"Funboy" Just Lost $50 to Me
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"Funboy" Just Lost $50 to Me
Summary: "Funboy" from my BF work heard that I was a swimmer and bet that he could beat me. He got his ass kicked!
So anyways... I'd been out biking today with my BF and we dropped by his work so he could pickup his long overdue paycheck. We hung out in the shop a bit while the owner wrote up a personal check (slightly suspicious if you as me) and my BF started smirking at "funboy" and poking fun at him, which I'm told is a favourite shop pastime. "Funboy" you see is your typical highschool senior with all the attitude and cockiness that goes along with it and that's likely why they enjoy bugging him so much.
Anyways while my BF was picking up his check I was having some banter with the boys and the topic of swimming came up...and "funboy" just had to ask me if I was any good while bragging about his achievements at the Provincial highschool finals. And so I decided to shut him up and informed him that I hold the Princeton University record and was on the Canadian national team...and being the arrogant kid he chose not to believe me and bet that he could beat me, which led to $50 being put on the table, $50 that he'd never see again.
We decided to swim the 400M free which is something I never swim in competition, not that it mattered considering how hopelessly out of his league he was. Considering that I beat him by nearly a full pool length (50M) I almost felt bad about taking his money...almost...because it'll be good for him in the long run and hopefully teach him not to run his mouth so much (yeah, right, like anything could shut him up ).
Even funnier is that it's the 2nd time I've done this to one of my BF's co-workers. There was another "funboy" (funboy the 1st?) at his work last year who also lost a chunk of cash to me on a swimming bet. You know, as long as they keep hiring new "funboys" at his work I may never have to get a job, I'll just have to up the stakes a bit.
So anyways... I'd been out biking today with my BF and we dropped by his work so he could pickup his long overdue paycheck. We hung out in the shop a bit while the owner wrote up a personal check (slightly suspicious if you as me) and my BF started smirking at "funboy" and poking fun at him, which I'm told is a favourite shop pastime. "Funboy" you see is your typical highschool senior with all the attitude and cockiness that goes along with it and that's likely why they enjoy bugging him so much.
Anyways while my BF was picking up his check I was having some banter with the boys and the topic of swimming came up...and "funboy" just had to ask me if I was any good while bragging about his achievements at the Provincial highschool finals. And so I decided to shut him up and informed him that I hold the Princeton University record and was on the Canadian national team...and being the arrogant kid he chose not to believe me and bet that he could beat me, which led to $50 being put on the table, $50 that he'd never see again.
We decided to swim the 400M free which is something I never swim in competition, not that it mattered considering how hopelessly out of his league he was. Considering that I beat him by nearly a full pool length (50M) I almost felt bad about taking his money...almost...because it'll be good for him in the long run and hopefully teach him not to run his mouth so much (yeah, right, like anything could shut him up ).
Even funnier is that it's the 2nd time I've done this to one of my BF's co-workers. There was another "funboy" (funboy the 1st?) at his work last year who also lost a chunk of cash to me on a swimming bet. You know, as long as they keep hiring new "funboys" at his work I may never have to get a job, I'll just have to up the stakes a bit.
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He should live for a week...or two...maybe three.Montcalm wrote:That would be too mean,the poor dumbass needs to eat too.Captain_Cyran wrote:*Laughs at the kid who lost*
You only got $50? I would have tried for the paycheck.
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Work tomorrow's gonna be real fun, Funboy will never hear the end of how he got his ass kicked by a girl, I love it! There's nothing like having a Funboy at work, they're so fun to make fun of, it's like a never-ending initiation ritual! It brings out my inner sadist.
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How about Super Smash Bros. Melee? I'll take you up on that.Exonerate wrote:Heh, good job...
Canadian national team... Wow. I can barely swim myself
Soo, anybody wanna put $50 on the table for Super Smash Brothers, or a game of TFC?
Kudos to you, jmac. Easy $50 and all you did was swim for a bit.
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*points to the looser kid*
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Re: "Funboy" Just Lost $50 to Me
Let me just tell you that this little bit of dramatic foreshadowing had me bust out laughing, imagining how, if you were telling the story, your voice would have gotten full of doom and such.jmac wrote:he chose not to believe me and bet that he could beat me, which led to $50 being put on the table, $50 that he'd never see again.
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Re: "Funboy" Just Lost $50 to Me
Yes. $50. 50 dollars, of Doooooom. Mu hahahahaha.Zaia wrote:Let me just tell you that this little bit of dramatic foreshadowing had me bust out laughing, imagining how, if you were telling the story, your voice would have gotten full of doom and such.jmac wrote:he chose not to believe me and bet that he could beat me, which led to $50 being put on the table, $50 that he'd never see again.
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Hey jmac, I bet $100 that I would loose to you.
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Suckering people seems to run in my family, my sister's also won her fair share of cash from armwrestling of all things. She's just as good a swimmer as I am but she looks more like a swimmer so people don't challenge her at that, so she makes her living armwrestling poor little kiddies. She tried to sucker my BF too but it turns out he's got his technique down pat and ended up beating her even though he's not as strong.
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When it becomes serious, you have to lie
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The slight variations in spelling and grammar enhance its individual character and beauty and in no way are to be considered flaws or defects
I'm not sure why people choose 'To Love is to Bury' as their wedding song...It's about a murder-suicide
- Margo Timmins
When it becomes serious, you have to lie
- Jean-Claude Juncker
It seems the poor Funboy was so embarrased by his humiliating defeat that he did not show up for work today. I was so looking foward to making fun of him and having him cry...
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Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.