Nitram.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-05-23 02:31pm

Wheee, site updated

EDIT: I added history, just what I could think of off the top of my head, PM me if there's anything to be added/corrected

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-23 02:32pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:Well, that was not expected...damn gnomes...I don't want to get my hands dirty with this. Well, either way, can't declare war till I get word from Nitram.

Bah, no big deal. I deal with this crap all the time. You're not the only one trying to overthrow the great Gnomish Empire, after all.

And why would Nitram want to delcare war on us? Didn't we just give him like $4*12^1000 or something? And rare and exclusive catgirls only found on Gnomania! And here I thought we was pals...I'm hurt...

*sniffles* Whos that? Ohhhh hello; what kind of kitty are you? MEEOW!

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-05-23 02:34pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:Well, that was not expected...damn gnomes...I don't want to get my hands dirty with this. Well, either way, can't declare war till I get word from Nitram.
Bah, no big deal. I deal with this crap all the time. You're not the only one trying to overthrow the great Gnomish Empire, after all.

And why would Nitram want to delcare war on us? Didn't we just give him like $4*12^1000 or something? And rare and exclusive catgirls only found on Gnomania! And here I thought we was pals...I'm hurt...

*sniffles* Whos that? Ohhhh hello; what kind of kitty are you? MEEOW!

Wait, I jsut remembered...I don't take orders from Nitram! Hehehe.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-23 02:37pm

Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:Wheee, site updated

EDIT: I added history, just what I could think of off the top of my head, PM me if there's anything to be added/corrected

That kicks ass! This thing is gonna be big Mitth. Soon enough the webiste will be booming, there'll will be forums and links and sections with Gnome stuff and....wow.

Dude...you rule.

Take a break, we got company *points to Cyran*

Isn't it so cute when they're all pouty like that?

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-05-23 02:38pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:Wheee, site updated

EDIT: I added history, just what I could think of off the top of my head, PM me if there's anything to be added/corrected
That kicks ass! This thing is gonna be big Mitth. Soon enough the webiste will be booming, there'll will be forums and links and sections with Gnome stuff and....wow.

Dude...you rule. Take a break, we got company *points to Cyran*

Isn't it so cute when they're all pouty like that?

*Goes into his private room with his catgirl. He has business to attend to, but HE WILL BE BACK DAMN YOU!!*

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-23 02:39pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:Wait, I jsut remembered...I don't take orders from Nitram! Hehehe.

So, wait, the BMs aren't actually a structured orginization, they just all decide to kill somebody when threatened (or in Nitram's case, NOT threatened)? Then why were you taking orders from Mitram earlier in the thread! I don't know who to believe. Sooooo confused.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-05-23 02:41pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:Wheee, site updated

EDIT: I added history, just what I could think of off the top of my head, PM me if there's anything to be added/corrected
That kicks ass! This thing is gonna be big Mitth. Soon enough the webiste will be booming, there'll will be forums and links and sections with Gnome stuff and....wow.

Dude...you rule. Take a break, we got company *points to Cyran*

Isn't it so cute when they're all pouty like that?

There's already an Info section, in case you didn't see the link. One minor problem with this website growing tho: I'm currently on a very small (but free!) server. If we are gonna get big, we are gonna have to find a place to get big at.
Oh, and until next Friday, updates might come a little slower, I'll be at my mom's house, and she thinks spending a lot of time doing productive computer-things is bad, because I could be looking at pr0n or something

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-23 02:46pm

Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:There's already an Info section, in case you didn't see the link. One minor problem with this website growing tho: I'm currently on a very small (but free!) server. If we are gonna get big, we are gonna have to find a place to get big at.
Oh, and until next Friday, updates might come a little slower, I'll be at my mom's house, and she thinks spending a lot of time doing productive computer-things is bad, because I could be looking at pr0n or something

Unless some rich guy joins the team (anything can happen), I don't think we'll be moving to a big server anytime soon, 'cause I don't have any money for that sort of thing. Still, attaching a little PayPal icon in the corner might get us started.

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-05-23 02:48pm

I'll look into it... I have found some great free hosts (like ones with 999 MB of space available), but most have major ads out the wazoo, and the only way to get rid of them is pay lots of money.... oh well
/me wanders over to paypal.com to set up account

EDIT: I'm not gonna do Paypal right now... need stuff I don't have (like a bank account for one)

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2003-05-23 02:57pm

The Great Gnome's Ally, the Peope's Inter-Un-Real Republic dispatches the 1st Grand Fleet, consisting of 1024 E 512000265 ships, lead by the dreaded command ship, Enslaver of Souls (aka as just the 'Enslaver'), to assist it's allies in the Second Great War. (Sorry for taking so long)

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-05-23 03:22pm

::::: Having reverted back to normal form and equipped with a stronger anti-bullshit-cheating-copout field i charge back into the fray with my modified 9mm's blazing ::::::

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-23 03:26pm

Don't worry about it Mitt. I'm not serious about getting a paypal thing. That stuff's expensive AFAIK.

Cpt_Frank wrote:The Great Gnome's Ally, the Peope's Inter-Un-Real Republic dispatches the 1st Grand Fleet, consisting of 1024 E 512000265 ships, lead by the dreaded command ship, Enslaver of Souls (aka as just the 'Enslaver'), to assist it's allies in the Second Great War. (Sorry for taking so long)

Excellent. Again we reunite with our allies on the brink of war. Beware BMs, this alliance will not stand for unprovoked attacks on our fleet any longer.

