You know you're a star wars nerd if..

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2003-05-26 04:29am

1) You know more about Star Wars than George Lucas

... come on guys, let's start a list here. I swear, sometimes when reading these threads I can't help but feel like an uber-dork, especially when I know where you're going to cite from.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-05-26 04:35am

2. When you feel the need to start "list" threads like this.

Seriously, I personally think threads like these are pretty lame...

Not to mention your No. 1 sounds more like a whiny character attack.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-05-26 04:55am

3) You think that Black Metal musicians are in fact Yuuzhan Vong.
4) You played the "Wing Commander" games just because Mike Hamill were in them.
5) You go to a gun store and notice if any of the weapons bear even a passing resemblance to even the most obscure weapons used in Star Wars.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-05-26 05:04am

6). You have the urge to shout out 'This is red five, I'm going in!' while beggining a bombing run. (Well hey, I had that urge several times.

)

SPOOFE · Post by **SPOOFE** » 2003-05-26 05:14am

... You accidently call your friends car an Incom Mustang convertible...

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-05-26 06:04am

You keep mistaking the Freemasons for the Sith.

Boba Fett · Post by **Boba Fett** » 2003-05-26 07:14am

When you think that threads like this have any important meaning...

Drooling Iguana · Post by **Drooling Iguana** » 2003-05-26 08:24am

When you try to Force pull the TV remote instead of getting up.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-05-26 11:29am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Seriously, I personally think threads like these are pretty lame...

Not to mention your No. 1 sounds more like a whiny character attack

Thank you Spanky.

I groan heavily whenever I see one of these. It is really just spam.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-05-26 11:51am

you actually waste your time reading this thread?????

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-05-26 12:00pm

you fantisize about

Jabba the hut and what he was gonna do with leia

Trytostaydead · Post by **Trytostaydead** » 2003-05-26 12:18pm

darthdavid wrote:you fantisize about

Jabba the hut and what he was gonna do with leia

I've NEVER fantasized about that! I've fantasized about killing Jabba and taking over the leash though

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-05-26 12:44pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:4) You played the "Wing Commander" games just because Mike Hamill were in them.

You correct other members mistake when you see they`ve mispelled Mark Hamill`s name.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-05-26 02:38pm

You believe that Strom Thurmond is in fact Emperor Palpatine.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-05-26 02:45pm

darthdavid wrote:you fantisize about
Jabba the hut and what he was gonna do with leia

This requires a link to that pictures from the RotJ manga.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-05-26 03:03pm

ROLFMAO

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-05-26 03:03pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
darthdavid wrote:you fantisize about
Jabba the hut and what he was gonna do with leia
This requires a link to that pictures from the RotJ manga.

Plese don`t post a link to it,just the idea of this tub of lard doing something sexual makes me puke.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-05-26 05:30pm

Montcalm wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:
darthdavid wrote:you fantisize about
Jabba the hut and what he was gonna do with leia
This requires a link to that pictures from the RotJ manga.
Plese don`t post a link to it,just the idea of this tub of lard doing something sexual makes me puke.

It's not sexual. It's just funny looking.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-05-26 05:51pm

By his layout on screen, wouldn't he crush his errm well you know.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-05-26 06:49pm

...when somebody busts your balls about making threads like these.

...when you try to dimember somone's arm by repeatedly hitting thier arm with a cardboard tube.

...when you kiss your sister and feign ignorance later

...when someone calls you a 'scruffy looking nerf herder', you take offense to the scruffy looking remark.

...when you try to use a Jedi mind trick to get out of a speeding ticket.

...when you refer to MPs as Imperial Officers and city Police officers as CorSec.

...when you can relate a moment in any movie to Star Wars.

...when you can make a Star Wars reference more than once a day.

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2003-05-26 07:35pm

When you whip out your cock to urinate (or do other things...) you can't help but mutter underneath your breath, "Look at the size of that thing!" ala Wedge Antilles.

Wild Karrde · Post by **Wild Karrde** » 2003-05-26 08:20pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Montcalm wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote: This requires a link to that pictures from the RotJ manga.
Plese don`t post a link to it,just the idea of this tub of lard doing something sexual makes me puke.
It's not sexual. It's just funny looking.

Here we go....

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-05-26 08:58pm

Wild Karrde wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Montcalm wrote: Plese don`t post a link to it,just the idea of this tub of lard doing something sexual makes me puke.
It's not sexual. It's just funny looking.
Here we go....

[img]Snip[/img]

I saw people with this look on their face when they have an orgasm.

Wild Karrde · Post by **Wild Karrde** » 2003-05-26 09:08pm

Montcalm wrote:
Wild Karrde wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote: It's not sexual. It's just funny looking.
Here we go....

[img]Snip[/img]
I saw people with this look on their face when they have an orgasm.

Jabba or Leia?

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-05-26 11:54pm

When you look at the horizon and get a mental picture of an orbital bombardment..the green flashes of energy, and the resulting burning atmosphere, and burst of superheated rock and vapor....so beautiful.