WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT!!??!? Yoda and Qui-Gonn SLASH!!?!?

[aphexmonster]

Well i just clicked on the link, and im posting this prior to reading the text, or any of the posts here. I just wanted to get some words in while calm and under control for i think this is gonna be Star Wars yaoi... hopefully i am wrong.

[aphexmonster]

Of course it was -_- .....

[Darth Phoenix]

http://www.angelfire.com/nb/annehiggins/tpm/ask1.html

Argh now i'm geeting mental images, kill it

[Admiral Valdemar]

You people have obviously never seen proper slash before, this is extremely tame.

[Soontir C'boath]

In short:
Qui Gon angsts because Mace Windu wants to have sex with him. Master Yoda teaches him how to have sex with telekinesis. Now that he knows how to make sweet jedi loving, Qui Gon is ready for Mace.

ROFL, I am glad I only read that.

Cyaround,
Jason

[Darksider]

Uh, the link's not working for me. What is it?

In short:
Qui Gon angsts because Mace Windu wants to have sex with him. Master Yoda teaches him how to have sex with telekinesis. Now that he knows how to make sweet jedi loving, Qui Gon is ready for Mace.

I DID NOT WANNA KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::::::Head explodes, spraying blood and brain matter all over the thread:::::

[Alyrium Denryle]

I prefer Darth Maul/Obi Wan slash myself...

[Master of Ossus]

To borrow a line, "there is no emoticon for the disgust" that story instills.

[Straha]

WTF, indeed.

Finding the Padme/Dorme stuff is difficult.

Their pictures pretty easy for me to find. Padme and her maids are a popular subject. The slavegirls with the tentacles, Metal Bikini Leia are popular as well.

Shabbyblue used to have quite a collection too.

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

I prefer Darth Maul/Obi Wan slash myself...

Ah, so do I.

Now where's that pic of Obi getting his nipples tweaked by Maul?

[Montcalm]

Now where's that pic of Obi getting his nipples tweaked by Maul?

Keep this picture for yourself Einy,if i want to see nipples i prefer to see those nipples.
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[Einhander Sn0m4n]

Now where's that pic of Obi getting his nipples tweaked by Maul?

Keep this picture for yourself Einy,if i want to see nipples i prefer to see those nipples.
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LMAO Thanx for the nice offer, but I'm in the mood for seeing naked guys today...

[Darksider]

Now where's that pic of Obi getting his nipples tweaked by Maul?

Keep this picture for yourself Einy,if i want to see nipples i prefer to see those nipples.
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LMAO Thanx for the nice offer, but I'm in the mood for seeing naked guys today...

:::::: dozens of snipers take up positions, secretly targeting Einhander Sn0m4n::::::

:::::speaks into hidden comlink::::
if he tries to post it, take him out

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

LMAO Thanx for the nice offer, but I'm in the mood for seeing naked guys today...

:::::: dozens of snipers take up positions, secretly targeting Einhander Sn0m4n::::::

:::::speaks into hidden comlink::::
if he tries to post it, take him out

*Force-senses the Snipers and mind-h4x0rs them, doing to them in a split-second what Yoda did to Qui-Gonn Jinn... Well, a split second in RealTime, but to the poor newly-devirginated Snipers it was at least six hours and eight orgasms before the Jedi Mindfuck was over!*

Now excuse me, I must be going...

*calls his trusty Space Camaro to pick him up...*

[Darksider]

LMAO Thanx for the nice offer, but I'm in the mood for seeing naked guys today...

:::::: dozens of snipers take up positions, secretly targeting Einhander Sn0m4n::::::

:::::speaks into hidden comlink::::
if he tries to post it, take him out

*Force-senses the Snipers and mind-h4x0rs them, doing to them in a split-second what Yoda did to Qui-Gonn Jinn... Well, a split second in RealTime, but to the poor newly-devirginated Snipers it was at least six hours and eight orgasms before the Jedi Mindfuck was over!*

Now excuse me, I must be going...

