Movie stars you would like to have sex with

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I would Slam Catherine Zeta Jones

I would Pork Julia Roberts
1
2%
I would Stuff Natalie Portman
22
38%
I would Jam Jennifer Lopez
0
No votes
I would Tear up Shannon elizabeth
3
5%
I would Nail Halle Berry
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14%
I would Hammer Elizabeth Hurley
6
10%
I would Pound Heather Graham
4
7%
I would (Blank) this (Movie star)
14
24%
 
Total votes: 58

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Boof:Jessica Alba
Boink:Allyson Hannagin.
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Montcalm wrote:
CRAP you beat me to the punch. :(
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Vertigo1 wrote:I would let Claudia Christian frell me till I pass out. :D (Yes, she did star in a movie. Remember "The Chase" with Charlie Sheen? She played the mother of that girl.)
Her best movie role was in The Hidden though. :twisted:
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Oh, and David Duchovny for me too, please. :twisted:
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Zaia wrote:Oh, and David Duchovny for me too, please. :twisted:
At least it isn't taht other David... Y'know, Hasseloff? *shudder*
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I'll take Gabrielle Anwar from among other things the movie Scent of a Woman
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RogueIce wrote:
Zaia wrote:Oh, and David Duchovny for me too, please. :twisted:
At least it isn't taht other David... Y'know, Hasseloff? *shudder*
Hey. He's very big in Germany.
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This is pretty shallow of me, but what the hell :twisted: :

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I've got a long list. The top would probably be Liv Tyler though.
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I knew the "I would (Blank) this (movie star) would get the most votes. There are just too many to list for every one. Anyone here like cathrine bell
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theheap wrote:I knew the "I would (Blank) this (movie star) would get the most votes. There are just too many to list for every one. Anyone here like cathrine bell
Catherine who...................I know she play in JAG. :wink:
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What? No men listed??
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kojikun wrote:I'd let orlando bloom ravage me >D
Shoot I always pictured him as a bottom :lol:
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LadyTevar wrote:What? No men listed??
That's what the blank is for.
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Durran Korr wrote:A tie!

Better yet, they all get to fight naked over who gets to bang me.
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theheap wrote:I knew the "I would (Blank) this (movie star) would get the most votes. There are just too many to list for every one. Anyone here like cathrine bell
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Threesome with Orlando Bloom and Halle Berry.
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Im hella down with lacey charbet .... like ... i would hella..... okay, i need to just calm down. im way attracted to her.
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Natalie Portman!

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Montcalm wrote:
theheap wrote:I knew the "I would (Blank) this (movie star) would get the most votes. There are just too many to list for every one. Anyone here like cathrine bell
Catherine who...................I know she play in JAG. :wink:
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Chantal Kreviazuk was in a movie so she's fair game for me to do naughty things to. She likes spooning, she said so herself, so I'll go spoon her good.

Natalie Portman should be pretty fun and I'll take Halle Berry too since I've never slept with a black chick.

Rebecca Romijn-Stamos looks pretty hot too so I'd pork her too.

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Josh Hartnett.
Heath Ledger.
Orlando Bloom.


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Zaia wrote:Oh, and David Duchovny for me too, please. :twisted:
Just get a cardboard cutout of him and attach a dildo to it. It would have all the same personality and talent. :)
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Gil Hamilton wrote:
Zaia wrote:Oh, and David Duchovny for me too, please. :twisted:
Just get a cardboard cutout of him and attach a dildo to it. It would have all the same personality and talent. :)
Double the talent - use a vibrator
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