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The baddest new "thread closed" picture on the blo

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Behold.
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Marathon. Nice. :)
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:Marathon.
Damned awesome game. Wish I could play again sometime soon...
Nice. :)
Correcrion: Damned Awesome. ;)

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What happens when you change avatars?
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Sea Skimmer wrote:What happens when you change avatars?
This is the first time I've changed avatars in the entire time I've been here. When I change again, it'll be a properly masked PNG version of this avatar, so that there are no black spots. Aside from that, my avatar, name and close picture are all linked. And I'm too lazy to change again, at least for a while. :)
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Good job, but I've gotta protest the avatar change. Your old avatar always reminded me of a tattoo like you'd see on some chick's lower back, and that always reminds me of something even better.
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Galvatron wrote:Good job, but I've gotta protest the avatar change. Your old avatar always reminded me of a tattoo like you'd see on some chick's lower back, and that always reminds me of something even better.
His old avatar was also a Marathon avatar.

I think you need to spend more time with your Macintosh. ;)
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Ah, I thought that you were issuing some kind of competition of who could make the best thread closed pic, Durandal, because if so, I had an entry here ;)

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Durandal, can I make a spam thread so you can close it with that?

That's my way of saying it was fucking cool.
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Xisiqomelir wrote:
Galvatron wrote:Good job, but I've gotta protest the avatar change. Your old avatar always reminded me of a tattoo like you'd see on some chick's lower back, and that always reminds me of something even better.
His old avatar was also a Marathon avatar.

I think you need to spend more time with your Macintosh. ;)
In fact, it was the wrong AI. That is Tycho's avatar; Durandal's is the one I currently have.
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Gandalf wrote:Durandal, can I make a spam thread so you can close it with that?

That's my way of saying it was fucking cool.
If you so desire. :)
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His Divine Shadow wrote:Ah, I thought that you were issuing some kind of competition of who could make the best thread closed pic, Durandal, because if so, I had an entry here ;)

<snippy the piccy>

LOL!! Too cute!!!! :lol:

And yes, Durandal, that is quite badass.
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Gotta agree with Zaia. The collie in the police hat is adorable.
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His Divine Shadow wrote:Ah, I thought that you were issuing some kind of competition of who could make the best thread closed pic, Durandal, because if so, I had an entry here ;)

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The_Lumberjack wrote:Hang on, I've seen that picture before, art theft, the horror! I know for a fact that that's a constable... :D Badum! Thank you, I'm here till someone bans me... :mrgreen:
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Constable - police rank, John Constable - famous landscape artist. Never mind. *sobs*
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The_Lumberjack wrote:
His Divine Shadow wrote:Ah, I thought that you were issuing some kind of competition of who could make the best thread closed pic, Durandal, because if so, I had an entry here ;)
Hang on, I've seen that picture before, art theft, the horror! I know for a fact that that's a constable... :D Badum! Thank you, I'm here till someone bans me... :mrgreen:
<Awkward silence>
<Cricket chirp>
<Host comes out on stage>

Okay, let's here it for The LUMBERJACK!!

<Nervous and sparse applause>

Next up, Carrot Top!
Zaia wrote:And yes, Durandal, that is quite badass.
Shut cho mouth!
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His Divine Shadow wrote:Ah, I thought that you were issuing some kind of competition of who could make the best thread closed pic, Durandal, because if so, I had an entry here ;)

http://www.hisdivineshadow.com/misc/images/busted.jpg
You know, that's not a bad idea. Maybe we should start a competition among the mods.
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Durandal wrote:
<Awkward silence>
<Cricket chirp>
<Host comes out on stage>

Okay, let's here it for The LUMBERJACK!!

<Nervous and sparse applause>
Someone, for the love of God, kill me.
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The_Lumberjack wrote:
Durandal wrote:
<Awkward silence>
<Cricket chirp>
<Host comes out on stage>

Okay, let's here it for The LUMBERJACK!!

<Nervous and sparse applause>
Someone, for the love of God, kill me.
<Sniper shot rings out, blasting The Lumberjack's head into oblivion>

Good shooting, Rob.
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Durandal wrote:
The_Lumberjack wrote:Someone, for the love of God, kill me.
<Sniper shot rings out, blasting The Lumberjack's head into oblivion>

Good shooting, Rob.

:(


Well, that was rather sad. I was going to tell you that you were reasonably safe, since hardly anyone here would answer a call with the phrase "for the love of God" in it. Obviously I was mistaken. :?

S'ok, Lumberjack, I can fix you. *waves hand and all the tiny pieces of skull, brain and other messies come flying back together to form Lumberjack's head again*

Hmm, that was the first time I ever did that one. Let me know if I screwed up at all. :P :wink:
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*feels head carefully*

Hang on. Where are my antlers?

*feels head some more*

Oh, wait, here they are. Yep, all fine, thanks Zaia. Although I don't think the brain survived too well. It seems to believe that I am the leader of a moose rebe- oh, no, wait, thats fine too. :)

Last time I try and entertain with cultural jokes. :mrgreen:
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Zaia wrote: :(

Well, that was rather sad.

I thought it was fucking funny. :)
I was going to tell you that you were reasonably safe, since hardly anyone here would answer a call with the phrase "for the love of God" in it. Obviously I was mistaken. :?
Talk to Rob Wilson. He's the resident sniper. :D
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I've revised it. Compare and contrast with the original. It is contained in the original post.
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802.11? Is that a reference to something in Marathon, or just a reference to WLAN?
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