Quiz: What type of girlfriend are you?

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Well, that's good to know... that describes me rather well apart from one important detail, it also describes a lot of the women I know at home, so I suppose I'm a product of my environment.

And I'm pretty sure I know why I havent found my perfect guy yet. ;)
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I got Perfect Girlfriend. I get rejected way too much for this to be accurate. Obviously this test is flawed.
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neoolong wrote:I got Perfect Girlfriend. I get rejected way too much for this to be accurate. Obviously this test is flawed.
Maybe they didn't see it?
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Or there's a worldwide conspiracy to make me miserable. I think we know which one's more likely.
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neoolong wrote:Or there's a worldwide conspiracy to make me miserable. I think we know which one's more likely.
Damn, he's onto us.
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*dons sunglasses*
*whips out neuralizer*

If you would look this way, please, neoolong?

EDITed to fix typo
Bad typo!!!
*beats up typo*
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Hmm, I'm a Perfect Girlfriend. Which is somewhat disturbing, since i'm male...
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Batman wrote:*dons sunglasses*
*whips out neuralizer*

If you would look this way, please, neoolong?

EDITed to fix typo
Bad typo!!!
*beats up typo*
GAH!!!
Doesn't that typo have a right to exist?
Typo-Nazi!
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Gandalf wrote:
Batman wrote:*dons sunglasses*
*whips out neuralizer*

If you would look this way, please, neoolong?

EDITed to fix typo
Bad typo!!!
*beats up typo*
GAH!!!
Doesn't that typo have a right to exist?
Typo-Nazi!
*looks over shoulder*
Wha... Can't a man beat up a typo in private?
*dons sunglasses*
*whips out neuralizer*
If you would look this way, please, Gandalf?
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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Batman wrote:
Gandalf wrote:
Batman wrote:*dons sunglasses*
*whips out neuralizer*

If you would look this way, please, neoolong?

EDITed to fix typo
Bad typo!!!
*beats up typo*
GAH!!!
Doesn't that typo have a right to exist?
Typo-Nazi!
*looks over shoulder*
Wha... Can't a man beat up a typo in private?
*dons sunglasses*
*whips out neuralizer*
If you would look this way, please, Gandalf?
You think your puny flash stick works on me?

*Bonks Batman on the head with his staff*
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That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
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Crayz9000 wrote:This topic should have been in the SoS :D
It was, but then Zaia deleted and reposted it.
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I got perfect boyfriend on the other quiz.

Which verifies my suspicions that there is a worldwide conspiracy that endeavors to keep me single.
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neoolong wrote:I got perfect boyfriend on the other quiz.

Which verifies my suspicions that there is a worldwide conspiracy that endeavors to keep me single.
Heh-heh....my mind control beam is working perfe....oh yeah Worldwide conspiracy :)
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Perfect boyfriend. Hurrah for artificial ego boosts!
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Im a bad girlfriend. I flirt too much. heh.
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Enforcer Talen wrote:Im a bad girlfriend. I flirt too much. heh.
Bad girlfriend. I think you need to be spanked.
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I got perfect...makes me kinda wonder why I've been single for two years and running. Though with any luck that might be changed soon. Of course, when you consider my luck...
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neoolong wrote:
Enforcer Talen wrote:Im a bad girlfriend. I flirt too much. heh.
Bad girlfriend. I think you need to be spanked.
you going to, or should I go look for someone else?
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Enforcer Talen wrote:
neoolong wrote:
Enforcer Talen wrote:Im a bad girlfriend. I flirt too much. heh.
Bad girlfriend. I think you need to be spanked.
you going to, or should I go look for someone else?
If you were a woman, I would. But I think you need to find someone else.
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-scans the board for femmes- hm. seems to be a shortage.
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Enforcer Talen wrote:-scans the board for femmes- hm. seems to be a shortage.
Ein could help you out with that. :D
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:shock: :?
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neoolong wrote:
Enforcer Talen wrote:-scans the board for femmes- hm. seems to be a shortage.
Ein could help you out with that. :D
LOL

w00t w00t!! Let 'im have it, Einy-babe!! :D :D :D
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Enforcer Talen wrote::shock: :?
*Get's his popcorn and comfy seat ready for the show.*

This outta be good.
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