-amused-

[Enforcer Talen]

a friend of mine had a third friend come to his house.
his computer was on. friend A goes to sleep.
when he wakes up, he has 90 megabytes of anime hentai and 100 bookmarks, plus subscriptions to assorted cartoon xxx magazines.

he has now spent 90 minutes screaming in horror, and is threatening vast retribution.

moral of the story - dont let friends go on your comp.

[Brother-Captain Gaius]

HAhahahahahahahahaha.

[The Albino Raven]

wow, that's insanely twisted, and the funniest thing I've heard in a while.

[Montcalm]

When i hear these stories about a friend of a friend it usualy refer to the one telling the story,you know what i mean Talen.

[Enforcer Talen]

-shockhorror- would I load up 90 megs of anime hentai on a friends computer???

[Shinova]

-shockhorror- would I load up 90 megs of anime hentai on a friends computer???

Or get 90megs loaded onto your comp


The guy better be thankful it's not 90 GIGS.



Now that I think about it, I'll be moving into a dorm within the next few months. Must stock up on comp protection skillz.

[Enforcer Talen]

heh. just dont sleep.

[Darth Yoshi]

100 bookmarks? That's it? And he had all night!

[GonK]

One friend left his computer at my flat over the summer trouble was we were all too lazy to be bothered getting it hooked up to the network and full of porn.

The best story I've heard of this sort is a friend had brough his computer round to sort something and someone started going through the hard drive. Ther found a folder called "other" and inside of that a folder called "other" and so on, eventually they found a large collection of jpegs including some of a woman having "intimate relations" with a traffic cone . His defense was that his little brother had put them on and that he actually had much better taste in porn . . .

[Enforcer Talen]

that was my friend's excuse too. I suggested they were his files, and he said he would watch the real stuff, not pikachu and misty. . .

[Datana]

The only story along those lines that I can think of off-hand was an incident in high school: some student in the multimedia/rendering class before mine had left his computer logged in, and some other students from my class (C++ programming) decided to have a bit of fun. I'm not sure of the specifics, but it involved stashing the first student's files in a directory some 50 levels down from the root, with numerous branching dead-end paths that terminated in pr0n-filled directories. Needless to say, the teacher was not amused by this turn of events and gave our entire class a lecture over responsible computing the next day, which is how I initially heard about it. A definite reminder to always log out of a public computer.

[SyntaxVorlon]

lol

[Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi]

But, why hentai? If he really wanted to be creul, he should have downloaded scat/bestiality/necrophila/geriatric porn onto the computer.

[Bob McDob]

Well, a lot of hentai is pretty borderline, anyway; 60% of the stuff is either ten-year olds getting molested or stuff like "dick-girl pee sex". And that's not even counting rape and tentacle rape ...

And frankly, hentai is animated, so it's not the same effect; if you wanted to download necrophiliac bestility or whatever, you'd probably have to actually GO to the site.

[GrandMasterTerwynn]

a friend of mine had a third friend come to his house.
his computer was on. friend A goes to sleep.
when he wakes up, he has 90 megabytes of anime hentai and 100 bookmarks, plus subscriptions to assorted cartoon xxx magazines.

he has now spent 90 minutes screaming in horror, and is threatening vast retribution.

moral of the story - dont let friends go on your comp.

Additional lesson. Don't let your friends go on with an unrestricted security policy.