Gozer's Form : You Decide

Mutant Headcrab · Post by **Mutant Headcrab** » 2003-05-26 10:23pm

Inspired by the Vigo v. Gozer thread. If you were told to choose Gozer's form, and you had no way to get out of choosing, what form would you give to the destructor?

I would make him a giant headcrab. Why? I don't know.

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2003-05-26 10:32pm

I would choose the form of me.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-05-26 10:40pm

If i want to be mean i`ll chose Janeway,but if i want to be nice i`ll chose playmate Karen McDougal

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-05-26 10:51pm

The beachball alien from Dark Star.

Second place would be Unicron.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-05-26 10:53pm

An inanimate carbon rod.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-05-26 11:06pm

*smacks forhead* Gah, why didn't I think of it earlier, it's so perfect.

Zeruel from Eva.

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2003-05-26 11:45pm

a Super-Fan-wanked version of King Ghidorah.

If we're gonna be destroyed--might as well be done by something extremely cool

failing that--an inanimate carbon rod. I'd just want to see HOW that would end the world.

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2003-05-26 11:50pm

I would pick Jesus. Not the biblical character, the guy in The Big Lebowski[/i].

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-05-27 12:02am

IG-88

Adelfi · Post by **Adelfi** » 2003-05-27 12:25am

powdered toast man

Thirdfain · Post by **Thirdfain** » 2003-05-27 12:27am

The Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man's weight in horny lesbians.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-05-27 12:33am

Twinkie the Kid. I would eat him to death.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-05-27 12:43am

Godzilla....which given the timing of Ghostbusters might have been okay since the last G movie I would have seen would have had the heroic Godzilla of the 70's.

If it were now we'd be screwed. It'd likely be the 100meter pissed off version from the Heisei series. Hopefully the first one to pop into my head would not be the version that is about to melt down and destroy the Earth.

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2003-05-27 01:31am

How's this for irony, Ray Stantz!

Sr.mal · Post by **Sr.mal** » 2003-05-27 03:05am

Why not a carp? It can only hurt you in the water, out of it, it is like a fisk out of water.

Think suffocate and flop.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-05-27 06:16am

An 11 year old girl, with her prt Cheshire Cat....

Damaramu · Post by **Damaramu** » 2003-05-27 07:43am

Akira

or for some maximum fun:

an ISD for BDZ fun

or zillions and zillions of dog sized roaches.

Enricko · Post by **Enricko** » 2003-05-27 09:43am

Cthulhu or Azatoth... hey, why not go mad before we're killed?!

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-05-27 09:48am

Enricko wrote:Cthulhu or Azatoth... hey, why not go mad before we're killed?!

If Gozer ever appeared in Quebec i think he`d come in the form of Bernard Landry or Pierre Falardeau.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-05-27 02:18pm

I'd choose the form of a gorgeous curvy blonde model with sapphire blue eyes and perfect teats whose only goal was to fuck me to death.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-05-27 03:17pm

Darth Fanboy wrote:I'd choose the form of a gorgeous curvy blonde model with sapphire blue eyes and perfect teats whose only goal was to fuck me to death.

The size she`ll be she would use you as a dildo.

NeoGoomba · Post by **NeoGoomba** » 2003-05-27 07:03pm

I choose Omnipotus, the devourer of planets, and his golf-cart driving Herald...THE TICK!

"Sorry Tick, but I'm going to eat Earth now"

"Oh MAN, thats the PITTS! Thats where I keep all my stuff!!"

BlkbrryTheGreat · Post by **BlkbrryTheGreat** » 2003-05-27 08:22pm

Keep in mind that your trying to think of something peaceful/scerene when your challenged to pick the form of Gozer. Your dillberatly trying NOT to pick the form of Gozer.

That being said; if I was on the roof top, instead of Ray, we would have ended up being destroyed by a giagantic Quick Draw McGraw/El Ca-bong, the cartoon horse (and Boba Louie!).

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-05-27 08:42pm

Montcalm wrote:
Darth Fanboy wrote:I'd choose the form of a gorgeous curvy blonde model with sapphire blue eyes and perfect teats whose only goal was to fuck me to death.
The size she`ll be she would use you as a dildo.

*Puts on scuba gear and body condom
BRING IT ON!!

Enricko · Post by **Enricko** » 2003-05-27 11:12pm

Darth Fanboy wrote:I'd choose the form of a gorgeous curvy blonde model with sapphire blue eyes and perfect teats whose only goal was to fuck me to death.

So, it's Jeri Ryan in her 7 of 9 outfit then?