Man faces life in prison for masturbating in public.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-05-24 08:40pm

I think that would be a hard experiance to live down for those poor kids. They should really stiff arm him and but him in jail for a long time. They really shouldn't go soft on this guy.

On a serious note

I'm all for the only 100% safe form of sex, but keep it private folks.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-05-24 08:42pm

darthdavid wrote:I think that would be a hard experiance to live down for those poor kids. They should really stiff arm him and but him in jail for a long time. They really shouldn't go soft on this guy.
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ANOTHER LOUSY PUN?????????

::::: Turns twards DarthDavid with a look of rage on face:::::::

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-05-24 10:03pm

XaLEv wrote:Ah, come on Iggy, stop that before you hurt your head.

Oowww, my wall hurts....

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-05-24 10:21pm

Rye wrote:Hmmm, i think repeat pun/play on words offenders should be sent to prison for life...damn punners.

Can't handle the punishment?

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-05-25 12:46am

Gandalf wrote:
Rye wrote:Hmmm, i think repeat pun/play on words offenders should be sent to prison for life...damn punners.
Can't handle the punishment?

I'll be your right-hand man for the job. Nothing like a little manual labor to get you firmed up, anyway.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-05-25 12:52am

Frank Hipper wrote:
Gandalf wrote:
Rye wrote:Hmmm, i think repeat pun/play on words offenders should be sent to prison for life...damn punners.
Can't handle the punishment?
I'll be your right-hand man for the job. Nothing like a little manual labor to get you firmed up, anyway.

The punisher strikes!

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-05-25 11:48pm

Frank Hipper wrote:I'll be your right-hand man for the job. Nothing like a little manual labor to get you firmed up, anyway.

*STABSMASHCRACK*

Tribun · Post by **Tribun** » 2003-05-26 08:46am

?!

I really wonder, how that kind of justice system still works without sending every one for every little thing life long in prison....

Boba Fett · Post by **Boba Fett** » 2003-05-26 09:15am

If he was a sick exchibionist pervert, then he should have been sent to a mental clinic instead.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-05-26 10:02am

Frank Hipper wrote:
Gandalf wrote:
Rye wrote:Hmmm, i think repeat pun/play on words offenders should be sent to prison for life...damn punners.
Can't handle the punishment?
I'll be your right-hand man for the job. Nothing like a little manual labor to get you firmed up, anyway.

NO MORE PUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::::: starts punching the punners in the face::::::

PrinceofLowLight · Post by **PrinceofLowLight** » 2003-05-26 05:44pm

Whenever I see stories like this I like to pretend this didn't actually happen in the country I live in, and instead is from some kind of insane paralell dimension. Guy flashes kids, life in prison. Parents kill kid, four years.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-05-27 02:36am

Darksider wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:
Gandalf wrote: Can't handle the punishment?
I'll be your right-hand man for the job. Nothing like a little manual labor to get you firmed up, anyway.
NO MORE PUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::::: starts punching the punners in the face::::::

:::: Darksider misses ::::

Ow!, My puncreas.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-05-27 10:42am

The offender hopefully will go straight. Of course, it's often hard to prim up a stiff.

*runs like hell*