WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT!!??!? Yoda and Qui-Gonn SLASH!!?!?

[Darksider]

Okay Agent Darksider...

puts Railgun away, pulls out Minigun, and swiss-cheeses them both after Force-pushing the other citizens safely away (It's a fucking crowded street, everyone's on their Lunch Break and there's a Braves-Vs-Yankees World Series game in a couple hours...)

::::: both "agents" dodge minigun fire bullet-time style and run up on the walls twards Einhander, both blazing away with twin 9mm:::::

if i can take on the entire Gnomis horde you are no threat

*starts bouncing off the walls from building to building to dodge the 9mm bullets, all the while charging and firing Hadokens at Darksider. Pretty soon a blizzard of Police show up, and News Helicopters start circling around. The poor citizens start to run as a stray Hadoken blows through the New York Stock Exchange, leaving a massive hole right through its middle*

::::: both copies avoid the Hadokens with bullet time and fire force destruction blasts at Einhander::::::
(force destruction is a force power from JK1 it's basically a force bomb)

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

*Alyrium brings an VSD into the atmosphere, and targets all weapons on Darksider*

Now you may want to ask yourself one question..."do I feel Lucky?" Well do ya...punk?

:::::: SSD drops out of hyperspace right above the VSD, and trains all guns on it:::::

Do you???????????

Hmm... perhaps...*gets into shuttle as VSD is vaped, and runs...dodges the TL fire, and goes to hyperspace....returns in an ESSD*

Why yes, yes I do...*fires superlaser at SSD*

*suddenly channels _ALL_ his Force Power into a shield to protect NYC from the gigaton blast!! Unfortunately, Darksider gets caught off-guard by the massive Starship battle in the upper atmosphere above NYC, and Sn0 recovers quickly enough to puit a Railgun shot through Darksider's head and a Hadoken into Darksider's Agent Clone!*

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

if i can take on the entire Gnomis horde you are no threat

*starts bouncing off the walls from building to building to dodge the 9mm bullets, all the while charging and firing Hadokens at Darksider. Pretty soon a blizzard of Police show up, and News Helicopters start circling around. The poor citizens start to run as a stray Hadoken blows through the New York Stock Exchange, leaving a massive hole right through its middle*

::::: both copies avoid the Hadokens with bullet time and fire force destruction blasts at Einhander::::::
(force destruction is a force power from JK1 it's basically a force bomb)[/quote]
*Force-Shields himself from the Force-bomb and dodges hard to avoid it*

[Darksider]

:::::: SSD drops out of hyperspace right above the VSD, and trains all guns on it:::::

Do you???????????

Hmm... perhaps...*gets into shuttle as VSD is vaped, and runs...dodges the TL fire, and goes to hyperspace....returns in an ESSD*

Why yes, yes I do...*fires superlaser at SSD*

*suddenly channels _ALL_ his Force Power into a shield to protect NYC from the gigaton blast!! Unfortunately, Darksider gets caught off-guard by the massive Starship battle in the upper atmosphere above NYC, and Sn0 recovers quickly enough to puit a Railgun shot through Darksider's head and a Hadoken into Darksider's Agent Clone!*

::::: both copies dodge the railgun shot via bullet time and continue firing force blasts:::

[Darksider]

*Alyrium brings an VSD into the atmosphere, and targets all weapons on Darksider*

Now you may want to ask yourself one question..."do I feel Lucky?" Well do ya...punk?

:::::: SSD drops out of hyperspace right above the VSD, and trains all guns on it:::::

Do you???????????

Hmm... perhaps...*gets into shuttle as VSD is vaped, and runs...dodges the TL fire, and goes to hyperspace....returns in an ESSD*

Why yes, yes I do...*fires superlaser at SSD*

::::: fires ultra-uber-force-beam-of-death at ESSD and vaporizes it::::

[Alyrium Denryle]

*Uses the force to block pathetic attack* fool. you shall suffer and die for your stupidity....

[Darksider]

*Uses the force to block pathetic attack* fool. you shall suffer and die for your stupidity....

::::: uber-beam slices right through Alyrium's defenses and splits the ESSD in half::::

::::: the peices start falling twards earth::::

that should keep you occupied for a while

(Why hasn't a mod split this thread yet?)

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

Hmm... perhaps...*gets into shuttle as VSD is vaped, and runs...dodges the TL fire, and goes to hyperspace....returns in an ESSD*

Why yes, yes I do...*fires superlaser at SSD*

*suddenly channels _ALL_ his Force Power into a shield to protect NYC from the gigaton blast!! Unfortunately, Darksider gets caught off-guard by the massive Starship battle in the upper atmosphere above NYC, and Sn0 recovers quickly enough to puit a Railgun shot through Darksider's head and a Hadoken into Darksider's Agent Clone!*

::::: both copies dodge the railgun shot via bullet time and continue firing force blasts:::

*gets a new idea and makes a Force Catcher's Mitt™ and catches a few of the Force Bombs before they hit the buildings, then absorbs their Force Energy.

