Black Mages are not as powerful as they are made out to be..

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-05-23 11:10pm

Bwahaha!

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-05-24 01:06am

The FF2 opening, right?

The guy in blue at the bottom is Cecil, I think...

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-05-24 11:27am

DIE FOOL!!!

Those were not true Black Mages, no, it must be propaganda from those damn Gnomes!

No self-respecting Black Mage would get caught by simple castle gaurds!

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-05-24 01:00pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:DIE FOOL!!!

Those were not true Black Mages, no, it must be propaganda from those damn Gnomes!

No self-respecting Black Mage would get caught by simple castle gaurds!

the mages will lose to the Gnomes

mages

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-05-24 02:39pm

If that is the biggest weapon I will have to worry about, I am not afraid..

Gnome--->

THAT is power.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-05-24 02:52pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:DIE FOOL!!!

Those were not true Black Mages, no, it must be propaganda from those damn Gnomes!

No self-respecting Black Mage would get caught by simple castle gaurds!

it was because White Mage was distracting them. Yeah, that's it.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-05-24 02:54pm

Of course! Why didn't I think of that.

Also, you'll notice that they don't go into what happens after that stillframe, it probably consists of the Black Mages tearing everyone in that castle apart with their amazing powers.

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-05-24 03:19pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:If that is the biggest weapon I will have to worry about, I am not afraid..

Gnome--->

THAT is power.

that is ok but it is overkill three 9mm rounds to the back of your skull will kill you just the same

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-05-24 04:11pm

True, but if you can kill someone two ways, it's always more fun to choose the flashier and far more kick-ass looking way.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-05-24 05:26pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:Of course! Why didn't I think of that.

Also, you'll notice that they don't go into what happens after that stillframe, it probably consists of the Black Mages tearing everyone in that castle apart with their amazing powers.

Nah, it shows the 2 BMS and the WM getting wasted, with no casualties to the troopers.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-05-24 05:50pm

JediNeophyte wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:Of course! Why didn't I think of that.

Also, you'll notice that they don't go into what happens after that stillframe, it probably consists of the Black Mages tearing everyone in that castle apart with their amazing powers.
Nah, it shows the 2 BMS and the WM getting wasted, with no casualties to the troopers.

*Covers Neophyte's mouth before he can finish talking* What's that you say, soldiers getting wasted with no casualties to the Black Mages?

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-05-24 06:04pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
JediNeophyte wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:Of course! Why didn't I think of that.

Also, you'll notice that they don't go into what happens after that stillframe, it probably consists of the Black Mages tearing everyone in that castle apart with their amazing powers.
Nah, it shows the 2 BMS and the WM getting wasted, with no casualties to the troopers.
*Covers Neophyte's mouth before he can finish talking* What's that you say, soldiers getting wasted with no casualties to the Black Mages?

Fisher use a megaphone to tell every the truth about how the black mages suck

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-05-24 06:07pm

Anget Fisher wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:
JediNeophyte wrote: Nah, it shows the 2 BMS and the WM getting wasted, with no casualties to the troopers.
*Covers Neophyte's mouth before he can finish talking* What's that you say, soldiers getting wasted with no casualties to the Black Mages?
Fisher use a megaphone to tell every the truth about how the black mages suck

*Cyran uses a gerbil with a nuke tied to it to 'take care' of Fisher.*

Bastard...damn Gnome conspiricies.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-05-24 06:08pm

JediNeophyte wrote:Nah, it shows the 2 BMS and the WM getting wasted, with no casualties to the troopers.

LIAR! The White Mage cannot and will not be defeated so easily!

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-05-24 06:09pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
Anget Fisher wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote: *Covers Neophyte's mouth before he can finish talking* What's that you say, soldiers getting wasted with no casualties to the Black Mages?
Fisher use a megaphone to tell every the truth about how the black mages suck
*Cyran uses a gerbil with a nuke tied to it to 'take care' of Fisher.*

Bastard...damn Gnome conspiricies.

only to realize that thanks to the miracle of tekknobabble that it was a hologram he balsted and millions of holo of anget fisher pop up all over the place even if cyran nukes them all it will take years by then the truth will have spread

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-05-24 06:10pm

Darth Yoshi wrote:
JediNeophyte wrote:Nah, it shows the 2 BMS and the WM getting wasted, with no casualties to the troopers.
LIAR! The White Mage cannot and will not be defeated so easily!

Yeah, the Black Mages would protect her with their lives, not that it would come to that anyway seeing as if they were real Black Mages they would be able to take care of those soldiers no problem.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-05-24 06:11pm

*Messes with the image, and finds that they are not REALLY Black Mages, simply old men trying to be black mages!*

Ah ha! Now the truth shall reign!

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-05-24 06:57pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:*Messes with the image, and finds that they are not REALLY Black Mages, simply old men trying to be black mages!*

Ah ha! Now the truth shall reign!

Hey yeah. Isn't that old geezer who told Fighter about the Armor of Invincibility still on the loose? He does wear blue robes...

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-05-24 07:01pm

Anget Fisher wrote: only to realize that thanks to the miracle of tekknobabble that it was a hologram he balsted and millions of holo of anget fisher pop up all over the place even if cyran nukes them all it will take years by then the truth will have spread

:::: Charges into thread, firing dual 9mm at all Fisher "copies":::::::

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-05-24 07:07pm

Darth Yoshi wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:*Messes with the image, and finds that they are not REALLY Black Mages, simply old men trying to be black mages!*

Ah ha! Now the truth shall reign!
Hey yeah. Isn't that old geezer who told Fighter about the Armor of Invincibility still on the loose? He does wear blue robes...

That's right! See, it's just that old guy and some friends getting what they deserve.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-24 07:57pm

Oh boy, a Final Fantasy/Matrix Crossover TGOD...

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-05-24 07:59pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Oh boy, a Final Fantasy/Matrix Crossover TGOD...

Don't give us any more ideas Iggy.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-05-24 08:03pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Oh boy, a Final Fantasy/Matrix Crossover TGOD...

Don't give us any more ideas Iggy.

::::: Bullets slow down to bullet-time speeds:::

:::: jumps up and runs along the wall, blazing with twin 9mm::::

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-05-24 10:15pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Oh boy, a Final Fantasy/Matrix Crossover TGOD...

Don't give us any more ideas Iggy.

ENTER THE MAGETRIX!

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-05-25 12:46am

IG-88E wrote:http://jmspoofe.tripod.com/randomstuff/bm2.txt

ENTER THE MAGETRIX!

Oh man, my abdomen hurts now.