Welcome and peace be with you beloved children of the north wind. Welcome sons and daughters of earth, followers of shamans, seekers of moon and sun. Welcome gentle children of the north wind.
Welcome and peace be with you beloved children of the east wind. Welcome sons and daughters of the Tao, followers of Confucius and Buddha, casters of the I-Ching. Welcome gentle children of the east wind.
Welcome and peace be with you beloved children of the south wind. Welcome sons and daughters of the pyramids, followers of old ways made new, catchers of dreams. Welcome gentle children of the south wind.
Welcome and peace be with you beloved children of the other winds. Welcome whoever’s son or daughter you may be, no less the pilgrim for traveling your own path. Welcome gentle children of the other winds.
Welcome and peace to all the children of all of the winds, great and small, beloved one and all. Welcome brothers and sisters. Let the winds blow you to the truth. Then, gentle children, heads full of air, you can blow me.
Edit: I wanted to say that I meant no offense to any members of faith, this is just some silly humour, given the events as of late.
You strike me more as the type that burst forth from the forehead of a Hindu god 