*calls his trusty Space Camaro to pick him up...*

:::::: uses the force to block Einhander's attack and redirect it to some nearby hot chicks::::

:::::: snipers open fire

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

:::::: dozens of snipers take up positions, secretly targeting Einhander Sn0m4n::::::

:::::speaks into hidden comlink::::
if he tries to post it, take him out

*Force-senses the Snipers and mind-h4x0rs them, doing to them in a split-second what Yoda did to Qui-Gonn Jinn... Well, a split second in RealTime, but to the poor newly-devirginated Snipers it was at least six hours and eight orgasms before the Jedi Mindfuck was over!*

Now excuse me, I must be going...

*calls his trusty Space Camaro to pick him up...*

:::::: uses the force to block Einhander's attack and redirect it to some nearby hot chicks::::

:::::: snipers open fire

Hmm they're some lucky chiX0rZ then. That was an extremely powerful attack too. Alright...

*casts Bullet-Time and dodges the projectiles with some ease. Charges up a massive energy buildup, and blasts everyone within a mile vicinity with a Jedi Mind-Fuck, this time getting the snipers and those poor chicks again, as well as everyone at or after puberty. The streets run white for days thereafter..*

Don't make me have to EMP-Mind-fuck New York City again. Ten thousand people all screaming at once is quite annoying, although I'm sure you won't mind ten thousand hedonistic sex-crazed people who orgasm at a touch running around the city...

*then Force-senses Darksider at the intersecion of Broadway and Tenth Street...*

There you are....

[Darksider]

*Force-senses the Snipers and mind-h4x0rs them, doing to them in a split-second what Yoda did to Qui-Gonn Jinn... Well, a split second in RealTime, but to the poor newly-devirginated Snipers it was at least six hours and eight orgasms before the Jedi Mindfuck was over!*

Now excuse me, I must be going...

*calls his trusty Space Camaro to pick him up...*

:::::: uses the force to block Einhander's attack and redirect it to some nearby hot chicks::::

:::::: snipers open fire

Hmm they're some lucky chiX0rZ then. That was an extremely powerful attack too. Alright...

*casts Bullet-Time and dodges the projectiles with some ease. Charges up a massive energy buildup, and blasts everyone within a mile vicinity with a Jedi Mind-Fuck, this time getting the snipers and those poor chicks again, as well as everyone at or after puberty. The streets run white for days thereafter..*

Don't make me have to EMP-Mind-fuck New York City again. Ten thousand people all screaming at once is quite annoying, although I'm sure you won't mind ten thousand hedonistic sex-crazed people who orgasm at a touch running around the city...

*then Force-senses Darksider at the intersecion of Broadway and Tenth Street...*

There you are....

::::: easily blocks Einhander's pitiful "attack::::

:::::: pulls out twin 9mm::::

if you want somthing done right, do it yourself.

EDIT: BTW yes i would mind

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

Hmm they're some lucky chiX0rZ then. That was an extremely powerful attack too. Alright...

*casts Bullet-Time and dodges the projectiles with some ease. Charges up a massive energy buildup, and blasts everyone within a mile vicinity with a Jedi Mind-Fuck, this time getting the snipers and those poor chicks again, as well as everyone at or after puberty. The streets run white for days thereafter..*

Don't make me have to EMP-Mind-fuck New York City again. Ten thousand people all screaming at once is quite annoying, although I'm sure you won't mind ten thousand hedonistic sex-crazed people who orgasm at a touch running around the city...

*then Force-senses Darksider at the intersecion of Broadway and Tenth Street...*

There you are....

::::: easily blocks Einhander's pitiful "attack::::

:::::: pulls out twin 9mm::::

if you want somthing done right, do it yourself.

EDIT: BTW yes i would mind

LMFAO!!!

*pulls out Railgun, and flies off to Broadway and Tenth*

Watch out, I have a few other tricks too...

[Alyrium Denryle]

*Alyrium brings an VSD into the atmosphere, and targets all weapons on Darksider*

Now you may want to ask yourself one question..."do I feel Lucky?" Well do ya...punk?

[Darksider]

Hmm they're some lucky chiX0rZ then. That was an extremely powerful attack too. Alright...

