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Whon is the last wizard standing

Gandalf
24
69%
Saruman
2
6%
Ridcully
3
9%
Rincewind
6
17%
Dumbledore
0
No votes
Potter
0
No votes
Draw (please specify who survives in post)
0
No votes
 
Total votes: 35

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And none of you know about the king of kickass that is the Limper...why?
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No reason

(*Begins wonking with the space time laws for fun but without telling anyone)

*There

Everyone is now treated as a wild mage for the next week and all suffer the wild mage penlites no matter thier stats of 10% Spell Falure in a unpredicable result and a 5% of that 10% that the falure is catasrophic

Should be fun :twisted:

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Hmm Raistlin has access to a constellate at the height of his power.
A constellate attack would mean instant death to anyone on the list.
About that Avatar he would badly loose to my monk 17/ kensai 23
/ psychporter 30.
it those levels yes he COULD lose. But with timestop on his side...
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Alyrium Denryle wrote: it those levels yes he COULD lose. But with timestop on his side...
Psychoporters specialize in time/space manipulation. These powers will
guarantee the psychporter first strike. Defensive spells don't work because
the psychport is able to ignore their effects with subjective reality.
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Thunderfire wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote: it those levels yes he COULD lose. But with timestop on his side...
Psychoporters specialize in time/space manipulation. These powers will
guarantee the psychporter first strike. Defensive spells don't work because
the psychport is able to ignore their effects with subjective reality.
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Timestop doesnt effect the enemy it effects the caster. so he cant get past that one. Prismatic sphere protects against that kind of thing. H must win on innitiative if he is going to get first strile. Im sure his dex score is evil but it depends on the roll. My caster has readied actions for just those occasions.
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My epic mage loves when some insect tries to use Time Stop in his presence, as my Spell Stowaway: Time Stop feat allows to me come along for the ride... :)
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Dead on Arrival wrote:My epic mage loves when some insect tries to use Time Stop in his presence, as my Spell Stowaway: Time Stop feat allows to me come along for the ride... :)
Only feat better than Spell Stoaway and Spell Mimic is Vorpal Strike. Especially when you yell JUDO CHOP! before knocking someone's head off with your unarmed strike.
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I'd say Rincewind, running can be a very practical skill; especially in a battle. I'd figure he'd run around while the rest of the wizards zapped each other and, by his incredible luck, would survive only loosing a rather unexistant pride by slipping on some magical ice and falling in some mud.
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Saruman...because I like being evil... :P :) :D :evil: :twisted: :cool: ;)
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You seem to have this tendancy to always leave out my favourite options! Fustrating, where is Pug/Milamber mm?
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Verilon: If you want evil, try the Dominator. He makes Saurumen look like Ronald McDonald.
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Let's see... I imagine the battle would probably go something like this:

Dumbledore checks out the power levels of everyone, mutters something about being dead and messing up plans, grabs Harry, and Apparates the both of them out of there. Forfeit.

Gandalf and Saruman start fighting immediately. Rincewind tries to look unobtrusive and stay out of everyone's way. He ends up talking with Death (because he always manages to show up) as Ridcully manages to get pulled into the Gandalf/Saruman brawl. Fight ends in a triple knockout. Rincewind wins due to luck and staying out of firing range.
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I have to ask tho...who are rincewind and ridcully?
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Cyril wrote:Verilon: If you want evil, try the Dominator. He makes Saurumen look like Ronald McDonald.
Are you talking about Waakzaam the Dominator, from the Brazil Broketail series? He makes Morgoth look like Ronald. Forget Saurumen.

Also Urza Planeswalker from the novels would beat Gandalf in a heartbeat.
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Never heard of him. I'm talking about THE Dominator; overlord of the first Northern Empire, bringer of the Domination, annhilator of nations and master of the Ten Who Were Taken.

Or Varthloukker from Dread Empire. Anyone have any idea what he could do to these contestants?
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Cyril wrote:Never heard of him. I'm talking about THE Dominator; overlord of the first Northern Empire, bringer of the Domination, annhilator of nations and master of the Ten Who Were Taken.
Okay there are just too many Dominators in fantasy. :D
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Yeah, but this is THE Dominator. No fancy long-winded names for him.
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Ahh...I think we got off-track...who are rincewind and ridcully again!?!?!?
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who are rincewind and ridcully again!?!?!?
Rincewind and Ridcully are from Terry Pratchett's Discworld series. Ridcully is the Archchancellor of the Unseen University, a sort of school for wizards you could say. Rincewind is the Wizzard. He has very little magical talent, but has taken part in several ventures that have saved the world, though there are rarely collaborating witnesses. He and Death seem to have a casual friendship as they often end up in the same place.
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Gandalf would wipe the floor with all, except if this is after Sarumans loss of his staff, then there's a challenge.
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