Next time it will be an act of war.

Citizens of the Gnomish Empire and People's Republic alike, now is teh time to stand up for the future! Are we going to let these people bully us around? I say thee nay! To arms! Next time they make their move, it will be their last.

Tread lightly, BMs. War is about to befall our two factions if you do not shape up.

DINK DINK! HAIL GNOMAGE!

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-23 03:30pm

Darksider wrote:::::: Having reverted back to normal form and equipped with a stronger anti-bullshit-cheating-copout field i charge back into the fray with my modified 9mm's blazing ::::::

*bullets transform into muskrats as they pass through the R/UR fields. His weapons and tactics are inferior to the Gnomes*

Psshhhh, is that all?

*a Gnomish Shortsword of Stubbiness hacks through Darksiders SKULL, sending him tumbling to the ground in a bloody mess*

PH34R Da Gnomage!

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-05-23 03:53pm

Crap. Jodoforce has a better spacesuit than my ship...
*rips out archaic weaponry and installs a galaxy destroying gridfire beam and femtosecond blink drive, with mass effectors and displacers, telepathic controls, and a single missile tube marked UNIVERSALIS DESTRUCTIS*
Well Jodo, we're about even now.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-05-23 03:56pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Darksider wrote:::::: Having reverted back to normal form and equipped with a stronger anti-bullshit-cheating-copout field i charge back into the fray with my modified 9mm's blazing ::::::
*bullets transform into muskrats as they pass through the R/UR fields. His weapons and tactics are inferior to the Gnomes*

Psshhhh, is that all?

*a Gnomish Shortsword of Stubbiness hacks through Darksiders SKULL, sending him tumbling to the ground in a bloody mess*

PH34R Da Gnomage!

::::: Modifies rounds pass right through R/UR shields and slaughter the Gnomes ::::::

:::::: dodges broadsword and continues firing ::::

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-23 04:01pm

Darksider wrote:::::: Modifies rounds pass right through R/UR shields and slaughter the Gnomes ::::::

I'm giving you a lot of leeway with this "pass through R/UR" fields crap. But it doesn't leave this thread! And no one else gets this tech, and that's final. Anywho...

*the bullet passes through the R/UR field and deflects harmlessly off the neutronium-plated Battle Gnomes*

:::::: dodges broadsword and continues firing ::::

*hundreds of Gnomes charges onto the field, attacking Darksider from all sides. They pile onto him ala Matrix Reloaded, only Darksider won't be flying away from this one any time soon. He slowly succumbs to the ferocious stabbing*

Your just lucky I sent my personal body guards instead of the Gnomish Army. JodoForce would pound you into the dirt with his space marines.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-05-23 04:05pm

Darksider wrote:::::: Modifies rounds pass right through R/UR shields and slaughter the Gnomes ::::::

:::::: dodges broadsword and continues firing ::::

*tinkers with the shields to make them impervious to such nonsense*

That's better. And we got banners now! Yay!

DINK DINK! HAIL GNOMAGE!

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-05-23 04:06pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Darksider wrote:::::: Modifies rounds pass right through R/UR shields and slaughter the Gnomes ::::::
I'm giving you a lot of leeway with this "pass through R/UR" fields crap. But it doesn't leave this thread! And no one else gets this tech, and that's final. Anywho...

*the bullet passes through the R/UR field and deflects harmlessly off the neutronium-plated Battle Gnomes*

:::::: dodges broadsword and continues firing ::::
*hundreds of Gnomes charges onto the field, attacking Darksider from all sides. They pile onto him ala Matrix Reloaded, only Darksider won't be flying away from this one any time soon. He slowly succumbs to the ferocious stabbing*

Your just lucky I sent my personal body guards instead of the Gnomish Army. JodoForce would pound you into the dirt with his space marines.

::::: Throws Gnomes off Matrix reloaded style just to annoy DGG ::::

:::: loads 9mm with anti-bullshit-ultra-armor defeating rounds ::::

These should get through

::::: opens fire yet again :::::

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-05-23 04:09pm

Darksider wrote::::: loads 9mm with anti-bullshit-ultra-armor defeating rounds ::::

These should get through

::::: opens fire yet again :::::

Damn it, forgot about that!

*tinkers again, to make R/UR Shields Non-Bullshit-Copout-But-Still-Uber-Culture Level Tech*

That's better.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-23 04:11pm

yeah, the new banners are sooooooooo cool. We have Mitth to thank fro this. In fact, he is working on another one right now. The guy knows how to do everything on a comp. I couldn't even figure out how to apply the .gif without him instructing me. Yes, I'm a complete neophyte.

Darksider wrote:::::: Throws Gnomes off Matrix reloaded style just to annoy DGG ::::

With numerous holes in his body, nonetheless.

:::: loads 9mm with anti-bullshit-ultra-armor defeating rounds ::::

That's too bad, RougeIce tinkered with the R/UR fields.

*bullets transform into a hypno-frog*

Hypno frog, hypnotize. I command it. *ribbit*

*the hypno-frog pierces the mental defenses of Darksider, making him to a drunkard-like jig while he attempts to kick himself in the head*

That's it, that's it...*he kicks himself in the head*

HAHAHHAHHA! That's great! I love you hypno-frog. *ribbit*
What other weirdness can I make you do?