The Hulk loose in Middle Earth

RedOcean · Post by **RedOcean** » 2003-05-29 01:31pm

Doctor Bruce Banner has been transported to the middle of the shire. There are two unfortunate side effects: 1) He is trapped in his Hulk form and 2) he is really really angry!

Does Middle Earth have a chance??

Omega-13 · Post by **Omega-13** » 2003-05-29 02:09pm

Unless they can somehow take control of his mind, he basically cleans house. They have all these great walls, with huge massive metal gates, all the Hulk has to do is jump over them, smash right into the heart of the castle, and start tearing it apart

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-05-29 02:14pm

What era?

Valar> Larger Dragon > Balrog > Small Dragon? > Ent > Hulk/Olog Hai.

Crazedwraith · Post by **Crazedwraith** » 2003-05-29 03:16pm

RedOcean wrote:Doctor Bruce Banner has been transported to the middle of the shire. There are two unfortunate side effects: 1) He is trapped in his Hulk form and 2) he is really really angry!

Does Middle Earth have a chance??

nope.
well unless Gandalf or someone magics him back to Bruce.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-05-29 03:24pm

Seems to me, unless some magic thing happens, the only chance anybody has is if he falls asleep.

Admiral Johnason · Post by **Admiral Johnason** » 2003-05-29 03:28pm

Souron's firey eye will get some green Clear Eyes put in it to remove all that evil lifeforce.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-05-29 04:00pm

One of the more powerful magic users might defeat or corrupt him. Nothing else though.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-05-29 05:44pm

Only an Istari(sp?) can stand a chance here. I'm sure he could even give Smaug or Gothmog a run for their money!

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2003-05-29 06:00pm

Hulk makes his way towards Gandalf, who's standing defiantly in his way. Gandalf lifts his arms into the air.

Gandalf: You shall not pas...

Hulk steps on him, with a splat and keeps going.

Yogi · Post by **Yogi** » 2003-05-29 08:17pm

Perhaps if they try to lure Hulk into the pit the Balrog fell in and leave him to wander the depths of Moria until he starves to death.

Assuming, Hulk doesn't jump straight through several miles of air and solid stone to the surface (he's HULK after all . . . )

Enricko · Post by **Enricko** » 2003-05-29 08:28pm

Wait a minute, Hulk is in the middle of the Shire here! The Hulk will crush some houses and maybe an odd number of hobbits, someone would prevent the Sheriffs, the Sheriffs will gather as many archers as possible to give Hulk a free acupuncture session, Hulk steps on some more hobbits until he find the Ale reserve.

Hulk drink for at least ten years of beer production and fall asleep...

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2003-05-29 11:20pm

Hulk can sustain hits from small arms fire can't he (don't know, just assuming from what I think we will see in the movie)? If so, I don't imagine that he will be to suseptable to any weapons they could forge...

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2003-05-29 11:24pm

Crown wrote:Hulk can sustain hits from small arms fire can't he (don't know, just assuming from what I think we will see in the movie)? If so, I don't imagine that he will be to suseptable to any weapons they could forge...

He can sustain hits from large cannon, IIRC.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-05-29 11:24pm

Crown wrote:Hulk can sustain hits from small arms fire can't he (don't know, just assuming from what I think we will see in the movie)? If so, I don't imagine that he will be to suseptable to any weapons they could forge...

Doesn't he also take hits from the helicopters in the trailer?

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2003-05-29 11:24pm

In that case, bye-bye middle earth.

CaptainChewbacca · Post by **CaptainChewbacca** » 2003-05-29 11:28pm

Nah, a dragon or a troll would get him eventually. Most of the shire would be gone by then, though.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2003-05-29 11:35pm

How? If this dude can withstand cannon fire (and I assume a rocket attack, notice the word assume), and can play 'hammer throught' with tanks or helicopters, I really think he is above and beyond anything that middle earth has ever faced (in terms of strength or survivability).

Alyeska · Post by **Alyeska** » 2003-05-29 11:42pm

Shit, if you make Hulk mad enough he can slap around Superman.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-05-29 11:46pm

Ultimately which Hulk.

But for the sake let's go Savage Hulk which is nothing more then a raging behemoth who when pissed is not to be screwed with.

While easily fooled, it would take a truly upper level being to stop him honestly.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-05-29 11:51pm

Don`t tell me no one ever noticed why Hulk is so angry,clue one when he transform he ripped his shirt,clue two he does not rip his pant,conclusion if you had your balls squished would`nt you be angry too?

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-05-30 12:47am

Hulk is also rather resistant to magic, IIRC.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-05-30 01:37am

No real difference then anyone else.

He has no special vulnerablity like say SUpes, but he's not especially invulnerable.

It would just require something massive to actually kill/hurt him and honestly hurting him would be just stupid given if this is Savage Hulk...that just makes him nastier.

Darth_Shinji · Post by **Darth_Shinji** » 2003-05-30 08:04am

Isn't Savage Hulk the "Puny nuclear weapons can't hurt Hulk." Hulk? If it is what does that sentance tell you about Middle Earths chances?

Smiling Bandit · Post by **Smiling Bandit** » 2003-05-30 11:50am

How? If this dude can withstand cannon fire (and I assume a rocket attack, notice the word assume), and can play 'hammer throught' with tanks or helicopters, I really think he is above and beyond anything that middle earth has ever faced (in terms of strength or survivability).

A great dragon is probably a good match. Those things were killable by great heroes and such, but by and large were nigh-invulnerable. While they aren't in the "I can ignore all issues of leverage and weight and chuck tanks away" like Hulk, they've got more than enough muscle to fight him with, and the Hulk will find their Dragonfire annoying at the least. I wouldn't even put a Balrog up against the Hulk.

But in all honesty, there isn't much in Marvel comics to match the Hulk, and Middle earth is no longer strong enough to easily deal with him. At their hieght, the Elves, Dwarves, and the Great Kingdoms of men could have fielded champions who may well have struck him down - Feanor and his sons went around slaying Balrogs for ages, and feanor himelf did not fall until surrounded by several at once - but they can do this no longer.

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-05-30 12:10pm

I suspect a squad of Olog-hai would give the Hulk some trouble.

Also, Ents and whatever Balrogs are left.

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