The Partnership For a Freedom-Free America Strikes Again...

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-05-30 08:17pm

...and now they've hijacked baseball.

Does anyone know what Derek Jeter talking about how his parents taught him to perservere has anything do to with drugs?

Honestly, after that 'marijuana = pregnancy' fiasco I thought the commericals couldn't get any lower...

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-05-30 08:30pm

They'll probably go lower. Perhaps they'll be more honest and have commercials ending in "Appeals to Emotion: The Anti-Drug" (Remember that "Lose your parent's trust, and you can kis your social life goodbye" ad?), "Misrepresented Statistics: The Anti-Drug", "Something Completely Irrelevant to the Subject: The Anti-Drug", "What We Shove Down Your Throat: The Anti-Drug", or "Something a Legal Drug Would do to you, But We're Not Talking About Them Anyway: The Anti-Drug".

Media these days seems to be a game of intellectual limbo.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-05-30 08:32pm

<shrug> That's less objectionable than the "marijuana=terrorism" ads. The subtext is that Derek Jeter is rich and successful because his parents taught him the Right Way to do things, including not to use drugs. This could be deliciously ironic if MLB would ever start testing for steroids. Since Derek Jeter plays for the New York Yankees, I'm inclined to do the exact opposite of what he says just for spite anyway, but I digress.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-05-30 08:41pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:They'll probably go lower. Perhaps they'll be more honest and have commercials ending in "Appeals to Emotion: The Anti-Drug" (Remember that "Lose your parent's trust, and you can kis your social life goodbye" ad?), "Misrepresented Statistics: The Anti-Drug", "Something Completely Irrelevant to the Subject: The Anti-Drug", "What We Shove Down Your Throat: The Anti-Drug", or "Something a Legal Drug Would do to you, But We're Not Talking About Them Anyway: The Anti-Drug".

Media these days seems to be a game of intellectual limbo.

Oooh! Oooh! How about...

Propaganda: The Anti-Drug

Asset Forefiture: The Anti-Drug

Federal mandatory minimum sentences exceeding those for violent crimes: The Anti-Drug

Thousands of dead Colombians: The Anti-Drug

Bloated Federal police bureaucrcy: The Anti-Drug

Invasion of privacy: The Anti-Drug

Wiping your ass with the Bill of Rights: The Anti-Drug

Jail time for poor urban minorities, treatment for middle-class suburban whites: The Anti-Drug

Pissing away billions of dollars: The Anti-Drug

Ruined lives, overcrowded prisons: The Anti-Drug

Early release for violent offenders to make room for drug dealers: The Anti-Drug

Increased Federal power: The Anti-Drug

Making war on your own citizens: The Anti-Drug

Denying a viable source of tax income to states, farmers, and entire third world nations: The Anti-Drug

Puritanism: The Anti-Drug

Ignoring the lessons of history: The Anti-Drug

Protecting liquor companies' profits: The Anti-Drug

Thirty year Federal clusterfucks: The Anti-Drug

I'm sure you can think of more...

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-05-30 08:54pm

Actually, my personal favorite is "Smack: My Anti-Drug."

I don't know why.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-05-30 09:08pm

My anti-drug is nascent alcoholism, fatty foods, and cigarettes.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-05-30 09:13pm

Crack. My Anti-Drug.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-05-30 09:17pm

I saw a commercial that had this girl taking ecstacy then dying. Then on the screen it said "Water cant help you, nothing can." Firstly, water is one of the biggest things saving peoples lives when they take ecstacy, secondly, a mere 60 people a year die from ecstacy, most users never quit, and the brain damage is caused by preventable dopamine poisoning, so ecstacy is possibly the one of safest of all illegal drugs.

Damnit, fuck it, im moving to amsterdam where retards dont run the country.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-05-30 09:24pm

Dissent: The pro Drug, now you all be quite and take your mind control pills.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-05-30 09:27pm

5 more years till I'm 18 and can flee this worthless shithole...(repeated to self ad-infinium)

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2003-05-30 09:36pm

Legalization, The Anti-Drug

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-05-30 09:40pm

Masturbation: The Anti-Drug. After all, a man with both hands in his pants has no hands left to do drugs with.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-05-30 09:42pm

Porn: The Anti-drug

(now if that made it to the TV.....ooooh boy!

