Sci-fi good guys free for all

[2000AD]

Ok. Here's a list of good guy's from various Sci-fi universes. Who do you think would win a free for all? (and if you can be bothered why they would win)

Also, but don't vote on this, who do you think would be the loser?

[Mr Bean]

Saddly the 40k one would win this one hands down unless the Jedi could yank the gun out of his hands first

This gave me an idea and a long standing point I try to make
NOBODY but NOBODY beats Connan in a fight
Sure he's A Barbarian running around with a sword but NO one has THE POWER OF DUMB LUCK!

Seriously the guy faces down evil in all its forms and Somehow he manged to win out not just impossible odds but IMPROBABLE odds thanks to his power of Dumb Luck
Typical Connan Fight
Evil Wizard(Call him Jedi with Lightsaber )
50 Goons
Hords of Traps

Well Goons all die to normal Hero fighting but HERE is where (I'm proude to say I came up with the name) HERE is where the Connan Factor comes into play

Start of Fight VS Jedi with Lightsaber
Connan gives battle cry which has an odd echoing effect gives the Jedi a headache meaning he can't use his force powers on him
Angrey Jedi With Headache attacks just to find his lightsaber shorts out because he forgot to change the batters every 50 Climatic battles and is weaponless, But he still knows Kungfo and its just a big dumb Barbarian he's at a disadvantge but he has a chance

Except Connan trips on the rug on the way accidently fliping over the table in what looks like a complecated Martial Arts move, But those require intent, this is just accident
So Connan trips over the rug flys over the table and spears the Suprized Jedi in the chest before he can React
Connan wins!
But we are not done yet! The Connan Factor is still in operation
After retreaving his sword and double checking the Jedi is dead(He may be a Barbarian but thats somthing ALL Barbarians know first rule of survival besides don't get hit is, Double check the dead are REALY dead)
So he's got his sword just the the Floor breaks dropping Connan ten storys to landing him on a soft pillowy bed surrounded by beatufl women
Why? We still don't have any idea we can only conculed that the Connan Factor is still at Work

What is the Connan Factor?
To put it bluntly anything good that could happen to Connan does, Not just in simple Hero terms that he wins but rather it applys to everything.
Raining? Why look a cave to take shelter in and some Extremely rich but very easy to kill Monsters with which to spend the time looting and Killing(What Barbarians like best of course!)
Evil Villian? Don't worry you'll get him easy enough no thanks to you BTW
Someone kill a close friend? Don't worry they will me at unlikley end soon OR die by your hand within the next week or So

This gentelman is the Connan Factor

[Kosh_The_Vorlon]

Bah, no Master Chief?

[Darth Cuba]

I'll tell you who would suffer a MAJOR FACE ROCKING, is what I'll tell. That Klingon. I mean, he's got a ranged weapon and a melee weapon and he's against guys who mostly also have ranged weapons. So, of course, he's gonna chuck that phaser rifle and go for the bat'leth sometime during the first ten seconds of combat. I mean, COME ON, where's the HONOR in shooting a guy from 20 paces when you can charge him with something shiny and pointy and have him shoot you in the chest so that you can fly backwards and flail about comically as sparks fly from your chest (hey, I've seen that before, that is the Typical Star Trek "I have been shot" death, so I'll not have any naysayers saying that I'm only making that up to belittle the HONORABLE KLINGON). I mean, given the option of sparky death with some flailing (comically) or just shooting a guy and then going to buy a hamburger, wouldn't YOU opt for sparky death? It is the HONORABLE thing to do, after all.
Actually, it's the FACE ROCKING thing to do in that it gets yourself ROCKED in the FACE.

[Cpt_Frank]

StarCraft marines being good guys ?
I always thought of the Protoss as the real good guys.

[A Big Flying Fish]

The space marines got it easy. the only thing that can come close is the jedi, but the space marines armour and abilities just make him too good.
Though a MI or a Spartan could kick almost all their arses while sleeping

[Eleas]

"Ok. Here's a list of good guy's from various Sci-fi universes. Who do you think would win a free for all? (and if you can be bothered why they would win)"

Due to the obscene power of space marines, a "normal" Jedi Knight like Obi-Wan would be hard pressed to defeat it. And I'd think even Darth Maul would have problems with a Chaplain or equivalent.

"Also, but don't vote on this, who do you think would be the loser?"

The redshirt. They somehow manage to suck copiously every engagement. A quartet of Space Marines stranded on a ST world could probably kill everything in sight until they ran out of ammo.

[IDMR]

Then they start using their hands...