www.poe-news.com wrote:JESUS was gay and so were at least three of his 12 disciples, according to a Melbourne academic.
Dr Rollan McCleary, a University of Queensland PhD graduate who now lives in Melbourne, will today be awarded his doctorate for a thesis on gay spirituality.
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He said the planet Uranus figured prominently in Jesus's astrological chart, as it did with many gays.
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:He said the planet Uranus figured prominently in Jesus's astrological chart, as it did with many gays.
While I've not actually read the thesis, I'm hoping this little bit was an aside or a bit of trivia and not actual evidence supporting his argument, or else Australia's higher educational system is shakier than I've been led to believe.
Any city gets what it admires, will pay for, and, ultimately, deserves…We want and deserve tin-can architecture in a tinhorn culture. And we will probably be judged not by the monuments we build but by those we have destroyed.--Ada Louise Huxtable, "Farewell to Penn Station", New York Times editorial, 30 October 1963 X-Ray Blues
Simon H.Johansen wrote:Erm... if I remember correctly, homosexuality is NOT caused by astrological positions...
If I remember correctly, the only thing caused by astronomical positions is the separation of fools and their money.
Any city gets what it admires, will pay for, and, ultimately, deserves…We want and deserve tin-can architecture in a tinhorn culture. And we will probably be judged not by the monuments we build but by those we have destroyed.--Ada Louise Huxtable, "Farewell to Penn Station", New York Times editorial, 30 October 1963 X-Ray Blues
JESUS was gay and so were at least three of his 12 disciples, according to a Melbourne academic.
Dr Rollan McCleary, a University of Queensland PhD graduate who now lives in Melbourne, will today be awarded his doctorate for a thesis on gay spirituality.
Dr McCleary said Jesus's astrological chart, clues in the scriptures to which the churches had been blind and accurate biblical translations had all played a part in his conclusions.
In a forthcoming book, he attempts to present St John's Gospel in a new light to back up his claims.
An Anglican and a qualified reader of astrological charts, Dr McCleary is open about being gay.
He said the planet Uranus figured prominently in Jesus's astrological chart, as it did with many gays.
Herald Sun
This what you call long?
I hope the clues in the scriptures figure more into his argument than Uranus
Busily picking nuggets out of my well-greased ass.
Honestly, I think the d00d's reasoning for callin JC a homo is a load of bullshit. Uranus!!? Jesus H Christ Sodomizing the Goatse.cx Guy!! At least make the fuckin joke a lil less obvious LOL!
JodoForce wrote:And what does ROTFLMMFGDQQAO stand for?
Rolling on the floor laughing my m.f. g.d. ? ? ass off
It's 'Rollin On The Floor Laffin My MotherFucking GodDamn Queer Quaker Ass Off' We need this posted in Announcements...
I'm not even going to try and make sense of this thread.
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