My Stepfather is a Fucking Asshole!

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My Stepfather is a Fucking Asshole!

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Well he is!!!

Here's the story:

Both my parents have jobs. My mother has a part-time job at Wall-Mart and my sepfather has a full-time job at a company called Omniglass. My mother makes less than he does, but she's responsible for most of the bills. All my stepfather has to pay is 1 or 2 bills a month. That's it.

Well, earlier this week, we had quite a shock. The gas company (the company that supplies the gas to heat our water) phoned us up saying that if we don't pay the bill by today (May 30th), the gas will be turned off. Turns out he has not made any payments on the bill since last August. The bill now totaled a few thousand.

But all hope was not lost. They said that if we could pay just $600 they would not turn it off. We were saved! Or so we thought.....

My mother goes there with the money, and it turns out the lady on the phone made a small mistake. She actually meant $1200 instead of $600. There was no way we could pay that just now.

So, on June 2nd, our hot water will be turned off for at least a month while we scrape up the money to pay the bill.

As a consequence, I will only be having cold showers for the next month. This is particuarly distressing to me since I'm the type of guy that has a shower every damn day.

I'm really going to hate Monday
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Post by Brother-Captain Gaius »

WTF!? That's retarded.

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Umm, that is plain wrong. I would comment some more, but I will withhold for now.
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Give him a good swift kick in the nuts for me.
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You need ta snatch his ass up in a bear trap!
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See the other thread I started and take his car apart... :P :twisted:
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Post by Alyrium Denryle »

What an asshole...Does he have a good life insurance policy? I know of a few good ays we could get rid of him
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Look on the bright side, at least it's not January.
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

Well, just hope next month is really, really, hot, and something bad happens to your stepfather for being an ass.
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Fucking moron.
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He is indeed a fucking asshole.
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Post by Temjin »

Those are all my sentiments exactly.

The one thing that really bugs me though, is that if he hadn't paid the bill since last August, where the fuck did all that extra money disapear too?
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I'm going to say the worst-case senario here: hookers.
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:I'm going to say the worst-case senario here: hookers.
I would not be surprised.....
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Man, that guy is a fucking anus. You should put Nair in his shampoo or something.
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Post by Saurencaerthai »

If he's gonna marry, it's his job to help provide for the family. There's no reason you should be going without heat simply because this guy wants to hold onto his own money coffers. Greedy bastard.
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Post by Stampede »

1) youre step dad sucks ass.
2) just see if you can't go to a friends house to shower. i'm sure if they're anykind of friend to you, they'll let you use their shower after they heard the story.
3) if all else fails...i'm part italian. we're good at "collecting" funds from people unwilling to pay.
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Kintaro wrote:Man, that guy is a fucking anus. You should put Nair in his shampoo or something.


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Post by InnerBrat »

The first question htat occured to me, is what does your mother see in this asshole?

He reminds me of Rob's ex flatmate, but his ex wife had the sense to leave him. My man now has a CCJ because of that bastard.
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