Horoscopes + You = Luv 4ever?

[JodoForce]

For me:
True: 16
False: 14
don't really know: 4

so it's a complete wash-out for me

[jenat-lai]

Myself


Aquarius
January 21-February 18

1. Reformist - no
2. Quirky - maybe
3. Offbeat - mmm no
4. Quixotic - what??
5. Un-possessive -Absolutley NOT!!!!!
6. Non-materialistic - not really
7. Freedom-speaking - perhaps
8. Avant-garde - what?
9. Attracts abrupt change - no?!!
10. Mental - yes, im a mental case i admit
11. Opinionated - yes and no
12. Self-confident - NO!
13. Dutiful - yes
14. Altruistic - what?
15. Truthful - yes
16. Courteous - yes
17. Civilized - I'd like to think so
18. Tense - yes
19. Lonely - absolutley
20. Talented - yes... somewhat
21. Driven - not really
22. Proud - no
23. Group-conscious - what??!
24. Inquisitive -yes
25. Experimental -,aybe, dont really know
26. Unbiased - I try to be, but not always am
27. Fears intimacy - WTF?
28. Shy - yes very
29. Humble - Its been said of me
30. Compartmentalized -yes, quite
31. Informal - not really
32. Aloof - yes
33. Friendly - often told im not... sometimes told i am
34. Sexually broad-minded - a little.
35. Erotically inhibited - perhaps, yes


this girl

Scorpio
October 24-November 22

1. Complex - hell yeh
2. Practical - usually, yes
3. Mystical - yes indeed
4. Lusty, passionate - yep yep
5. Diurnal (a day person) - see next
6. Nocturnal (a night person) - see last... wtf?
7. Intense - hell yeh
8. Vindictive - hell yeh
9. Prone to extremes - hell yeh
10. Repressed - err, repressed by her parents, yep
11. Compulsive - alot. yes
12. Self-confident - hell yeh!
13. Capable - hell yeh!
14. Psychic - seems to be, but i dont believe in that crap
15. Stubborn - yes, very
16. Loyal - not to me she wasnt
17. Curious - yes, absolutley
18. Adventurous - I reccon so
19. Insensitive, Dictatorial - you better believe it!
20. Arrogant - sometimes, she usually makes an effort not to be, but often is anyway, depending on her mood and who it is
21. Secretive - yes deftinatley
22. Self-indulgent - yes, muchly, very, often.
23. Manipulative - yes very often
24. Torrid - dont know that word
25. Asexual - wtf? - ok, she was going to be celibant before marriage, but she isn't
26. Possessive - yes. she can be
27. Nonconforming - yes indeed
28. Iconoclastic - quite
29. Leader - in every way imaginable
30. Lonely - doubt it!!!!!!
31. Guilty - yes but she wouldnt feel it
32. Self-destructive - at the moment... yes very!
33. Unusual destiny - Id say... she wants to be an Opera Singer
34. Undergoes changes and turning points, emotional death & rebirth in life (a main theme) - interesting idea, she seems to have undergone a very huge major and quick one in the last 6 months. leaving a wreck of destruction and at least one bleeding heart behind in her wake
35. Power user - yes, iv seen it, but never been in the path of it.

[Vympel]

Virgo
August 24-September 23

1. Altruistic: I try to be
2. Selective: yes
3. Low self-esteem: yes
4. Hard worker: no
5. Demanding: no
6. Perfectionist: yes
7. Self-righteous: yes
8. Persuasive: yes
9. Incisive: yes
10. Encyclopedic: yes
11. Honest: no
12. Practical: no
13. Modest: yes
14. Undemonstrative: yes
15. Self-effacing: yes
16. Repressed: yes
17. Compulsive: yes
18. Tidy: no
19. Dedicated: no
20. Monogamous: yes
21. Variable sex drive: yes
22. Curious: yes
23. Mobile: no
24. Hyper-energetic: no
25. Nervous: yes
26. Health-conscious: yes
27. Organized: no
28. Healer: yes
29. Worrier: yes
30. Humane: yes
31. Responsible: no
32. Good teacher: no
33. Critical: yes
34. Efficient: no
35. Has character: erm ... I guess yes?

