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Post by Dalton »

OK, this isn't about my 666th post. This is about applying for a job.

I just applied for a job at an AOL Time Warner company.

Am I evil?
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Heck no...just means you want something relatively easy.

Now if you worked/applied for the IRS.

Then yes, you're evilbecause they have to suck the soul out of anyone who works there...my god those people sound dead at times.
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No, you silly boy, you are not evil. *kisses Dalton's nose* I hope you get the job.
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Zaia wrote:No, you silly boy, you are not evil. *kisses Dalton's nose* I hope you get the job.
I hope I get the job too. Or at least A job :(

Thank you. :)
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"Am I Evil?" Whaaa? I thought you arlready were evil.
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Kelly Antilles wrote:"Am I Evil?" Whaaa?
Kelly just did the Jon Stewart "Whaaaa?" thing!! w00t w00t!! :mrgreen:
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Dalton wrote:OK, this isn't about my 666th post. This is about applying for a job.

I just applied for a job at an AOL Time Warner company.

Am I evil?
*stakes Dalton*



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Dalton wrote:OK, this isn't about my 666th post. This is about applying for a job.

I just applied for a job at an AOL Time Warner company.

Am I evil?
No. It's like when I mowed Milosevic's lawn: I wasn't supporting his pan-Serbian nationalist agenda, I just needed $10 for gas money.
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Shinova wrote:
Dalton wrote:OK, this isn't about my 666th post. This is about applying for a job.

I just applied for a job at an AOL Time Warner company.

Am I evil?
*stakes Dalton*



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Pablo Sanchez wrote:No. It's like when I mowed Milosevic's lawn: I wasn't supporting his pan-Serbian nationalist agenda, I just needed $10 for gas money.
I miss you, man.
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Dalton wrote: I just applied for a job at an AOL Time Warner company.
Nah. Irredeemably evil in my book is going to work on the Barney
Show :twisted:
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Zaia wrote: Kelly just did the Jon Stewart "Whaaaa?" thing!! w00t w00t!! :mrgreen:
I did? Okay.... I don't watch the Daily Show.
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I thought it was impossible to become supermod without being evil?
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Quite the opposite. You will be making them less evil by being employed with them.

Besides, to get a job in television, your choice is only one of many evils.
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It's more likely you'll make them less evil, and microsoft more so.
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Cpt_Frank wrote:I thought it was impossible to become supermod without being evil?
Believe it or not, there are Jedi mods and supermods. Not all of us are Sith ;)
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Evilness is relative, hence, compared to my extended family, you are merely slightly naughty. :)
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The_Lumberjack wrote:Evilness is relative, hence, compared to my extended family, you are merely slightly naughty. :)
Bah, my extended family on my father's side belongs on Springer :)
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Dalton wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote:I thought it was impossible to become supermod without being evil?
Believe it or not, there are Jedi mods and supermods. Not all of us are Sith ;)
Yeah, but you're a rocker, so...I thought it went without saying...EVIL!

And my avatar may not be cute, but it is patriotic (as well as an indication of where I plan to get my eventual future job), so I'm reasonably sure I won't be simited. Or is it smitten? Smoted? :?
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Hi Bean. Welcome back.

Dalton, you are not evil. Right now a job is a job.

The only exception is being a telemarketer.
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Bah, you people post far too fast for your own good.
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Well there's evil evil. And there's the cool evil. I think it's the latter.
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No, you're just a pragmatist (which some people say is a synonym for "evil," and others say is a synonym for "smart").
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I still seem to be a Sith, which is not necessarily such a bad thing when you think about it.

OK, Prometheus isn't a Sith, but you get the idea.
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You guys confuse me.
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