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Did anyone watch? At all?
Turkey won, followed by Belgium, and then Russia.
The United Kingdom was the only one to get 0 points, hehe. Poor batstards.

Edit: Corrected the order. Russia came 3rd, not 2nd, apparently.
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From the country that gave us the Spice Girls and Robbie Williams what did you expect?

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I saw some of it....Jebbus H. Crimbo what a pile of shite!
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Russia came second? Fucking TATU?! They suck.
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Psh, I was rooting for them to win :P
Actually they're the only reason I watched at all :D
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I watched it. With tATu on i expected to see the very 1st live muff munching on tv. I was left a dissapointed man. Bah!
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Post by El Moose Monstero »

And whoever the UK entry was, I heard their manager on the radio this morning, trying to claim that it was because of the current political climate, and that its because everyone in Europe hates Britain... Heaven forbid that it might have been because the song wasnt very good.
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Wossthis now?

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Straha wrote:Wossthis now?

What's Eurovision?
A private european nations (not the E.U) amateur singers competition. Each participant country selects a representative to the final.

The Portuguese candidate (a woman singing a solo) sounded like a man.

The English candidates were worse.
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The English didn't got a single point, that say's it all......

I was really surprised about how many points Austria colleted. Thier song sounded totally embarressing for me. Good that I'm not an Austrian....
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Slight nitpick: It's Asteroidenfeld, not Asteroidenfald :D

And the Erovision song contest is just funny. From a very strange and morbid point of view :)
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Something tells me you're german
How did you found out...? :P
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Tribun wrote:
Something tells me you're german
How did you found out...? :P
Yeah, he's Deutsch alright. :P
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Tribun wrote:
Something tells me you're german
How did you found out...? :P
Yeah, he's Deutsch alright. :P
Are you insulting his intelligence, his grammar, or both :?:


[Just kidding, Tribun:P ]
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Colonel Olrik wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Tribun wrote: How did you found out...? :P
Yeah, he's Deutsch alright. :P
Are you insulting his intelligence, his grammar, or both :?:


[Just kidding, Tribun :P ]
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Ja. :P
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Das habt ihr aber schnell erraten...heheheh.
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Tribun wrote:Das habt ihr aber schnell erraten...heheheh.
If I wasn't so damn lazy and had so much biology revision, I'd try and translate that in my head and make a witty retort which I cannot think of.
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Seems the board didn't got so much German members.....

Am I right?
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Tribun wrote:Seems the board didn't got so much German members.....

Am I right?
Not too sure.

Wir haben viele fremde leute.

And I bet I fucked that up amazingly.
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Not too sure.

Wir haben viele fremde leute.

And I bet I fucked that up amazingly.
No. You haven't butcherd the German grammar. only "leute" is written "Leute".
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Tribun wrote:
Not too sure.

Wir haben viele fremde leute.

And I bet I fucked that up amazingly.
No. You haven't butcherd the German grammar. only "leute" is written "Leute".
Ah, capitalisation was never a strong point, I forget which words need it. :D

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It's spelled "Willkommen!"

But thanks for the greeting!
Seems that I'm here in the right place.
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Tribun wrote:It's spelled "Willkommen!"

But thanks for the greeting!
Seems that I'm here in the right place.
D'oh!

I'm not fully awake yet. :P
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Colonel Olrik wrote:A private european nations (not the E.U) amateur singers competition.
Err, not necessarily amateur.
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