Darksider wrote:
::::: Throws Gnomes off Matrix reloaded style just to annoy DGG ::::
:::: loads 9mm with anti-bullshit-ultra-armor defeating rounds ::::
These should get through
::::: opens fire yet again :::::
*Enslaver projects anti-un-inter-dimensional-reality forcefield, deflecting the bullets*
President Frank to Grand Fleet! Fire at will
*Each ship launches at least 18913038E445391599138 AR/AUR missiles at Darksiders position ripping his corpse apart and throwing him out of Reality, Unreality, That Which Lies Beyond, and That What Comes After That.*
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:yeah, the new banners are sooooooooo cool. We have Mitth to thank fro this. In fact, he is working on another one right now. The guy knows how to do everything on a comp. I couldn't even figure out how to apply the .gif without him instructing me. Yes, I'm a complete neophyte.
Darksider wrote:::::: Throws Gnomes off Matrix reloaded style just to annoy DGG ::::
With numerous holes in his body, nonetheless.
:::: loads 9mm with anti-bullshit-ultra-armor defeating rounds ::::
That's too bad, RougeIce tinkered with the R/UR fields.
*bullets transform into a hypno-frog*
Hypno frog, hypnotize. I command it. *ribbit*
*the hypno-frog pierces the mental defenses of Darksider, making him to a drunkard-like jig while he attempts to kick himself in the head*
That's it, that's it...*he kicks himself in the head*
HAHAHHAHHA! That's great! I love you hypno-frog. *ribbit*
What other weirdness can I make you do?
::::: Anti-bullshit shields stop the hypno-fog::::
::::: loads the 9mm with anti-bullshit shield and anti-bullshit armor rounds that will pass through the Gnomes defenses like a hot knife through butter ::::
::::: starts walking backwards while firing, looking for a medkit::::
And this is why you don't watch anything produced by Ronald D. Moore after he had his brain surgically removed and replaced with a bag of elephant semen.-Gramzamber, on why Caprica sucks
The HAB C7IM objective force citadel fortress was one of several hubs within the HAB empire from which its vast armies where controlled in action against the mecha across the known multiverse. It had taken all the matter and energy in a thousand thousand universes to build and its size was so mind boggling simply thinking about it warped reality before exploding ones head. The anti infantry gun turrets at the gate uses planetoids for ball bearings while firing quasars, minor ventilation ducts where patrolled by fighters that mowed down culture warships with there sensor emissions. The walls stood millions of light years thick with impregnated universe shield generators.
It was near the heart of this fortress, not far from the infinite power and density of the logic/anti logic reactor that the chamber of the Great Leader had been constructed. Now an aid rushed to his presence.
"Great Leader, I bring a message from our forces within universe tango delta three. They say they have encountered a force Gnomes. It also appears these Gnomes have captured a source of anti logic of unprecedented richness. It is know as Darkstar."
"Are these Gnomes users of the mecha scum?"
"No Great Leader, we have yet to detect any mecha or fanwhore activity."
"Good, then send a fleet to obtain this most rich of fuel sources."
"At once Great Leader."
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
Cpt_Frank wrote:*Each ship launches at least 18913038E445391599138 AR/AUR missiles at Darksiders position ripping his corpse apart and throwing him out of Reality, Unreality, That Which Lies Beyond, and That What Comes After That.*
Ohhhh, pretty lights...
Anyway, I have to go for a spell. Gotta pick up mulch. Or something like that... *shrug*
*boots up defunct proxy server, recieves "Cannot find server" message, and vanishes from Cyberspace*
"How can I wait unknowing?
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
I am not the one to be careful DGG, for I have a secret weapon (Previously mentioned in the original TGOD). And I do say this, I will not attack you or your allies unless I am provoked...unless I get bored.
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Darksider wrote:
::::: Throws Gnomes off Matrix reloaded style just to annoy DGG ::::
:::: loads 9mm with anti-bullshit-ultra-armor defeating rounds ::::
These should get through
::::: opens fire yet again :::::
*Enslaver projects anti-un-inter-dimensional-reality forcefield, deflecting the bullets*
President Frank to Grand Fleet! Fire at will
*Each ship launches at least 18913038E445391599138 AR/AUR missiles at Darksiders position ripping his corpse apart and throwing him out of Reality, Unreality, That Which Lies Beyond, and That What Comes After That.*
:::::: Missiles are all stopped against improved anti-bullshit shields which cannot be taken down::::::
(You can kill me, but not with this bullshit only "realistic" methods like swords, knives, guns ect.)
