Movie stars you would like to have sex with
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Movie stars you would like to have sex with
Who would you like to have sex with. Sorry i went a little over board with the poll
A tie!
Better yet, they all get to fight naked over who gets to bang me.
Better yet, they all get to fight naked over who gets to bang me.
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I would let Claudia Christian frell me till I pass out. (Yes, she did star in a movie. Remember "The Chase" with Charlie Sheen? She played the mother of that girl.)
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The question would have been so much easier if you had asked which one not. My answer in that case would have been Julia Roberts, but since you didn't, it's to difficult for me to actually choose between one of those.
So because of you fault in my next erotic dream there will not be only one of them, there will be all of them (except Julia Roberts of course).
So because of you fault in my next erotic dream there will not be only one of them, there will be all of them (except Julia Roberts of course).
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D: All of the above.
I'd have to add more to the list of course.....
I'd have to add more to the list of course.....
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Lopez (depending on how big her butt is) and Berry are the only hotties on that list
I would shag the following:
Vivica Fox
Kim Basinger
Jeri Ryan
Salma Hayek
some others I can't remember >.<
I would shag the following:
Vivica Fox
Kim Basinger
Jeri Ryan
Salma Hayek
some others I can't remember >.<
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Russell Crowe, Harrison Ford, Gabriel Byrne, and Jon Stewart.
Oh, the things I would do to them...
Oh, the things I would do to them...
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The batch you have given is like Lays Potato chips...just can't have one.
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I bet Milla Jovovich would be a tiger in the sack.
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I'd sleep with Halle Berry.
Michelle Pfiffer ties second place with Maura Tierney...
I'd sleep with Halle Berry.
Michelle Pfiffer ties second place with Maura Tierney...
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Cameron Diaz is not up there!
I'll take Elizabeth Hurley.
I'll take Elizabeth Hurley.
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Thats why there is a...I would(Blank)this(Movie Star) choice.Darth Pounder wrote:I would take Natalie Portman from that list and make sweet love to her. But my favourite woman wasn't there. For a woman not on the list look no further then Laetita Casta. Ok she's french but it's only french men who ruin the whole thing.