New meaning to the term "horsepower"

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2003-05-13 10:27pm

Oookay... All we get around here are squashed frogs...

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2003-05-13 11:40pm

Ever seen what happens to a car after it hits a moose?

Front of car starts at back of drivers seat.

Baron Scarpia · Post by **Baron Scarpia** » 2003-05-13 11:44pm

Holy Hell, that's terrible!

@ Crix's diagram, though...

Captain · Post by **Captain** » 2003-05-24 01:38pm

Don't steal bandwidth, poopstain

http://www.xentax.com

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-05-24 01:41pm

Yeesh.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-24 03:40pm

Captain wrote:Don't steal bandwidth, poopstain

http://www.xentax.com

And a nice hello to you too.

*gets an idea for a 'Special Poke'*

*whips out Railgun, aims at Captain, charges a Hadoken, and unleashes his Hadoken-Enhanced Depleted-Uranium Wrath of the Black Mage Quaker!!*

<(BZAPP!!!)>

{SPLAT!!}

*Sn0 laughs with glee as the Depleted-Uranium Rail Slug hits flesh at Mach 8. The massive hydroshock, the flash-vaporization, the violent stripping of flesh from bone, bone immediately shattering into tiny razor-sharp shards and getting propelled throughout his body at half the slug's speed instantly severs Captain's body at the waist and flays it into a rapidly-expanding cloud of chunky gibs, jagged ribbons of cooked meat, and crimson salsa...*

Oops, forgot I had the 'Kill' ammo in the gun instead of the 'Poke' ammo. Besides, the Hadoken woulda cheeserized him anyway. No big loss.

Captain · Post by **Captain** » 2003-05-24 04:46pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Captain wrote:Don't steal bandwidth, poopstain

http://www.xentax.com
And a nice hello to you too.

*gets an idea for a 'Special Poke'*

*whips out Railgun, aims at Captain, charges a Hadoken, and unleashes his Hadoken-Enhanced Depleted-Uranium Wrath of the Black Mage Quaker!!*

<(BZAPP!!!)>

{SPLAT!!}

*Sn0 laughs with glee as the Depleted-Uranium Rail Slug hits flesh at Mach 8. The massive hydroshock, the flash-vaporization, the violent stripping of flesh from bone, bone immediately shattering into tiny razor-sharp shards and getting propelled throughout his body at half the slug's speed instantly severs Captain's body at the waist and flays it into a rapidly-expanding cloud of chunky gibs, jagged ribbons of cooked meat, and crimson salsa...*

Oops, forgot I had the 'Kill' ammo in the gun instead of the 'Poke' ammo. Besides, the Hadoken woulda cheeserized him anyway. No big loss.

What the hell?? What kind of forum is this??

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-05-24 04:50pm

What the hell?? What kind of forum is this??

Ignore him, it's just Einhander strange way of saying hello. Sorry for the bandwidth theft, if that's your reason to be here. We try to prevent it. Of course, you could have warned a mod and we would have taken the pic out.

And, Einhander, drop it a little. You're poking is already occupying my entire screen, and that's a little to much. Keep it small.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-05-26 04:41am

Captain wrote:Don't steal bandwidth, poopstain

Go fuck yourself, asstard.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-05-26 03:10pm

I didn't get to see the pic, but fromt he daigram i gather that it was hillarious

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2003-05-26 04:16pm

darthdavid wrote:I didn't get to see the pic, but fromt he daigram i gather that it was hillarious

It was not.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-05-27 04:41am

Captain wrote:Don't steal bandwidth, poopstain

http://www.xentax.com

Where was this bandwith stolen from? From that site? I would have thought it was from SA if anywhere.

Kelly Antilles · Post by **Kelly Antilles** » 2003-05-27 08:51am

Okay, this thread was way past its usefulness...

Damn, I really need a good Thread Closed pic. *shrug* oh well.