And this is why you don't watch anything produced by Ronald D. Moore after he had his brain surgically removed and replaced with a bag of elephant semen.-Gramzamber, on why Caprica sucks
Darksider wrote:
::::: Anti-bullshit shields stop the hypno-fog::::
::::: loads the 9mm with anti-bullshit shield and anti-bullshit armor rounds that will pass through the Gnomes defenses like a hot knife through butter ::::
::::: starts walking backwards while firing, looking for a medkit::::
Using small arms. Nice idea. *Breaks out Stalin's Mosin-Nagant M-1891/30 Sniper Rifle with the uber-strong-character based properties and shoots Darksider into the head, sending his brains flying through reality*
Darksider wrote:
::::: Anti-bullshit shields stop the hypno-fog::::
::::: loads the 9mm with anti-bullshit shield and anti-bullshit armor rounds that will pass through the Gnomes defenses like a hot knife through butter ::::
::::: starts walking backwards while firing, looking for a medkit::::
Using small arms. Nice idea. *Breaks out Stalin's Mosin-Nagant M-1891/30 Sniper Rifle with the uber-strong-character based properties and shoots Darksider into the head, sending his brains flying through reality*
::::: Dodges to the side of rifle shot and jumps behind cover::::
::::: pops out and returns fire with twin 9mm::::
And this is why you don't watch anything produced by Ronald D. Moore after he had his brain surgically removed and replaced with a bag of elephant semen.-Gramzamber, on why Caprica sucks
SCIENTIST: We have found the greatest source of energy to ever grace our hands... *scientist frnatically paces between his research and the specimen* We would be foolish to waste it's...anti-logic...
ME: What's that?
SCIENTIST: Just as it sounds, my Leader. Any semblence of logic is sucked into a swirling inferno of stupidity and transformed into a incomprehensible rambling of ignorance.
ME: I wasn't exactly thinking that.....
SCIENTIST: We are currently studying it to extract an energy source from this...anti-logic...so far all attempts are failing. Many simply cannot stand the lack of raw knowledge when they work on this being. They're being drivne mad, my Liege. We must do something quickly or the R&D will have to be shut down until we can get more!
ME: Work on it, scientist. If we can harvest this source of energy we could conquer the known Mulitverse with little impunity. It would be impossible to repel firepower of that magnitude. Secure the anti-logical one at all costs.
"We wish for the one known as Darkstar, we are willing to support your revolutionary activities in exchange for it."
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
Darksider wrote:::::: Dodges to the side of rifle shot and jumps behind cover::::
::::: pops out and returns fire with twin 9mm::::
*doesn't notice that's where DGG was standing, and gets stabbed through the throat by his Broadsword of Stubbiness*
::::: Rolls to the side of DGG's stab and slides away from him, firing with twin 9mm :::::
I said i could die, i never said it would be easy.
And this is why you don't watch anything produced by Ronald D. Moore after he had his brain surgically removed and replaced with a bag of elephant semen.-Gramzamber, on why Caprica sucks
Sea Skimmer wrote:The 1E25 ship HAB fleet appeared in orbit.
"We wish for the one known as Darkstar, we are willing to support your revolutionary activities in exchange for it."
*frowns*
DGG: Not even going to introduce yourselves? How rude. No matter, I am aware of your activities. But I'm afraid this - "Darkstar" - or so you have named him, is too valuable to give up. If his anti-logic is harvested as an energy source...its power could be infinate. I simply cannot give up such an asset! However, if we were to make some compromises, maybe we could talk.
Sea Skimmer wrote:The 1E25 ship HAB fleet appeared in orbit.
"We wish for the one known as Darkstar, we are willing to support your revolutionary activities in exchange for it."
*The PFC appears behind that of the HAB fleet, the uber-planetoid Dahak and and it's escort of planetoids and culture ships stand, guns ready.*
I demand you hand Darkstar over to me to get rid of, I have a way. To save the multiverse we must get rid of him now.
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Darksider wrote:::::: Rolls to the side of DGG's stab and slides away from him, firing with twin 9mm :::::
*deflects shots with sword*
Can't you see I'm busy? Between the BMs and the HAB, I've got my hands full! I mean, I love fighting with ya but I'm on a tight schedule. Can we maybe hurry this up? Thanks.