[Robert Treder]

Here's how accurate they all are for me:

Aries
March 21-April 20
1. Highly motivated - no
2. Pioneering leader - yes
3. Needs challenge - no
4. Strong personality - yes
5. Fortunate - yes
6. Positive, optimistic - yes
7. A winner [Err, wtf?!] - agreed, wtf
8. Rebellious - yes
9. Insensitive - yes
10. Risk Taker - no
11. Impatient - no
12. Impulsive - yes
13. Competitive - yes
14. Dominant - yes
15. Responsible - yes
16. Achieving - no
17. ?Masculine? or just different - wtf is with the "or just different"? I'll say 'no'
18. Androgynous - no
19. Extroverted - yes
20. Easily angered - yes
21. High self-esteem - yes
22. Good sense of humour - yes
23. Detached - no
24. Selfish - yes
25. Proud - no
26. High libido - yes
27. Dislikes details - no
28. Arrogant - yes
29. Blunt - yes
30. Easily bored - yes
31. Dynamic - no
32. Charismatic - yes
33. Catalyst - no
34. Huntress [or hunter] - wtf?
35. Idealist - no

Taurus
April 21-May 21

1. Romantic - yes
2. Artistic - yes
3. Self-conscious - no
4. Habit-bound - yes
5. Dogmatic - no
6. Organizational, managerial - yes
7. Gentle - yes
8. Self-indulgent, lazy - yes
9. Possessive - no
10. Luxury- and comfort-loving - yes
11. Appreciative - no
12. Sensuous - yes
13. Cautious - no
14. Stubborn - yes
15. Persistent, tenacious - yes
16. Jealous - no
17. Placid - no
18. Shy - no
19. Conservative - no
20. Money-maker - yes
21. Sentimental - yes
22. Greedy - yes
23. Affectionate - yes
24. Self-righteous - yes
25. Honest - no
26. Dependable - yes
27. Pragmatic - yes
28. Methodical - yes
29. Builder - yes
30. Kind - yes
31. Productive - no
32. Patient - yes
33. Tolerant - yes
34. Humble, self-deprecating - no
35. Nature-loving - no

Gemini
May 22-June 21

1. Mercurial - no
2. Quick - yes
3. Scattered - no
4. Capricious - no
5. High-strung, nervous - no
6. Entertaining - yes
7. Stimulating - yes
8. Talkative, communicative - yes
9. Clever - yes
10. Witty - yes
11. Charming - no
12. Inconsistent - yes
13. Unpredictable - no
14. Versatile - no
15. Outgoing, adventuresome - yes
16. Freedom-loving - yes
17. Inventive - yes
18. Broad-minded - yes
19. Cerebral - yes
20. Of two minds - no
21. Inquisitive - yes
22. Footloose - no
23. Impractical - no
24. Youthful - yes
25. Dramatic - yes
26. Multifaceted - yes
27. Game player - yes
28. Neurotic sex drive - no
29. Short attention span - no
30. Changeable - no
31. Noncommittal - yes
32. Opportunist - yes
33. Devoted - yes
34. Ambidextrous - no
35. Spendthrift - no

Cancer
June 22-July 22

1. Subjective - no
2. Intuitive - no
3. Introspective - yes
4. Moody - no
5. Emotional - no
6. Imaginative - yes
7. Dreamy - no
8. Patient - yes
9. Retentive - yes
10. Fearful - no
11. Overprotective - yes
12. Fretful - no
13. Security-conscious - no
14. Domestic - no
15. Materialistic - yes
16. Subtle - no
17. Manipulative - yes
18. Thin-skinned - no
19. Petty - no
20. Vengeful - no
21. High sex drive - yes
22. Sensitive - no
23. Nostalgic - yes
24. Crabby - yes
25. Sentimental - yes
26. Magnetic - wtf?
27. Tenacious - yes
28. Sensitive ego - no
29. Mediocre self-esteem - no
30. Possessive - no
31. Self-centered - no
32. Selfish - no
33. Great sense of humour - yes
34. Dramatic - yes
35. Cancer?s feminine mystique [Err?I don?t know either.] - wtf?

