[GTGOD3] Gnome Arena

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-05-31 12:44pm

Hmm, since the last TGOD seems to have gone a bit stale...

*SEGNOR continues to hold its own against the combined assaults of BM, darksider and Necrons. However, owing to complaints about violation of patents no. 9043781289563 and 745432631 and fair play rules 6987325 and 34756542, and generally boring everybody nuts... here's a new challenge*

10000 gnomish marines have landed on a neutral deserted city / forest world, with their standard combat spacesuits (for added protection only; garden gnomes don't need to breathe), gridfire rifles and R/UR field generators, accompanied by a clone their great leader, JodoForce, also clad in standard Marine armor.

I challenge any and all forces to come down for a ground-pounding, ankle-biting duel! No spaceships, no uber-wank bullshit-weapon--except for ONE you start off with (I start off with our R/UR field generators

)

The survival of the gnomes is not at stake here, and you should only bring your expendable forces here. Then expect some real sporting!

LET THE FIGHT BEGIN!!

DINK DINK! HAIL GNOMAGE!

Title changed around a bit - Phong

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-05-31 12:59pm

Gridfire rifles?

Oh and it's good to see DGG unilaterally declaring my fleet destroyed on his fucking website!

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-05-31 01:04pm

*Arrives through multiverse portal device, toss's universe destroying grenade with active three second fuse into the sand and then dives back through the portal just before it closes.*

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-05-31 01:09pm

Hmmkay, chuck the gridfire rifles then

My crack marines can still threaten the existance of this planet with their DBZ energy blasts though

And you can always follow my timeline instead of his... what are you going to do about my Stubby Gnomish Club of Meta-Destruction?

Hmm maybe it should be a deserted city / forest world instead of a desert world... more interesting that way

*Turns R/UR field on the grenade and turns it into a real grenade, which explodes harmlessly*

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-05-31 01:14pm

WTF is this? The Gnome TGOD should only have one thread active at a given time to keep things manageable for us poor moderators.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-05-31 01:15pm

I'm sitting on my Throne an unspecified but great distance away, rather like Conan thinking about something to do about this club. Meanwhile the agents of the ISA (Who says I can't use a version of my own universe) are scouring the multiverse for the insane genius Stratha.

Phongn: The other thread is inactive now, as it became laughable.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-05-31 01:16pm

Of course it got stale, the Gnomes declared universe-vaporizing power and complete immunity, ignoring anyone else.

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-05-31 01:21pm

Very well, GTGOD2 thread locked, this is the new one.

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-05-31 01:29pm

*Gnomish troops dig in to 3 abandoned cities close together on the main continent, Gnolam, Underground Kingdom and DBZ arena (this last one with open ground all round for heavy blasting)

(so what does *G*TGOD stand for?

)

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-05-31 01:38pm

(Oh, and of course you're supposed to send a net total of 10000 people to invade us. If there are two forces invading then that's 5000 each, if a new force comes in then the existing remaining forces get multiplied by 2/3 and the new force comes in with 3333 people, etc...)

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-05-31 01:43pm

Deep in the echoing caverns of the great immobile battlestation The Hall of Shame which floats in a trans multiverse state, NecronLord walks agong a row of cells, the shrieks and screams of those trolls condemmed to watch Ron Jeremy/Janeway pornography for eternity echo through the halls. The almost measurelessly powerful sentinel drones of the ATJ guard a strong door. NecronLord approaches them.

"HALT!" vocalises the first sentinel.

"I am a Harbinger"

"Pass" it vocalises.

NecronLord strode up to the great door. It opened at his approach. Sitting in the darkness beyond is a wretched figure. It is strapped down into a chair, its eyes held open by a machine.

NecronLord looked down at the specimen.

"And they thought that DarkStar was illogical." he mutters, walking back through the great door. As it sighes closed a cracked and wrecthed voice can be heard from beyond: "HEIL THE AR...." it is cut off mid-screetch by the door closing.

"Now to find logic able to counterbalance this." thinks NecronLord.

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-05-31 01:58pm

*A gate opens in Necronlords ship and a tall figure in a red trenchcoat steps out*

Why have I been summoned?You called me here Necronlord. For what purpose?

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-05-31 02:07pm

"I have need of you on a small planet. I am too busy devising the next stage of my strategies for such a tactical concern. I require you to take command of the 412th, 232nd and 316th necron armies, and destroy a gnomish force that has dug in there.

If you succeed, then you will be given disclosure of certain, technologies for your labs. I am sure you are up to the task. Take the third door on your right and you will find the tactical briefing awaiting you."

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-05-31 02:10pm

VEry well ..Do I have your permission to take a few Monliths to my labs*VEG* if the foe is whom I think it is I have a plan already

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-05-31 02:13pm

You have it.

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-05-31 02:19pm

*much later on the Gnome held planet 5000 Necron warriors assemble in front of the gnome lines.
The Monoliths glow and humans step out eahc having the mouths gaged and a microphone taped to there neck.Giant speakers follow them out and they array themselves in formation as Typhonis steps out* "Well its SHOWTIME "

*the gags are removed from the Darkstar clones the speakers turned on and in one continuous voice they speak the words of technobabel*

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-05-31 03:51pm

SirNitram wrote:Of course it got stale, the Gnomes declared universe-vaporizing power and complete immunity, ignoring anyone else.

Bah, you're no fun. At least Alyrium and I had a good time pounding each other with universe-smashing power and complete immunity. Too bad he's out of the TGOD biz. *sobs*

NecronLord: The history can always be updated. You didn't exactly post any objections to your destruction

, So I figured you were dead. Or we could just blame it on faulty reports, Gnomish propaganda...take your pick.

Either way JodoForce seems to be taking a handle on this situation. Thus, I leave.

*wanders back out of thread*

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-05-31 04:36pm

*Barges into thread with a Chapter of Space Marines*

Where are the heretical foes of the Emperor?

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-05-31 07:08pm

*the chanting continues and the W/D reactiors begin to overload due to the incursion of massive amounts of D energy

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-05-31 08:00pm

:::::: A fleet of massive destroyers reverts to realspace above the battlezone::::

:::::::Booming over loudspeaker:::

If ANYONE tries to bring in more than the pre-specified amount of troops we will atomize your dropships and bombard your forces.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-05-31 08:42pm

Reality Defeat Munition having failed, a man in Dark Trooper armor empowered by the raw force, not to mention weaponry just short of OBS appeared on the edge of the arena, then 999 more joined him.

"We accept your challenge"

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-05-31 09:19pm

*cues the Mortal Kombat music, then quickly runs out of the thread*

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-05-31 09:39pm

*5000 portals open up and an army of 10000 Imperial marines a la Dahakverse step out, another portal opens and Cyran steps out of it, in complete black mage battle armor and carrying the one and only 'Trusty High-powered rifle'.*

I heard something about a fight?

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-05-31 10:04pm

Yeah...

*Teleports in front of Cyran*

Your marines can go take on mine... let's do this mano a mano

JodoForce · Post by **JodoForce** » 2003-05-31 10:05pm

Oh, we didn't bring any L/AL reactors, so there's none for you to overload

*Dispatches 2000 marines to slaughter your zombies*