1957

Drach · Post by **Drach** » 2003-05-26 05:39am

It's the summer of 1957, and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.

Bobby's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck tail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's father answers and invites him in.

"Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he says.

"That's cool," says Bobby.

Peggy Sue's father asks Bobby what they are planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in-movie.

Peggy Sue's father responds, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it."

Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby, and he says
"Whaaaat?"

"Yeah," says Peggy Sue's father, "we know that Peggy Sue really likes to screw; why, she'd screw all night if we let her!"

Bobby's eyes light up and smiles from ear to ear. Immediately he has revised the plans for the evening.

A few minutes later Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes and announces that she's ready to go.

Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door while Dad is saying, "Have a good evening kids," with a small wink for Bobby.

About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her father:

"DAMMIT DADDY! THE TWIST!!! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST !!!!!!!!"

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-05-26 05:48am

ROTFLMAO!!!

Wonder who else you will fool...

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-05-26 06:58am

Very good!

Boba Fett · Post by **Boba Fett** » 2003-05-26 07:31am

Hehehe...

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-05-26 08:31am

Good one

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-05-27 02:37am

Heh heh heh.

NapoleonGH · Post by **NapoleonGH** » 2003-05-27 09:02pm

superb

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-05-27 09:11pm

LOL! That is great. I'm definately gonna have to send that to all my friends.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-05-27 09:38pm

Hehe, sending that to people...

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-05-27 09:48pm

That's the 300th time i've heard that joke..........

And it's still funny as hell

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-05-27 10:21pm

i was thinking it was the fathers way of making the boy look lude so the girl would ditch him immediately. but then i remembered that during the 50s girls were repressed horny teens.