Leo
July 23-August 23

1. Amorous, fiery - no
2. Romantic - yes
3. Stylish, regal - no
4. Formal - yes
5. Warm - no
6. Social, gossipy - yes, no
7. Political - yes
8. Has high self-esteem, with a flaw - ? I'll put 'yes'
9. Creative, often gifted - yes
10. Self-promoting - yes
11. Demanding - no
12. Magnanimous - yes
13. Amateur therapist - no
14. Inspiring - no
15. Good executive - yes
16. Hates details, shirks routine - no
17. Big spender - yes
18. Authoritative - yes
19. Opinionated - yes
20. Brash - no
21. Proud - no
22. Complacent - no
23. Self-indulgent - yes
24. Lax - yes
25. Childlike, fun - yes
26. Gullible - no
27. Trusting - yes
28. Vain - no
29. Anxious - no
30. Strong - physically? no...otherwise? yes
31. Dramatic, showy actress [or actor] - yes
32. Self-conscious - no
33. Immature - no
34. Insensitive - yes
35. Needs a fan club, a following - yes

Virgo
August 24-September 23

1. Altruistic - no
2. Selective - wtf?
3. Low self-esteem - no
4. Hard worker - yes
5. Demanding - no
6. Perfectionist - yes
7. Self-righteous - yes
8. Persuasive - yes
9. Incisive - yes
10. Encyclopedic - yes
11. Honest - no
12. Practical - yes
13. Modest - no
14. Undemonstrative - yes
15. Self-effacing - no
16. Repressed - no
17. Compulsive - yes
18. Tidy - no
19. Dedicated - yes
20. Monogamous - yes
21. Variable sex drive - no
22. Curious - yes
23. Mobile - yes
24. Hyper-energetic - no
25. Nervous - no
26. Health-conscious - no
27. Organized - no
28. Healer - no
29. Worrier - no
30. Humane - yes
31. Responsible - yes
32. Good teacher - yes
33. Critical - yes
34. Efficient - yes
35. Has character - yes

Libra
September 24-October 23

1. Seductive - no
2. Sensual - yes
3. Attractive - yes
4. Self-indulgent - yes
5. Artistic - yes
6. Sophisticated - yes
7. Sociable - yes
8. Melancholic - no
9. Sensitive - no
10. Procrastinating - yes
11. Indecisive - yes
12. Ambivalent - yes
13. Compliant - no
14. Adaptive - yes
15. Self-protective - yes
16. Subtle - no
17. Paradoxical - yes
18. Strong - once again, ca depend
19. Aggressive - yes
20. Cooperative - yes
21. Argumentative - yes
22. Manipulative - yes
23. Rational - yes
24. Detached - no
25. Controlled - no
26. Cool - yes
27. Team worker - yes
28. Multiple relationships - no
29. Narcissistic - no
30. Ugly duckling - no
31. Diplomatic - yes
32. Dedicated to causes - no
33. Popular - yes
34. Polite - no
35. Self-doubting - no

