Who's had anal sex?

[Steve]

For those who don't understand the fetish, let me explain it for you:

1. It's naughty.
2. It's tighter.
3. It's naughty.
4. Some girls like it.
5. It's naughty.
6. You won't get her pregnant.
7. It's naughty.

The hole has shit in it. And with that note, I rest my case.

[The Yosemite Bear]

So the other end has traces of uric acid in it....

[Steve]

So the other end has traces of uric acid in it....

Shit is worse.

[Sea Skimmer]

So the other end has traces of uric acid in it....

It also gets regular treatments of blood and assorted other fluids.

Anyway, use a condom, you should anyway since HIV is most easily transmitted though anal sex.

[Icehawk]

Havent had or given anal and don't really plan to. If the girl REALLY wants it bad though I would probably go along with it just to please her but I would hope it doesn't become a regular thing. I just can't see whats so erotic about having your dick going in and out of someones shit hole. Its a dirty place and is to much of a bother to get it cleaned out before every time you fuck. Even with a condome I still don't find it very apealing.

[salm]

It means "I'm going to hang myself by my underpants...I can get underpants!"

it actually means "i´m going to hang myself for my underpants...i can get underpants"

you mitght want to change it to "Ich werde mich mit meinen unterhosen erhaengen...Ich kann unterhosen besorgen!


then on the other hand you might not...

[Ted]

So the other end has traces of uric acid in it....

Shit is worse.

Give her an enema, cleans it all out.

[His Divine Shadow]

So the other end has traces of uric acid in it....

Shit is worse.

Give her an enema, cleans it all out.

Now there is a bad mental image, a natural enema...

[XaLEv]

Now there is a bad mental image, a natural enema...

Some people are into that.

[Ted]

Now there is a bad mental image, a natural enema...

Some people are into that.

Some are, and it was only a suggestion. I do not practice such things.

[Darth Wong]

Be scientific, and go on observation, not assumption. Ask your girlfriend to bend over, then get a small, soft butt plug, lube it up, and stick it in slowly so you don't hurt her. When you pull it out, you might be surprised to see that it's not covered in shit.

Mind you, I wouldn't lick it or anything, and you do want to clean it off afterwards, but you people really need to try it and see what it's not what you're expecting (assuming you have girlfriends who are willing to let you do that, or for that matter, assuming you have girlfriends at all).

[Cpt_Frank]

Hey perhaps we should open up a dedicated
'Ask the Dark Lord how to do it right' thread.

[Darth Wong]

Mind you, it's also a matter of personal squeamishness. A lot of teenagers are obsessed to the point of neurosis about hygiene, so that just the knowledge of microscopic traces of shit will freak them out. My own brother used to wash his hands so often that his skin dried out and started to split open (rather ironic, since the open wounds allowed far more bacteria into his body than a less aggressive hand-washing regimen would have).

Mind you, once you've had kids, a lot of that squeamishness goes out the window. When you're taking care of a baby, I don't care how careful you are; sooner or later, you will get some of the urine and feces of another human being on your hands. If you're really unlucky, you might even get a blast of urine in the face during a diaper change. If that doesn't relax some of those hang-ups, nothing will.

[Cpt_Frank]

I don't understand those guys anyway.
It's your girlfirend's asshole after all, not just the ass of some nondescript ´.

[Stravo]

Those who poo poo the idea of doing it in the dumper have never had the pleasure of feeling that nice tight fit as they enter, nor the utter SEXINESS of hearing the woman's discomfort turn into groans of pleasure...my experience is that most women actually become quite the wanton whore when this occurs and you see a side of your lady freind you never thought you'd see. Word of warning though, you will always get that odd bird that complains throughout and will never let you do it again. They however seem to be going the way of the girl who absolutely refuses to give blowjobs, like beta maxes they just don;t seem to be making them anymore.

[Ted]

Those who poo poo the idea of doing it in the dumper have never had the pleasure of feeling that nice tight fit as they enter, nor the utter SEXINESS of hearing the woman's discomfort turn into groans of pleasure...my experience is that most women actually become quite the wanton whore when this occurs and you see a side of your lady freind you never thought you'd see. Word of warning though, you will always get that odd bird that complains throughout and will never let you do it again. They however seem to be going the way of the girl who absolutely refuses to give blowjobs, like beta maxes they just don;t seem to be making them anymore.

True, but beta maxes are the BEST.

[CorSec]

Be scientific, and go on observation, not assumption. Ask your girlfriend to bend over, then get a small, soft butt plug, lube it up, and stick it in slowly so you don't hurt her. When you pull it out, you might be surprised to see that it's not covered in shit.

