the truth behind Enterprise

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-05-29 01:59am

I have reasoned order from chaos and decpihed the truth of Enterprise.

Enterprise is a 24th century holonovel about space exploration before the formation of the Federation however the writers information and viewpoints have tainted it.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-05-29 03:24am

In other words, it SUCKS!?

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-05-29 06:37am

Typhonis 1 wrote:I have reasoned order from chaos and decpihed the truth of Enterprise.

Enterprise is a 24th century holonovel about space exploration before the formation of the Federation however the writers information and viewpoints have tainted it.

Now that explains everything...

paladin · Post by **paladin** » 2003-05-29 07:41am

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Typhonis 1 wrote:I have reasoned order from chaos and decpihed the truth of Enterprise.

Enterprise is a 24th century holonovel about space exploration before the formation of the Federation however the writers information and viewpoints have tainted it.
Now that explains everything...

I hope Typhonis1 is right.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-05-29 10:26am

So it's like that Voyager episode then.

Posbi · Post by **Posbi** » 2003-05-29 11:27am

You mean the seven seasons of Voyager, right?

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-05-29 11:32am

So Enterprise is some kind of docu-drama,now i understand why its so screwed-up.

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-05-29 11:49am

Yes a docudrama with the producers biases in it. After all they have few records from the 22nd century,according to TNG, and he took some creative liscence.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-05-29 01:59pm

Posbi wrote:You mean the seven seasons of Voyager, right?

No. I mean the episode of Voyager where the Doc makes a holonovel of the events of Voyager which is heavily exaggerated and biased to make it unlike what actually happened.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-05-29 02:20pm

Was that the one where the Maquis try and take over the ship? I thought Tuvok made that.

Ronaldo · Post by **Ronaldo** » 2003-05-29 02:38pm

That's an interesting theory. The Holo-Novel idea would explain why there are so many continuity errors, intentional or unintentional.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-05-29 02:47pm

Darth Pounder wrote:Was that the one where the Maquis try and take over the ship? I thought Tuvok made that.

No. That was a training sim Tuvok made.

The one I'm talking about is in the later seasons when they had established contact with the Federation and the Doc had a contract to write a novel about the exploits of Voyager in the Delta Quadrant.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-05-29 02:51pm

I just realized that this makes me seem like I watched Voyager a lot. I didn't. I just have a good memory for this sort of thing. No, really.

Admiral Johnason · Post by **Admiral Johnason** » 2003-05-29 03:24pm

Possible, that could explain why the Vulcans act all illogical and stuff.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-05-30 09:54pm

The author was romulan and wanted to make vulcans look like idiots...

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2003-05-31 12:59am

darthdavid wrote:The author was romulan and wanted to make vulcans look like idiots...

David · Post by **David** » 2003-05-31 01:12am

darthdavid wrote:The author was romulan and wanted to make vulcans look like idiots...

or a buch of sex addicts.....

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-05-31 01:21am

David wrote:
darthdavid wrote:The author was romulan and wanted to make vulcans look like idiots...

or a buch of sex addicts.....

Bad sex addicts. Or else it would just have been porn.

Kurgan · Post by **Kurgan** » 2003-05-31 02:25am

Two guys named B&B, after a night of heavy drinking and the use of recreational drugs decided they needed some easy cash for junk food and beer.....

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-05-31 05:25pm

Typhonis 1 wrote:I have reasoned order from chaos and decpihed the truth of Enterprise.

Enterprise is a 24th century holonovel about space exploration before the formation of the Federation however the writers information and viewpoints have tainted it.

A wildly inaccurate work of historical fiction. Interesting take on it. Perhaps Nog is the author.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-05-31 05:44pm

Kurgan wrote:Two guys named B&B, after a night of heavy drinking and the use of recreational drugs decided they needed some easy cash for junk food and beer.....

So they created Enterprise. And lo and behold, it does get them ratings. When someone sees the beginning of an episode, they drop dead.

Across the world, millions of TVs are playing, because their dead owners can't switch them off.

Tribun · Post by **Tribun** » 2003-05-31 05:52pm

You seem to have a REALLY low opinon of B&B.....

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-05-31 05:56pm

Tribun wrote:You seem to have a REALLY low opinon of B&B.....

TOS: Good
TNG: Good
DS9: A Little Bit Worse
Voyager: Bad (B&B took over)
Enterprise: Ackkkk!! My Brain!!

Tribun · Post by **Tribun** » 2003-06-01 08:37am

You mean:
The Excellent,
the Good,
the Adequate,
the Bad
and the Ugly.

Xon · Post by **Xon** » 2003-06-01 09:40am

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:
Typhonis 1 wrote:I have reasoned order from chaos and decpihed the truth of Enterprise.

Enterprise is a 24th century holonovel about space exploration before the formation of the Federation however the writers information and viewpoints have tainted it.
A wildly inaccurate work of historical fiction. Interesting take on it. Perhaps Nog is the author.

Most historical fiction is wildly inaccurate. Normal history is boring, since the federation is filled with artistic types and marketing people, thing of all the changes you could do to make it interesting (ie make random changes for the hell of it)

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