Scorpio
October 24-November 22

1. Complex - yes
2. Practical - yes
3. Mystical - hell no
4. Lusty, passionate - yes
5. Diurnal (a day person) - no
6. Nocturnal (a night person) - yes...wait...how can these two be for the same sign?
7. Intense - yes
8. Vindictive - no
9. Prone to extremes - no
10. Repressed - no
11. Compulsive - yes
12. Self-confident - yes
13. Capable - yes
14. Psychic - no
15. Stubborn - yes
16. Loyal - yes
17. Curious - yes
18. Adventurous - yes
19. Insensitive, Dictatorial - yes
20. Arrogant - yes
21. Secretive - no
22. Self-indulgent - yes
23. Manipulative - yes
24. Torrid - no
25. Asexual - no
26. Possessive - no
27. Nonconforming - yes
28. Iconoclastic - yes
29. Leader - yes
30. Lonely - no
31. Guilty - no
32. Self-destructive - no
33. Unusual destiny - wtf? no
34. Undergoes changes and turning points, emotional death & rebirth in life (a

main theme) - wtf? no
35. Power user - wtf?

Sagittarius
November 23-December 21

1. Expansive - yes
2. Always in motion - no
3. High-spirited - yes
4. Jovial - yes
5. Blunt - yes
6. Trustworthy - yes
7. Gullible - no
8. Eager - yes
9. Joyous - yes
10. Optimistic - yes
11. Lucky - yes
12. Extravagant - no
13. Giving - no
14. Enchanting - no
15. Charming - no
16. Flashy - no
17. Exhibitionistic - no
18. Adaptable - yes
19. Versatile - yes
20. Scholarly - yes
21. Pompous - no
22. Slapdash - wtf?
23. Impulsive - yes
24. Intuitive - no
25. Good judgment - yes
26. Musical - no
27. Cultural patron - no
28. Independent - yes
29. Progressive - yes
30. Explorer - yes
31. Far-out - no
32. Inspirational - no
33. Patriotic - no
34. Philosophic - yes
35. Spiritual - hell no

Capricorn
December 22-January 20

1. Purposeful - no
2. Appetite for life - yes
3. Ambitious - no
4. Determined - yes
5. Skilled in crisis management - yes
6. Loyal - yes
7. Sense of responsibility - yes
8. Dedication - yes
9. Contradictory - yes
10. Passionate - yes
11. Critical - yes
12. Highly sexed - does this mean I get a lot of sex or I am highly male?
13. Vulnerable - no
14. Materialistic - yes
15. Moralistic - no
16. Attracted to structure - yes
17. Rigid - no
18. Conformist - no
19. Traditional, glamorizes the past - no
20. Insecure yet? - no
21. Confident - yes
22. Regal - yes
23. Selective yet? - selective?
24. Scattered - no
25. Self-sufficient yet? - wtf is it with this 'yet' bullshit? yes
26. Seeks protection - no
27. Cautious, dislikes risks - yes
28. Practical - yes
29. Realistic - yes
30. Organizational ability - yes
31. Long memory - yes
32. Humourous, sarcastic - yes
33. Moody, depressive - no
34. Long-lived - to be determined
35. Successful (is long-term winner) - yes

Aquarius
January 21-February 18

1. Reformist - yes
2. Quirky - yes
3. Offbeat - yes
4. Quixotic - yes
5. Un-possessive - yes
6. Non-materialistic - no
7. Freedom-speaking - wtf?
8. Avant-garde - no
9. Attracts abrupt change - no
10. Mental - yes
11. Opinionated - yes
12. Self-confident - yes
13. Dutiful - yes
14. Altruistic - no
15. Truthful - no
16. Courteous - no
17. Civilized - yes
18. Tense - no
19. Lonely - no
20. Talented - yes
21. Driven - no
22. Proud - no
23. Group-conscious - yes
24. Inquisitive - yes
25. Experimental - yes
26. Unbiased - no
27. Fears intimacy - no
28. Shy - no
29. Humble - no
30. Compartmentalized - wtf?
31. Informal - yes
32. Aloof - no
33. Friendly - yes
34. Sexually broad-minded - yes
35. Erotically inhibited - no