Then whips out a SECOND Railgun and charges up a massive Double Railgundoken (which is a Hadoken accelerated to very-near-lightspeed by the Railgun in place of the duranium slug; it looks like a beam and is extremely hard to dodge...)*

Let's see what you can do with this

*fires the Double Railgundoken slightly staggered to greatly enhance the chance of a hit. The Railgundokens penetrate deeply into the earth below*

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

*Uses the force to block pathetic attack* fool. you shall suffer and die for your stupidity....

::::: uber-beam slices right through Alyrium's defenses and splits the ESSD in half::::

::::: the peices start falling twards earth::::

that should keep you occupied for a while

(Why hasn't a mod split this thread yet?)

*notices the ESSD falling to Earth, then Force-pushes the stern half back into a nice stable orbit, then telepathically tella Aly to take care of the bow section with a tight-beam burst comm..

[Darksider]

*suddenly channels _ALL_ his Force Power into a shield to protect NYC from the gigaton blast!! Unfortunately, Darksider gets caught off-guard by the massive Starship battle in the upper atmosphere above NYC, and Sn0 recovers quickly enough to puit a Railgun shot through Darksider's head and a Hadoken into Darksider's Agent Clone!*

::::: both copies dodge the railgun shot via bullet time and continue firing force blasts:::

*gets a new idea and makes a Force Catcher's Mitt™ and catches a few of the Force Bombs before they hit the buildings, then absorbs their Force Energy.

Then whips out a SECOND Railgun and charges up a massive Double Railgundoken (which is a Hadoken accelerated to very-near-lightspeed by the Railgun in place of the duranium slug; it looks like a beam and is extremely hard to dodge...)*

Let's see what you can do with this

*fires the Double Railgundoken slightly staggered to greatly enhance the chance of a hit. The Railgundokens penetrate deeply into the earth below*

:::::: uses the force to stop the railgun shots::::

[Alyrium Denryle]

*forcs the bow up and out of earths atmosphere*

*uses the force to shunt Darksiders ship into the sun*

[Darksider]

*forcs the bow up and out of earths atmosphere*

*uses the force to shunt Darksiders ship into the sun*

:::::: is not on ship::::::

Can we call this off for now????
I'm in the middle of a war against the Gnomish hordes

(and so are you)

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

*forcs the bow up and out of earths atmosphere*

*uses the force to shunt Darksiders ship into the sun*

:::::: is not on ship::::::

Can we call this off for now????
I'm in the middle of a war against the Gnomish hordes

(and so are you)

Good idea!

*Force-shakes Darksider's hand and takes a bow*

[Adelfi]

good godfrey cambridge
I do believe I've seen the phrases "spilled his seed" and "master yoda" on the same page.

sweet merciful zeus that was funny

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

good godfrey cambridge
I do believe I've seen the phrases "spilled his seed" and "master yoda" on the same page.

sweet merciful zeus that was funny

ROTFLMAO!!!

BTW your avatar is t3h R0X0R. I didn't know G'Kar smokes d00bieZ!?

[Raxmei]

*Explodes* I feel like GMK Godzilla, Spacegodzilla, both Mechagodzillas, Gigan, Megaguirus, Gyaos, and Orga all rolled into one. Yes! Now I've drasctically shrunk mein brain capacity!

I think I've read that fanfic before.

Oh, here it is. Daikaiju Orgy

[Dalton]

One of these days you guys should look up Psychotic Jedi Fuckfest.

[Joe]

One of these days you guys should look up Psychotic Jedi Fuckfest.

Just did. I found it more funny than disgusting.

[Enforcer Talen]

although, the funniest slash I ever read was harry potter and snape.

-summons sauren to find it for him-

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

One of these days you guys should look up Psychotic Jedi Fuckfest.

'Psychotic Jedi Fuckfest'?!!



That sounds like a name for a Techno-Industrial Metal band!!

[Adelfi]

I didn't know G'Kar smokes d00bieZ!?

Of course he does where do you think all the "pleasure threshold" stuff came from?

THATS why he's a real pimp

good for him

[Boba Fett]

Uh, the link's not working for me. What is it?

In short:
Qui Gon angsts because Mace Windu wants to have sex with him. Master Yoda teaches him how to have sex with telekinesis. Now that he knows how to make sweet jedi loving, Qui Gon is ready for Mace.

Yes....beware of Mace when he pulls out his "purple-headed-saber"...