*pulls back cape to reveal a trio of explosive shurikens*
Captain_Cyran wrote:*The PFC appears behind that of the HAB fleet, the uber-planetoid Dahak and and it's escort of planetoids and culture ships stand, guns ready.*
I demand you hand Darkstar over to me to get rid of, I have a way. To save the multiverse we must get rid of him now.
Do you not realize the power source I have here? This anti-logic is more than enough to power entire Multiverse-smashing weapons. And as soon as R&D cracks this case, we'll have all the energy we've ever wanted.
The multiverse can wait, this is perhaps the most important event in Gnomish history!
Captain_Cyran wrote:
*The PFC appears behind that of the HAB fleet, the uber-planetoid Dahak and and it's escort of planetoids and culture ships stand, guns ready.*
I demand you hand Darkstar over to me to get rid of, I have a way. To save the multiverse we must get rid of him now.
A single HAB fighter turned and fired a burst, vaporizing several ROU's.
"I'm afraid you're rather out gunned, and the dense anti logic one will be coming with us. Our universe shields will protect HAB assets from any cataclysmic event."
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
I see that neither of you are willing to listen to reason...a pity.
*Cyran makes a few gestures with his hands, and a portal opens around Darkstar and the entire R&D section dissappears within it. The portal closes and locks. Darkstar is locked away in a pocket universe that can never be openned again. It is a universe no one here would want to go to anyway, it is a universe where Star Trek is the supreme power.*
Now, to deal with the HAB.
*Notices the fighter as it fires, the shots take down the shields of some of the ROU's but it is hardly a problem. Cyran's ship falls back into slipstream again to remain safe as the moles of planetoids and ROU's begin an assault against the HAB forces.*
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Sea Skimmer wrote:A single HAB fighter turned and fired a burst, vaporizing several ROU's.
"I'm afraid you're rather out gunned, and the dense anti logic one will be coming with us. Our universe shields will protect HAB assets from any cataclysmic event."
ROUs? I don't use those. My ship sare far more powerful than anything Culture ships could possibly muster. Regardless..*glances out to the approaching Gnomish fleet - Mitth'raw'nuruodo at its head - and watches Gnomish Planet Defensors displace into the void*
...there is no need for any sort of violent confrontation. I'm sure we could work out an agreement that would benefit both of us without having to lead to any unneccesary bloodshed.
Captain_Cyran wrote:I see that neither of you are willing to listen to reason...a pity.
*Cyran makes a few gestures with his hands, and a portal opens around Darkstar and the entire R&D section dissappears within it. The portal closes and locks. Darkstar is locked away in a pocket universe that can never be openned again. It is a universe no one here would want to go to anyway, it is a universe where Star Trek is the supreme power.*
Now, to deal with the HAB.
*Notices the fighter as it fires, the shots take down the shields of some of the ROU's but it is hardly a problem. Cyran's ship falls back into slipstream again to remain safe as the moles of planetoids and ROU's begin an assault against the HAB forces.*
*Cyrans forces are teleported into inter-unreality space where they're torn apart by missile salvoes from the Enslaver*
*a new Dimension is formed around Darkstar, with a portal opening to the Gnome's homeworld*
Captain_Cyran wrote:I see that neither of you are willing to listen to reason...a pity.
*Cyran makes a few gestures with his hands, and a portal opens around Darkstar and the entire R&D section dissappears within it. The portal closes and locks. Darkstar is locked away in a pocket universe that can never be openned again. It is a universe no one here would want to go to anyway, it is a universe where Star Trek is the supreme power.*
*Cyran's magic is swiftly halted by the Magic-Neutralizing field set up over the all-important site*
We've taken the appropriate countermeasure Cyran, now - *the fleet powers up* - retreat, or it will be your un-doing.
Darksider wrote:
::::: Dodges to the side of rifle shot and jumps behind cover::::
::::: pops out and returns fire with twin 9mm::::
*Ducks behind T-34 shoots again, this time scoring a hit into the chest near the heart*
:::: is still sliding away from DGG flat to the ground when shot is fired so i watch the bullet pass over me harmlessly :::::
And this is why you don't watch anything produced by Ronald D. Moore after he had his brain surgically removed and replaced with a bag of elephant semen.-Gramzamber, on why Caprica sucks
