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obviously 5 million yrs of evolution is wrong.
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I think assholes like that out to be hunted down and killed for sport. It'd serve them right. And then we implement Sea Skimmer's plan.

Now why is it that fuckholes like that forget there's a damn good reason we eat those animals? And taste isn't it. People need those nutrients to stay healthy, especially growing kids. If you don't eat them you'd damn well make them all up some how. I mean mother of fuck, they ought to know better.
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Lawyers for the Swintons said the parents were unaware they were harming the child.
Proof that lack of protein in a diet causes mental deficencies. One more arguement for my case against hardcore veganism.

Oh, and HOW THE FUCK IS NATURAL BREAST MILK A CRIME AGAINST NATURE? IT'S AS FUCKING NATURAL AS NATURAL GETS, YOU DUMB FUCK PARENTS!

Christ, I really get pissed when I read about people who end up treating their children like this.
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I almost wish for that kid's sake that she had died. I'd rather be dead than be totally fucked up for life.
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Veganism is a nutriential deficiency that somehow got a philosophy with it. Idiots are up there with PETA.

Most animals need prion disease to be that stupid. Fucktards.
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If the vegan diet is so healthy and beneficial then why do vegans look like walking corpses?

Stoeries like this just goes to show you that vegans dont always know much about their own diet.
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I only know one vegan personally, and the idiot happens to be a Seventh Day Adventist fundie moron who tried to lecture me about the morality of feeding meat products to my DOG. That's right; she thinks it's WRONG to feed meat to a natural predator.

Mind you, that's only the beginning of her stupidity. She tried to prove the existence of God to me with the following exchange:

HER: God makes the Earth shake.
ME: Are you talking about earthquakes?
HER: Yes. How do you explain that?
ME: Plate tectonics.
HER: And how does that work?
ME: The Earth's crust is composed of solid plates on top of a molten mantle. They move around, and pressure gets built up at fault lines. Every now and then, you get earthquakes.
HER (laughing): And you believe THAT?

Sadly, I'm not making this up. She thinks plate tectonics is almost comically stupid compared to her highly rational theory in which God reaching down a mighty hand and shaking the ground for fun :roll:
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I think the poor diet has gone to her brain. That's just dumb.
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Yet again vegans prove that they are fighting very hard with the fundamentalist religions for last place on the ladder of human scum.
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Darth Wong wrote:I only know one vegan personally, and the idiot happens to be a Seventh Day Adventist fundie moron who tried to lecture me about the morality of feeding meat products to my DOG. That's right; she thinks it's WRONG to feed meat to a natural predator.

Mind you, that's only the beginning of her stupidity. She tried to prove the existence of God to me with the following exchange:

HER: God makes the Earth shake.
ME: Are you talking about earthquakes?
HER: Yes. How do you explain that?
ME: Plate tectonics.
HER: And how does that work?
ME: The Earth's crust is composed of solid plates on top of a molten mantle. They move around, and pressure gets built up at fault lines. Every now and then, you get earthquakes.
HER (laughing): And you believe THAT?

Sadly, I'm not making this up. She thinks plate tectonics is almost comically stupid compared to her highly rational theory in which God reaching down a mighty hand and shaking the ground for fun :roll:
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Darth Wong wrote:HER: God makes the Earth shake.
ME: Are you talking about earthquakes?
HER: Yes. How do you explain that?
ME: Plate tectonics.
HER: And how does that work?
ME: The Earth's crust is composed of solid plates on top of a molten mantle. They move around, and pressure gets built up at fault lines. Every now and then, you get earthquakes.
HER (laughing): And you believe THAT?
*sigh*

Maybe we should stick her next to these plates when they rub against each other and make an earth quake. She'll learn plate tectonics in person and remove herself from the gene pool at the same time.
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Going from the gutter to these people is not going up.
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No, the worst part is that they will go from being obease Mc Donalds junkies, to looking like famine victims and never figure out the concept of proportion, and finding a happy medium.

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I know a few vegans. They're mostly OK, and know how to modify their diet to make up for what they would otherwise not be getting (and agree with breastfeeding). They aren't as fanatical as some... other... people I've met.

Such as this one woman who's a vegan, and is constantly badmouthing anything that's not labeled "organic" because it's somehow inherently evil. (If it doesn't come from a health food store, it's bad. :roll:) Needless to say, she's got a lot of health problems due to malnutrition. The worst part? She thinks that prayer is a cure for everything, and refuses to see any doctors no matter how sick she is. I'm certainly not going to regret it if she dies.
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If she breast fed the child wouldn't the same problems have still occured? Surely the mother needs to eat a proper diet in order for the milk to have the proper nutritional content. She may not have been able to even produce breat milk...
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Macross wrote:If the vegan diet is so healthy and beneficial then why do vegans look like walking corpses?

Stoeries like this just goes to show you that vegans dont always know much about their own diet.
Not all do. I know one girl that's a vegan and she actually looks damn good. The thing is she's one of the rare vegans that actually took the time to learn how to have a healthy vegan diet. Most of the fad and/or moron vegans don't do that.

It's possible to have a healthy diet even being vegan but you have to take some care about it.
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oh god..... I can certainly think of a thing or two I would like to do to these stupid fuckers. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
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Reminds me of the idiot who made Hummingbird syrup with Saccrine....
(All that sugar is bad for them....)

or the idiot who insisted on me checking to make sure my chicken breast sandwhich had no MSG and then ordered Jumbo Fries, and put a ton of Ketchup and Salt on them (Monosodium Glumate=Salt+Starch, fries and ketchup w. lots of salt=Tons of Salt+Starch)
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I feel bad for the baby. But our perceptions of these people are wrong.

See, they weren't feeding their kid a vegan diet, because they were feeding their kid cod liver oil. That, by default, is not a vegan diet. I remember after this story broke, I think PeTA even had some sort of conference with all the media there, with a pile of food on the table, that was vegan baby food. It was vegan shit in Gerber size jars. I think the vegan baby food brand was "Earth's Finest" or something like that. There was also vegan baby yogurt, etc. The guy denounced the family's actions. He essentially scolded them. He was right, this was not a vegan diet, this was starvation.

So, don't hate them because they were vegans, hate them because they were morons.

But still hate vegans because they're stupid people.
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AylaKat wrote:So, don't hate them because they were vegans, hate them because they were morons.

But still hate vegans because they're stupid people.
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The difference is in that last 2 lines?!?!

A moron is a type of stupid person...

And unless they state reasons for being vegans, then they really are stupid(I'm sure you can find a handlfull of medical conditions which make people unable to process meat products, but as far as I know, they are really in the minority).
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It is one thing to have vegan beliefs...but COME ON! You cant feed mammalian children anything but milk when they are that young, if you dont they will not get the nutritional requirements they need.
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:You cant feed mammalian children anything but milk when they are that young.
Well, sure you can. But like you said, then the kid will die.
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