*casts Bullet-Time and dodges the projectiles with some ease. Charges up a massive energy buildup, and blasts everyone within a mile vicinity with a Jedi Mind-Fuck, this time getting the snipers and those poor chicks again, as well as everyone at or after puberty. The streets run white for days thereafter..*

Don't make me have to EMP-Mind-fuck New York City again. Ten thousand people all screaming at once is quite annoying, although I'm sure you won't mind ten thousand hedonistic sex-crazed people who orgasm at a touch running around the city...

*then Force-senses Darksider at the intersecion of Broadway and Tenth Street...*

There you are....

::::: easily blocks Einhander's pitiful "attack::::

:::::: pulls out twin 9mm::::

if you want somthing done right, do it yourself.

EDIT: BTW yes i would mind

LMFAO!!!

*pulls out Railgun, and flies off to Broadway and Tenth*

Watch out, I have a few other tricks too...

So do i

::::: grabs some nameless citizen and plunges hand into his gut:::::

::::: citizen re-forms into a copy of me:::::

me......

[COPY] me too.......

[Darksider]

*Alyrium brings an VSD into the atmosphere, and targets all weapons on Darksider*

Now you may want to ask yourself one question..."do I feel Lucky?" Well do ya...punk?

:::::: SSD drops out of hyperspace right above the VSD, and trains all guns on it:::::

Do you???????????

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

::::: easily blocks Einhander's pitiful "attack::::

:::::: pulls out twin 9mm::::

if you want somthing done right, do it yourself.

EDIT: BTW yes i would mind

LMFAO!!!

*pulls out Railgun, and flies off to Broadway and Tenth*

Watch out, I have a few other tricks too...

So do i

::::: grabs some nameless citizen and plunges hand into his gut:::::

::::: citizen re-forms into a copy of me:::::

me......

[COPY] me too.......

Okay Agent Darksider...

puts Railgun away, pulls out Minigun, and swiss-cheeses them both after Force-pushing the other citizens safely away (It's a fucking crowded street, everyone's on their Lunch Break and there's a Braves-Vs-Yankees World Series game in a couple hours...)

[Darksider]

LMFAO!!!

*pulls out Railgun, and flies off to Broadway and Tenth*

Watch out, I have a few other tricks too...

So do i

::::: grabs some nameless citizen and plunges hand into his gut:::::

::::: citizen re-forms into a copy of me:::::

me......

[COPY] me too.......

Okay Agent Darksider...

puts Railgun away, pulls out Minigun, and swiss-cheeses them both after Force-pushing the other citizens safely away (It's a fucking crowded street, everyone's on their Lunch Break and there's a Braves-Vs-Yankees World Series game in a couple hours...)

::::: both "agents" dodge minigun fire bullet-time style and run up on the walls twards Einhander, both blazing away with twin 9mm:::::

if i can take on the entire Gnomis horde you are no threat

[Alyrium Denryle]

*Alyrium brings an VSD into the atmosphere, and targets all weapons on Darksider*

Now you may want to ask yourself one question..."do I feel Lucky?" Well do ya...punk?

:::::: SSD drops out of hyperspace right above the VSD, and trains all guns on it:::::

Do you???????????

Hmm... perhaps...*gets into shuttle as VSD is vaped, and runs...dodges the TL fire, and goes to hyperspace....returns in an ESSD*

Why yes, yes I do...*fires superlaser at SSD*

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

Okay Agent Darksider...

puts Railgun away, pulls out Minigun, and swiss-cheeses them both after Force-pushing the other citizens safely away (It's a fucking crowded street, everyone's on their Lunch Break and there's a Braves-Vs-Yankees World Series game in a couple hours...)

::::: both "agents" dodge minigun fire bullet-time style and run up on the walls twards Einhander, both blazing away with twin 9mm:::::

if i can take on the entire Gnomis horde you are no threat

*starts bouncing off the walls from building to building to dodge the 9mm bullets, all the while charging and firing Hadokens at Darksider. Pretty soon a blizzard of Police show up, and News Helicopters start circling around. The poor citizens start to run as a stray Hadoken blows through the New York Stock Exchange, leaving a massive hole right through its middle*