I just won $500 at the casino.

Bug-Eyed Earl · Post by **Bug-Eyed Earl** » 2003-05-31 01:59am

I won $500 on the slot machines. The jackpot is constantly going up at each machine as long as someone's playing, and as long as you keep playing at 75 cents a play instead of just a quarter, you can win the jackpot if you get three flaming 7s. This casino has a card slot on each machine and you have to have your membership card inserted. Most likely since I hardly ever go the system gave me the jackpot to keep me coming back.

Suckers. I ain't going back for a long time, if ever.

On a side note, my best friend who I went withcame out flat broke

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-05-31 02:04am

Be nice if I could pull that off everytime I played with the one-armed bandit...

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-05-31 02:21am

Reminds me of a friend who went to a casino here while shit-faced one night and walked out with 2000.

Later in his life he was touring the US with friends and gambled for the second time in his life (pissed as a fart again) in Vegas and got 4000 (US).

Lucky fucking bastard.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-05-31 04:46am

weemadando wrote:Reminds me of a friend who went to a casino here while shit-faced one night and walked out with 2000.

Later in his life he was touring the US with friends and gambled for the second time in his life (pissed as a fart again) in Vegas and got 4000 (US).

Lucky fucking bastard.

Might have to try that formula; drunk and gamble...

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-05-31 11:13am

Hey cool. 500 bucks is a good prize. Small enough to avoid IRS attention and large enough to buy yourself something nice.

BrYaN19kc · Post by **BrYaN19kc** » 2003-05-31 12:21pm

Congrats. Every time I try the slots or blackjack I ended up blowing it all.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-05-31 12:39pm

TrailerParkJawa wrote:Hey cool. 500 bucks is a good prize. Small enough to avoid IRS attention and large enough to buy yourself something nice.

And small enough to not get the casino on your ass.

master_yoda · Post by **master_yoda** » 2003-05-31 06:48pm

neoolong wrote:
TrailerParkJawa wrote:Hey cool. 500 bucks is a good prize. Small enough to avoid IRS attention and large enough to buy yourself something nice.
And small enough to not get the casino on your ass.

.... And end up with broken bleeding hands...

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-05-31 06:51pm

Good payout.. How many .75 cents did you shove in?

Cyaround,
Jason