Not that I've done the butt plug test, but if anyone's ever watched a colonoscopy, you'll see that the inside is clean. The outside is a different game - luckily soap and water fixes that quick-quick.

Mind you, I wouldn't lick it or anything, and you do want to clean it off afterwards, but you people really need to try it and see what it's not what you're expecting (assuming you have girlfriends who are willing to let you do that, or for that matter, assuming you have girlfriends at all).

Assuming a number of us geeks to have a girlfriend (or boyfriend, if that's your flavor) is pushing the envelope of reason.

Would I have anal sex? I'd have to be talked into it, it's not something I want to do, but that's just me. This thread has helped desensatize me to the idea. Before I would be averse to it. Now it's not such a gross idea.

[Stravo]

Those who poo poo the idea of doing it in the dumper have never had the pleasure of feeling that nice tight fit as they enter, nor the utter SEXINESS of hearing the woman's discomfort turn into groans of pleasure...my experience is that most women actually become quite the wanton whore when this occurs and you see a side of your lady freind you never thought you'd see. Word of warning though, you will always get that odd bird that complains throughout and will never let you do it again. They however seem to be going the way of the girl who absolutely refuses to give blowjobs, like beta maxes they just don;t seem to be making them anymore.

True, but beta maxes are the BEST.

By that twisted bit of logic, you're then saying that girls who don't give blow jobs are the best girlfriends to have....hmmmm...

[Ted]

Those who poo poo the idea of doing it in the dumper have never had the pleasure of feeling that nice tight fit as they enter, nor the utter SEXINESS of hearing the woman's discomfort turn into groans of pleasure...my experience is that most women actually become quite the wanton whore when this occurs and you see a side of your lady freind you never thought you'd see. Word of warning though, you will always get that odd bird that complains throughout and will never let you do it again. They however seem to be going the way of the girl who absolutely refuses to give blowjobs, like beta maxes they just don;t seem to be making them anymore.

True, but beta maxes are the BEST.

By that twisted bit of logic, you're then saying that girls who don't give blow jobs are the best girlfriends to have....hmmmm...

No, I'm just saying that beta maxes are good, not making any reference to the girls.
I prefer the ones who do give blow-jobs

[His Divine Shadow]

Be scientific, and go on observation, not assumption. Ask your girlfriend to bend over, then get a small, soft butt plug, lube it up, and stick it in slowly so you don't hurt her. When you pull it out, you might be surprised to see that it's not covered in shit.

Mind you, I wouldn't lick it or anything, and you do want to clean it off afterwards, but you people really need to try it and see what it's not what you're expecting (assuming you have girlfriends who are willing to let you do that, or for that matter, assuming you have girlfriends at all).

This religion, the DOW, has really expanded into a multi-faceted organization as of late, in the olden days it's disciples recieved the holy scripture on Star Wars and Trek, now, in this day and age people recieve sexual tips from this walkin', talkin' and evil version of the Kama Sutra

[Darth Wong]

This religion, the DOW, has really expanded into a multi-faceted organization as of late, in the olden days it's disciples recieved the holy scripture on Star Wars and Trek, now, in this day and age people recieve sexual tips from this walkin', talkin' and evil version of the Kama Sutra

Nothing's changed. I'm still encouraging people to avoid reactionary thinking and investigate things for themselves. I've just branched out into other topics

[salm]

Those who poo poo the idea of doing it in the dumper have never had the pleasure of feeling that nice tight fit as they enter, nor the utter SEXINESS of hearing the woman's discomfort turn into groans of pleasure...my experience is that most women actually become quite the wanton whore when this occurs and you see a side of your lady freind you never thought you'd see. Word of warning though, you will always get that odd bird that complains throughout and will never let you do it again. They however seem to be going the way of the girl who absolutely refuses to give blowjobs, like beta maxes they just don;t seem to be making them anymore.

i´ve really never experienced this pleasure but what i appreciate a lot more is taking the girl doggy style, not up the ass but the regular way and have the butt slapping against my belly. wow, that sounds weird but, hey, that´s ok.

[Darth Wong]

You know, this may be a totally offtopic thing that might get me banned, but I checked a looksee at Mike Wong's home/family page, and I have to just have to quote Glen Cook.

There are some things you can professionally accept, but never in a thousand years visualize.

You can't visualize Rebecca and I getting nasty? It'd be easier if you ever saw her in her nurse costume with her high heels on

[HemlockGrey]

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[Alyrium Denryle]

Kinky