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What title should DPDarkPrimus have?

Dirty Spam Whore
3
13%
Double Penetration
11
48%
Deep Penetration
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9%
Dedicated to Penetration
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9%
Newbie For Life
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17%
Eternal Newb
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Midget Luver
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4%
 
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote: They're friggin' tiny



How many can you fit into a vagina? This is vital information straight from the top gnome himself.
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David wrote:How many can you fit into a vagina? This is vital information straight from the top gnome himself.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'D CALL THAT!!!!!!!!!!!1

A.) I am the top Gnome!
B.)WHY would you need to know this?!

Where's the puke emoticon when you need it? Ack!
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David wrote:How many can you fit into a vagina? This is vital information straight from the top gnome himself.
Midget Gnomes, Garden Gnomes, or regular Gnomes?
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RogueIce wrote:
David wrote:How many can you fit into a vagina? This is vital information straight from the top gnome himself.
Midget Gnomes, Garden Gnomes, or regular Gnomes?
Am I the only one here that can't imagine tiny little people running around in somebody's vagina without getting naseous? Ugh....
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Am I the only one here that can't imagine tiny little people running around in somebody's vagina without getting naseous? Ugh....
Seems that way, don't it? :twisted:
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DP's back online :twisted:
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Where's the puke emoticon when you need it? Ack!


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Anyway, to answer David's question...

How many Gnomes can fit into a vagina?
  • Midget - 4
    Garden - 3 (we're extendable/collapsible, depending on what we/you need :twisted: )
    Regular - 1/2 (won't go all the way without some serious shoving)
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David wrote:DP's back online :twisted:

:twisted: Indeed
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RogueIce wrote:Anyway, to answer David's question...

How many Gnomes can fit into a vagina?
  • Midget - 4
    Garden - 3 (we're extendable/collapsible, depending on what we/you need :twisted: )
    Regular - 1/2 (won't go all the way without some serious shoving)



cool I kight send some of the Garden varity kind to a few old "friends."
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Getting back on-topic, I don't think he's noticed yet. He's already posted something in SLAM.

And thanks to David for the puke emoticon.

And thanks to RougeIce for providing the....details....ewwwww....
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Getting back on-topic, I don't think he's noticed yet. He's already posted something in SLAM.

And thanks to David for the puke emoticon.

And thanks to RougeIce for providing the....details....ewwwww....



Yeah I had it in my sig for awhile "most disgusting emoticon ever" was the way it was described I think.
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:And thanks to RougeIce for providing the....details....ewwwww....
Somebody had to. I chose to make that sacrifice.
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Hey, yeah, I didn't know you could assign titles either. :P

I'll keep it for another day or so, if it amuses you, but then I would like to have a title of my choosing, please.
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You were asking for this to happen to ya DP...and I say he keeps the name, poor sap that he be now.
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hehe I'll chage it right now if you want.
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Captain_Cyran wrote:You were asking for this to happen to ya DP...and I say he keeps the name, poor sap that he be now.
Agreed. When you say something like this, "Not anything having to do with 'double penetration,'" you're not just asking for it, you're begging for it. Poor sap indeed...
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David wrote:hehe I'll chage it right now if you want.
I'll keep it for a little while longer, but I would like some other suggestions for a custom title, still. Surely you people don't have such one-track minds?
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David wrote:hehe I'll chage it right now if you want.
NO DAVID!! Don't give in to him!
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I bet he hasn't used PayPal yet...

So how about, "You get what you pay for"? :)

*resumes clicking furiously on the PayPal button for when he gets his OWN Title*
Double Pene...er, DPDarkPrimus wrote:Surely you people don't have such one-track minds?
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:
I'll keep it for a little while longer, but I would like some other suggestions for a custom title, still. Surely you people don't have such one-track minds?
It that a question you really want answered?
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:Surely you people don't have such one-track minds?
What kinda dumbass question is that? :D :lol:
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I think we should vote on his brand spankin' new title.
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David wrote:I think we should vote on his brand spankin' new title.
So hard to choose... So very hard... Can't you do them all and just rotate them?
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RogueIce wrote:
David wrote:I think we should vote on his brand spankin' new title.
So hard to choose... So very hard... Can't you do them all and just rotate them?

I suppose that's always a possiblity
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