Pisces
February 19-March 20

1. Mysterious - no
2. Beautiful - no
3. Romantic - yes
4. Subtle - no
5. Elusive - no
6. Passive - no
7. Mutable - no
8. Adaptive - yes
9. In love with love - yes
10. Devoted - yes
11. Gullible - no
12. Compartmentalized - wtf?
13. Easily hurt - no
14. Sentimental - yes
15. Indirect - no
16. Dependent - no
17. Intuitive - no
18. Psychic - no
19. High spiritual strength - no
20. Dominated by subconscious - no
21. Receptive - no
22. Depressive - no
23. Isolationist - no
24. Introverted - no
25. Unfocused - no
26. Escapist - yes
27. Artistic - yes
28. Brooding, low energy - no
29. Guilt-prone - no
30. Self-sacrificing - no
31. Low self-esteem, self-denigration - no
32. Procrastination - yes
33. Compassionate, humanistic - yes
34. Nurturing - no
35. Messianic - no

Whew! - indeed

Here are the total percentages:

Aries - 61%
Taurus - 63%
Gemini - 57%
Cancer - 42%
Leo - 56%
Virgo - 56%
Libra - 63%
Scorpio - 56%
Sagittarius - 53%
Capricorn - 64%
Aquarius - 52%
Pisces - 27%

As you can see, there's no one sign which fits me better than any other. Additionally, my real sign, Cancer, is second lowest on the list.

Astrology is arbitrary, unsubstantiated, unverifiable, bullshit.

[Batman]

I wonder why I even bother...

[Robert Treder]

I wonder why I even bother...

Don't worry, Bruce, I read your warning. Note however that my posts are completely within the spirit of the thread. I looked over Zaia's lists, and responded regarding how well they matched me, as per her request.

[Batman]

I wonder why I even bother...

Don't worry, Bruce, I read your warning. Note however that my posts are completely within the spirit of the thread. I looked over Zaia's lists, and responded regarding how well they matched me, as per her request.

Well it may be within the letter of the thread but since your doing it to denigrate astrology one might argue it violates the spirit.Oh well...

And I'm beginning to regret the comics deal. Royalties shmoyalties what good is a secret identity everybody knows about?

But lets not derail this thread any further.

[Faram]

Libra
September 24-October 23

1. Seductive -Yes
2. Sensual -Yes
3. Attractive -No
4. Self-indulgent -Yes
5. Artistic -Yes
6. Sophisticated -Yes
7. Sociable -Yes
8. Melancholic -Yes
9. Sensitive -No
10. Procrastinating -Yes Had to look this word up...
11. Indecisive -Yes
12. Ambivalent -No
13. Compliant -Yes
14. Adaptive -Yes
15. Self-protective -yes
16. Subtle -yes
17. Paradoxical -yes
18. Strong -No
19. Aggressive -No
20. Cooperative -No
21. Argumentative -No
22. Manipulative -Yes
23. Rational -Yes
24. Detached -Yes
25. Controlled -No
26. Cool -Yes
27. Team worker -No
28. Multiple relationships -No
29. Narcissistic -No
30. Ugly duckling -No
31. Diplomatic -yes
32. Dedicated to causes -No
33. Popular -No
34. Polite -yes
35. Self-doubting -Yes

[Kelly Antilles]

Okay, MR. Treader, how TRUTHFUL were you with your responses? And when is your birthday? My guess is your a cusp, on the edge of your sun sign. The sun sign is not the only indicator of your spirit. You also have a rising sign, which is the phase the moon was in when you were born.

I said it earlier and I'll say it again, if you don't believe, then just leave it alone.

[haas mark]

First: You are not entirely your sun sign. There is also a moon/rising sign (which is where the moon was when you were born) that also dictates how you are. If your birthday is either the first or last few days of a sign, you have tendencies from both the previous or next sign after yours.

Furthermore, there's the cusp individuals, as well as those close to the cusp. I'm two days off the cancer/leo cusp, and I have A LOT of leo traits.

