what if.....

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-03-25 12:31am

An EDust Assassin for Saddam, his sons, and the Iraqi high command.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-03-25 04:00am

Air Conditioned, Heavily shielded, Steam punk air battleship, with full kitchen, and wine celler.

We have to bring "Civilization" to Iraq you know....

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-03-25 04:35am

Sandworm!

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-03-25 04:56am

Micheal Ryans, Beta pilot wrote:An Imperator titan.

Damn right! Of course i'd take a Titan Defence Legion just in case.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-03-25 05:12am

Hmm.

I'd say an entire legion of AT-AT walkers, along with ten thousand Sith Lords, a million Zerg, and Godzilla.

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2003-03-26 12:17am

What would I rampage through Iraq with?
Just for fun...
I'd use...
The King of Terror...
King Ghidorah! In Every Incarnation Possible!

Or, failing that, let Sadam sneek a peek at the great Cthulhu.

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-03-26 08:17pm

Me and my buddies All War Machined out, storming Baghdad.

Jordie · Post by **Jordie** » 2003-06-01 04:04am

The RX-GP02A Gundam Physalis

If all else fails, nuke 'em

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2003-06-01 04:28am

John Bull Gundam, piloted by Gentle Chapman.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-06-01 04:45am

Pic Link

How to erase the word resistance from the Iraqi vocabulary

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-06-01 04:46am

I'd go in my MarkVII Power Armor, with a company of Ultramarines! Bwahahaha!

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2003-06-01 04:57am

Shinova wrote:Pic Link

How to erase the word resistance from the Iraqi vocabulary

Krogoth!

Embracer Of Darkness · Post by **Embracer Of Darkness** » 2003-06-01 10:37pm

An army of legendary-level Flood from Halo. Wave after wave after fucking wave, and the numbers increase exponentially with the carnage. Bye bye Iraq, and bye bye humanity.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-06-02 12:44am

Embracer Of Darkness wrote:An army of legendary-level Flood from Halo. Wave after wave after fucking wave, and the numbers increase exponentially with the carnage. Bye bye Iraq, and bye bye humanity.

I think a senario where the rest of the human race survives is better. By the way, what sort of psychological problem do you have, to want your entire race wiped out in such a horrible fashion?

Damaramu · Post by **Damaramu** » 2003-06-02 12:49am

Yes......just when the Iraqi populace is expecting the first call to prayer.......they get this:

SylasGaunt · Post by **SylasGaunt** » 2003-06-02 01:02am

*Iraqi commander wonders.. 'Gee wasn't that hill over there a second ago?' and looks through binocs*

*Iraqi commander panics and shits himself when he realizes the view through his binoculars is showing him a gun barrel*

*Iraqi commanders eyes are seared out an instant before the hellbore blast wreaks incredible carnage on those present*

*The Bolo Mk. 33 rolls on*

SylasGaunt · Post by **SylasGaunt** » 2003-06-02 01:03am

Alternately unleashing the Volgara superweapon Asmodeus to sweep the country clean with its Ether Cannon works to.

Embracer Of Darkness · Post by **Embracer Of Darkness** » 2003-06-02 09:00am

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Embracer Of Darkness wrote:An army of legendary-level Flood from Halo. Wave after wave after fucking wave, and the numbers increase exponentially with the carnage. Bye bye Iraq, and bye bye humanity.
I think a senario where the rest of the human race survives is better. By the way, what sort of psychological problem do you have, to want your entire race wiped out in such a horrible fashion?

Who says I must have a psychological problem?

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-06-02 09:25am

Jordie, please do not bump old threads!

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-06-02 09:48am

I'd take a mixed platoon, with two P-1000 ultra heavy tanks and two P-1500 800mm SPG's, the Dora gun on tracks with ten incheso f armor basically. Course they'd all be built with modern armor and weapons.

Micheal Ryans, Beta pilot · Post by **Micheal Ryans, Beta pilot** » 2003-06-02 11:40am

Embracer Of Darkness wrote:An army of legendary-level Flood from Halo. Wave after wave after fucking wave, and the numbers increase exponentially with the carnage. Bye bye Iraq, and bye bye humanity.

Right up until I send in a few regiments of Book MI to clear them and whatever remains of the Iraqi army out.

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2003-06-02 03:02pm

Damaramu wrote:Yes......just when the Iraqi populace is expecting the first call to prayer.......they get this:

You sir, are EVIL.

I'd take a Snipe Liger or Bezrk Furher.

Admiral Johnason · Post by **Admiral Johnason** » 2003-06-02 04:24pm

I bring my own SSD with Rebel upgrades.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-06-02 04:36pm

All you need is a krogoth. Imagine a 300 foot tall mech with armor that can withstand super-high yield nukes, weapons that can dish out the same amount of damage, with footsteps that make Republican Guard and buildings go squish.

Madness

Micheal Ryans, Beta pilot · Post by **Micheal Ryans, Beta pilot** » 2003-06-03 01:17pm

Actually Shinova, the way to erase resistance from the Iraqi vocabulary is called the Covenant.

Deploy a massed army of Elites, Jackals, Grunts and Hunters, with Wraith tanks, Banshees and the occasional destroyer at low altitude.

Also, introduce Baghdad to a plasma torpedo, then send in the infantry to deal with anything that survived the area being turned into glass.

You never can be too careful.