Fundies would go ballistic!

)

Cyborg Stan · Post by **Cyborg Stan** » 2003-05-31 01:03am

RedImperator wrote:My anti-drug is nascent alcoholism, fatty foods, and cigarettes.

My Anti-Drug is Alchohol

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-05-31 03:42am

Cyborg Stan wrote:
RedImperator wrote:My anti-drug is nascent alcoholism, fatty foods, and cigarettes.
My Anti-Drug is Alchohol

God bless The Onion.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-05-31 03:55am

RedImperator wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:They'll probably go lower. Perhaps they'll be more honest and have commercials ending in "Appeals to Emotion: The Anti-Drug" (Remember that "Lose your parent's trust, and you can kis your social life goodbye" ad?), "Misrepresented Statistics: The Anti-Drug", "Something Completely Irrelevant to the Subject: The Anti-Drug", "What We Shove Down Your Throat: The Anti-Drug", or "Something a Legal Drug Would do to you, But We're Not Talking About Them Anyway: The Anti-Drug".

Media these days seems to be a game of intellectual limbo.
Oooh! Oooh! How about...

Propaganda: The Anti-Drug

Asset Forefiture: The Anti-Drug

Federal mandatory minimum sentences exceeding those for violent crimes: The Anti-Drug

Thousands of dead Colombians: The Anti-Drug

Bloated Federal police bureaucrcy: The Anti-Drug

Invasion of privacy: The Anti-Drug

Wiping your ass with the Bill of Rights: The Anti-Drug

Jail time for poor urban minorities, treatment for middle-class suburban whites: The Anti-Drug

Pissing away billions of dollars: The Anti-Drug

Ruined lives, overcrowded prisons: The Anti-Drug

Early release for violent offenders to make room for drug dealers: The Anti-Drug

Increased Federal power: The Anti-Drug

Making war on your own citizens: The Anti-Drug

Denying a viable source of tax income to states, farmers, and entire third world nations: The Anti-Drug

Puritanism: The Anti-Drug

Ignoring the lessons of history: The Anti-Drug

Protecting liquor companies' profits: The Anti-Drug

Thirty year Federal clusterfucks: The Anti-Drug

I'm sure you can think of more...

Lol! Australia doesn't put up with nearly as much of this shit. The 'speed catches up with you' ads of a few years back was it.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-05-31 08:41am

Kottonmouth Kings+Corporate Avenger: My Not-Anti-Drug

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-05-31 10:21am

Parents:My Antidrug.

And not in the way you think, my parents are huge ass stoners, and thats probly why I don't want to smoke. Plus I hate smoke, needles, snorting(odd story about that from 6 grade with ground up candy), and ravers, so about the only way I'd do drugs would be special *insert pastery here*.

The one I really hate is that 1 out of every three intoxicated drivers on the road is high on weed? What? Right outside a Bob Marley concert years ago?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-05-31 10:27am

Or in the Visa/Master Card tradition

Money Spent illogical/false Ads: Several Billion
Homes Confiscated: Millions of Dollars
Lives Ruined or Killed: Thousands
Watching States+Reservations Legalize: Priceless.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-05-31 01:31pm

Damn, where are those Evangelion anti-drug ads when you need 'em?

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-05-31 07:00pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Damn, where are those Evangelion anti-drug ads when you need 'em?

Tang: My anti-drug

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-05-31 08:20pm

EverQuest, my Anti-Drug. When you play that game full tilt, there's no time for drugs

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-05-31 08:26pm

Vorlon1701 wrote:EverQuest, my Anti-Drug. When you play that game full tilt, there's no time for drugs

That game is a drug

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-05-31 09:39pm

Not wanting to fuck my life up: My Anti-drug

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-05-31 10:00pm

How could I forget?

Sanctimony: The Anti-Drug