As for the moon and rising signs, they're more determined by your birth date and place and time. I'm a Cancer sun, Cancer moon, and Pisces rising. Does wonders for the emotions, you know?

~ver

[Darth Gojira]

What are you guys in the Chinese Zodiac? I'm a dragon meself.

[haas mark]

What are you guys in the Chinese Zodiac? I'm a dragon meself.

<-- rat

~ver

[Zaia]

What are you guys in the Chinese Zodiac? I'm a dragon meself.

Horse for me.

[Kelly Antilles]

I'm a ram.

[Larz]

I fail to see how a Libra can be attractive and an ugly duckling... it confuses me. As for the list, it is very broad and can apply to anyone, though a lot of them fit me (except for the team and socialble stuff) I think they would fit most anyone.

In the chinese zodiac I believe I'm a pig... wooptido...

[Zaia]

I fail to see how a Libra can be attractive and an ugly duckling... it confuses me.

*sighs*

30. Ugly duckling - How can i be "attractive" and "seductive" as well as an ugly duckling

Don't you know the story? The ugly duckling is only ugly because it's not a duckling at all. It grows up to be a gorgeous swan. Makes perfect sense.

Your right, it does make sense. Doh!

[Ghost Rider]

Under the chinese Zodiac...I be the Big Kitty(Tiger))

[2000AD]

In Chinese Zodiac i'm a rat (1984), and the only thing i remeber about that is that they know what they are doing with their money, which i think fits me well.

[Zaia]

The only thing I remember about being a Horse is that I'm supposed to be attractive and popular. *shrugs*

[Batman]

The only thing I remember about being a Horse is that I'm supposed to be attractive and popular. *shrugs*

Seems to be right on, then.

Since I can't seem to find any reliable information on my birthday, I'm as of right now officially a Pisces, Pig in the chinese zodiac, with 9 fits, 4 dunno, and the rest no (WRT the pisces thing).
I have no clue what being a Pig means except that it is not quite as bad as westerners would associate with that animal.

[Ghost Rider]

Pig/Boar is usually equated to being stubborn but loyal.

[Ghost Rider]

The only thing I remember about being a Horse is that I'm supposed to be attractive and popular. *shrugs*

Yay..I have compatablity with ya

No serious...I am compatable with Horse, Dog and Dragon(which I find odd...since Dragons and Tigers in some Chinese mythos are considered rivals more then compatable)

Here's a quick run down of you Zaia

Horse


People born in the Year of the Horse are popular. They are cheerful, skillful with money, and perceptive, although they sometimes talk too much. The are wise, talented, good with their hands, and sometimes have a weakness for members of the opposite sex. They are impatient and hot-blooded about everything except their daily work. They like entertainment and large crowds. They are very independent and rarely listen to advice. They are most compatible with Tigers, Dogs, and Sheep.

And for Kelly

Ram

People born in the Year of Ram are elegant and highly accomplished in the arts. They seem to be, at first glance, better off than those born in the zodiac's other years. But ram year people are often shy, pessimistic, and puzzled about life. They are usually deeply religious, yet timid by nature. Sometimes clumsy in speech, they are always passionate about what they do and what they believe in. Ram people never have to worry about having the best in life for their abilities make money for them, and they are able to enjoy the creature comforts that they like. Ram people are wise, gentle, and compassionate. They are compatible with Rabbits, Pigs, and Horses.

[2000AD]

And where's the Rat?

[Ghost Rider]

And where's the Rat?

People born in the Year of the Rat are noted for their charm and attraction for the opposite sex. They work hard to achieve their goals, acquire possessions, and are likely to be perfectionists. They are basically thrifty with money. Rat people are easily angered and love to gossip. Their ambitions are big, and they are usually very successful. They are most compatible with people born in the years of the Dragon, Monkey, and Ox.

[2000AD]

So i was wrong about the money thing.

Generally though i'd say it's right, apart from the perfectionist bit.